Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Aren't you with me in the "can't take compliments" camp? Maybe she's clued on in that and is trying to spare you some uncomfortable squirming.

Also a good point. If I had a single admirable characteristic, I probably would have figured that one out.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think I like the new Weezer album better than I should. It is a bit wussy, but I never claimed to be a hard rock chick, so I'm okay with that.

I have "Man, you really freaked me out" (don't know what the title is) going through my head right now. Actually that should be my theme song.


ETA: other than the fact it is about abusive relationships. Really just the catchy sing-along line.

Re: the ETA, is there something we should know? This could be like having our very own couple like on road race or whatever that thing was.

I am not familiar with the Weezer song.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
How young is too young? A friend of mine (my age) is dating a 20 year old. On the one hand, holy shit, is he hot. On the other, dear god, he's just a baby.

When I lived in LA, I went on multiple dates with some guy who valet parked my car at Gladstone's one night and who I subsequently gave my phone number and a made-up name to.

Man, he was gorgeous. Man, he had a great body. Man, I wanted him to never speak another word.

In the end, it was the talking that did him in.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nice shoes.

Just because everyone thinks you're beautiful doesn't mean you can mock me. Leave it to PLF, who needs to do it b/c he's ugly.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just because everyone thinks you're beautiful doesn't mean you can mock me. Leave it to PLF, who needs to do it b/c he's ugly.

Nice tie.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Re: the ETA, is there something we should know? This could be like having our very own couple like on road race or whatever that thing was.

I am not familiar with the Weezer song.

That's why I added the ETA part. To clarify that it shouldn't really be my theme song. But the line "man, you really freaked me out" should be my theme line, if I had one.

You are not familiar with the Weezer song because it is on a brand new album and hasn't been released as a single. So you probably would have had to listen to that album to know the song. Though you might be familiar with the painfully catchy "Beverly Hills", which gets a lot of radio play (in this part of the country at least).

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That's really sad. Compliments are always good, even if repetitive. To only compliment to get something in return (like, forgiveness in your example, I guess) is disterning* to me. I would be upset if I were your wife and I never heard compliments. And I am VERY low maintenance in general.

*I made this word up - a cross between disturbing and concerning.

You would look really good with my dick in you.


Is that the sort of thing you had in mind?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's why I added the ETA part. To clarify that it shouldn't really be my theme song. But the line "man, you really freaked me out" should be my theme line, if I had one.

You are not familiar with the Weezer song because it is on a brand new album and hasn't been released as a single. So you probably would have had to listen to that album to know the song. Though you might be familiar with the painfully catchy "Beverly Hills", which gets a lot of radio play (in this part of the country at least).

I really need an iPod.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


(d) I was shocked that a 23-y-o friend knew all the words to the Dukes of Hazzard theme song. How can that be?

"that's just a little bit more than the law will allow."

In my neck of the woods, only the true cokeheads watched the Dukes because it was on, I think, at 2 or 3 am, right after the 200,000,000 pyramid.

Something to think about when a 23 yo can't get it up again.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
"that's just a little bit more than the law will allow."

In my neck of the woods, only the true cokeheads watched the Dukes because it was on, I think, at 2 or 3 am, right after the 200,000,000 pyramid.

Something to think about when a 23 yo can't get it up again.

And the endless chatter?

I understand that I tend to be naive about such things.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Compliment my wife on her hair? Its long, its blonde, its been the same since I've known her. She'd see right through that bullshit and ask me what I'd broken, lost or neglected to pay that month.

Sebby, my boy, it was an obtuse comment -- I apologize for the confusion. As Hank noted, my version of cheating is complimenting hair on women who are not my wife.

But your post raises interesting questions -- she never changes her hairstyle at all? Of course she does. So, compliment it.

Does she put it up for black-tie events? Tell her how sophisticated she looks. Does she wear it in a pony tail when she works out? Tell her it reminds you of when you first met her while jogging around the track at the old alma mater. Have you never kissed her when she just finished washing it? Tell her how good it smells.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Aren't you with me in the "can't take compliments" camp? Maybe she's clued on in that and is trying to spare you some uncomfortable squirming.

What? With your great TITS!!! you don't like compliments?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, it was an obtuse comment -- I apologize for the confusion. As Hank noted, my version of cheating is complimenting hair on women who are not my wife.

But your post raises interesting questions -- she never changes her hairstyle at all? Of course she does. So, compliment it.

Does she put it up for black-tie events? Tell her how sophisticated she looks. Does she wear it in a pony tail when she works out? Tell her it reminds you of when you first met her while jogging around the track at the old alma mater. Have you never kissed her when she just finished washing it? Tell her how good it smells.

Coming from you, this post is downright pornographic. I'm impressed.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, it was an obtuse comment -- I apologize for the confusion. As Hank noted, my version of cheating is complimenting hair on women who are not my wife.

But your post raises interesting questions -- she never changes her hairstyle at all? Of course she does. So, compliment it.

Does she put it up for black-tie events? Tell her how sophisticated she looks. Does she wear it in a pony tail when she works out? Tell her it reminds you of when you first met her while jogging around the track at the old alma mater. Have you never kissed her when she just finished washing it? Tell her how good it smells.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Not Bob is HOT.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What? With your great TITS!!! you don't like compliments?

I like compliments, I just can't take them very well. I'm supremely self-critical, so when someone compliments my rack, I think about how much better it could be instead of how nice it really is.