[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
slave barely posts anymore. you have posted more about ignoring slave than slave has posted.

Oh, he'll be back. In spades. Guaranteed. Without me, he ceases to have a purpose.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Spanky
That may very well be the case, but what did I say in those "three long paragraphs" that led you to that conclusion?

Dude, if I'd gone from dating a Vogue model to hanging with a nine year old and asking a chat board for advice about how to screw a Serbian gold digger, I'd be tongue kissing the business end of a revolver.

Originally posted by Spanky
Call me superficial but I like to date beautiful woman. I also like to date interesting women. I also believe in quality not quantity. I don't often find a woman I am interested in romantically but when I do I try and get what I want. When I find what I want I work very hard to get it. I think if you met me you would be surprized at some of them women I have dated. I have dated quite a few models and lived with one who at the time was on the cover of vogue. I also dated a woman, that at the time was a B movie actress, but became a top porn star (Less can back me up on this). I didn't want to get into this because I am trying to show off, I am just trying to point out that I might know what I am talking about. The reasons that these woman are relevent is that many men were pursuing them, much of them, in a sense mutch better qualified (richer, better looking, more successful etc) but I won out in the end. I have pursued a lot of woman that were not into me at first but then then I got them to change their minds. So in a sense my research has worked.

Most of my adult life I have dicussed these pursuits with the women I know and my experience has been when you first broach the subject with a woman their knee jerk responses at advice is wrong. I am not saying that to be condescending it has just been my experience so many times I can't count. After you get them to really think about how they have acted in the past then you get some useful advice. Especially when you get a woman to remember a guy that she didn't like at first but then he got her to change her mind. When you get a woman to explain her thinking during that tranformation that information is gold.

This Serbian woman was traffic stopping beautiful and was very interesting. I was quoting movie lines and she was catching them even though they were movies not from her generation and English is not her native language. But she is gun shy and really wary so there is a strong chance the pursuit is going to fail and either way it won't be easy. But nothing worth having in life is ever easy. What I am trying to say Sebastian and others I appreciate your attempts to give me adivce but please know when I question it, it is not out of arrogance, it is because I have had such advice before and learned that it wasn't good from experience.

1) Spanky, you must have a really large cock if the rich thing isnt the reason. Or the american thing. its the only explanation

2) As your agent. I would like to pitch a book by you. Working title" Woman by Spanky.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Spanky
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This is the smartest thing you've said all day. I completely agree.

The problem with Beautiful Woman is that she is usually completely insane. How else would she maintain her Beautiful Woman mystique? Take the crazy out of a Beautiful Woman and watch her change before your eyes into better-than-average Woman. It is sad what the anti-depressent market has done to the modeling industry. I believe that ponytrekker has written a rant about this at some point in the past. Happy Zombie Models. Who wants that?

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Like, do you get hard when someone just brushes by you? This could be valuable in marketing you as a porn star.

Also, I'm trying to determine whether everyone is right and Bad Boy is your sock. Because it really sounds like mmmmmm to me.

Depends how long its been. But I rarely go more than a day without being relieved or relieving myself, so I guess the answer is not likely.

Oh, I see, Bad Boy is a poster. I thought you were referring to my last foray here.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I have a feeling so was the "Vogue Model" he dated.

She was a hand model.

Originally posted by sgtclub
Sizzling.

I cannot work with you if you do not contribute.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Spanky
You may be rigth, but my experience tells me you are wrong. I meet girls all the time that are not into me. Its not an ego thing, but this thing may be worth pursuing.

Uh, I think Sebby has "caught". You?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The problem, if there is one, in a nutshell, is that you just don't seem all that bright.

Irrelevant to the Immigrant Modles. In fact, possibly on the Plus Side.

And that was really cold.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Spanky
She was actually pretty smart. Just completely crazy. Less had to spend a complete weekend with her to appreciate how insane

I sense a cause/effect relationship here.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I have a feeling so was the "Vogue Model" he dated.

maybe not, could have been the old East German edition.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, if I'd gone from dating a Vogue model to hanging with a nine year old and asking a chat board for advice about how to screw a Serbian gold digger, I'd be tongue kissing the business end of a revolver.

1) Dating Vogue models is not all that it is cracked up to be.

2) Hanging out with kids can be quite fun.

3) This Chat board has some interesting people on it with interesting ideas so why not ask. It can't hurt and who knows I might get some good advice. Most everyone has got information worth hearing, just they generally don't know what information they have that is valuable. You just need to do some digging. As much as people refuse to admit it, people on this board are generally bright (although a little defensive and awful quick to judge), and when they put thought into, they have interesting and sometimes valuable information to dispense.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Spanky
She was actually pretty smart. Just completely crazy. Less had to spend a complete weekend with her to appreciate how insane

Wait. Which girl are we talking about now?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is the smartest thing you've said all day. I completely agree.

The problem with Beautiful Woman is that she is usually completely insane. How else would she maintain her Beautiful Woman mystique? Take the crazy out of a Beautiful Woman and watch her change before your eyes into better-than-average Woman. It is sad what the anti-depressent market has done to the modeling industry. I believe that ponytrekker has written a rant about this at some point in the past. Happy Zombie Models. Who wants that?

I was on the cover of Canadian Lawyer magazine.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Wait. Which girl are we talking about now?

i thought he was talking about paigow here.