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01-19-2005, 05:16 PM
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#391
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Very important technical question I keep forgetting topost
I would like to download the theme to Curb your Enthusiasm to my cell phone. Alternatively, I would take the Dun nuh nuh nuh NUH NUH part of Aqualung. Just to freak people out on the subway. Can someone tell me hoe to do this?
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01-19-2005, 05:17 PM
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#392
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by dtb
My husband thinks he's all that (I can't get away with that can I?)
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Oh you sure can, girlfriend!! Snap snap!!
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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01-19-2005, 05:17 PM
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#393
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Bumper Boobs
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I could probably do this. Her huge fake TITS would act like bumpers for children's bowling leagues and guide me right to the sweet spot.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-19-2005, 05:18 PM
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#394
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Translation: I just had a birthday ending in a "0".
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Sure. Now is as good a time as any to start lying about my age.
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01-19-2005, 05:20 PM
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#395
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oddly enough, I've never received road head.
I've had sex while driving. I've diddled a passenger while driving. But no RH. *Sigh*
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I've never been able to come from RH. At that moment where you start to lose control of your legs, I tense up. I wish I'd never seen Garp.
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01-19-2005, 05:21 PM
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#396
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The individual who greenlighted (greenlit?) those commercials is approximately #3 on my list of people whom I would punch in the face repeatedly.
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Sweeeeeeeeeet!
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-19-2005, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've never been able to come from RH. At that moment where you start to lose control of your legs, I tense up. I wish I'd never seen Garp.
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Then I'll drive. Wearing a skirt. |
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01-19-2005, 05:22 PM
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#398
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The individual who greenlighted (greenlit?) those commercials is approximately #3 on my list of people whom I would punch in the face repeatedly.
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Tell me the person responsible for gellin like a felon is number one. |
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01-19-2005, 05:23 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by taxwonk
When you get a snoot full you'll fuck anything that can drive?
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Oh fuck off. No. I am particular about who gives me a ride home. |
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01-19-2005, 05:23 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Bumper Boobs
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Did you just call me Coltrane?
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I think her eyelashes are too big for her frame. |
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01-19-2005, 05:25 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Bumper Boobs
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I think her eyelashes are too big for her frame.
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I am not attracted to her at all. Blech. Everything is too.....too. |
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01-19-2005, 05:30 PM
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#402
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Riddle me this
How can it be that no one is home at a fucking law firm? It's 4:30. No receptionist. No recording. No one home.
TM
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01-19-2005, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Riddle me this
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How can it be that no one is home at a fucking law firm? It's 4:30. No receptionist. No recording. No one home.
TM
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They are still at afternoon tea.
Barbarian.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-19-2005, 05:32 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Riddle me this
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How can it be that no one is home at a fucking law firm? It's 4:30. No receptionist. No recording. No one home.
TM
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Foul weather?
Or maybe they're out celebrating Walter King Day a few days late.
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01-19-2005, 05:36 PM
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#405
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Riddle me this
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How can it be that no one is home at a fucking law firm? It's 4:30. No receptionist. No recording. No one home.
TM
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Is it in DC? Snow + inauguration would explain that. |
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