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03-31-2005, 01:48 PM
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#391
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Not All That
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who/what wouldn't you do?
I'm just trying to establish a baseline here.
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Difficult to say. It's something of a moving target, depending on how long it's been since sexual activity and the amount of alcohol consumed.
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03-31-2005, 01:50 PM
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#392
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by mmm3587
It's comical how you have this faith-based approach to everything that I write.
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Uh...yeah. Okay. Your gf loves coke and disappears for hours on end, but I'm the one with a faith-based approach.
I'd be willing to bet that even in this photo, she's hotter than anyone in your office or anyone you've ever been (or will be) with.
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03-31-2005, 01:52 PM
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#393
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can post the worst photos you can find of them all day, if you want. It doesn't change my point. I just think it's funny that anyone would say that if they ran into these women in real life that they would look down on them for superficial reasons. That's just crazy. Saying they're hideously ugly for models or for SI swimsuit models is one thing. Saying they are unattractive in general is another.
Of course everyone will yell and scream about personal tastes differing and how beauty is in the eye, blah blah blah. The simple fact is, I doubt anyone who has called any of these women unattractive would actually say as much if they were sitting across from them in a bar.
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TM -- I did not search for the worst photos I could find of them. I said that I made my snap judgment based on the first and largest photos of them I saw. I stand by my statement that they are unattractive, to me, in the photos I was referring to. |
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03-31-2005, 01:52 PM
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#394
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Difficult to say. It's something of a moving target, depending on how long it's been since sexual activity and the amount of alcohol consumed.
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This probably should be a board or personal motto.
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03-31-2005, 01:52 PM
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#395
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Either that swimsuit is sebby's butt-crack ugly or that pose is totally wrong for it. Or maybe both. |
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03-31-2005, 01:52 PM
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#396
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Difficult to say. It's something of a moving target, depending on how long it's been since sexual activity and the amount of alcohol consumed.
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Well, next time you are on an extended business trip to that monastic farm, swing by my place for a drink or twelve on the way home.
on an unrelated note, mmmmmm is making it so difficult to find TM annoying even though he's being kind of annoying about this. Oh the h.
ETA and it is SFA that I can't look at the SI swimsuit pictures at work. Fucking blocking software. |
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03-31-2005, 01:53 PM
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#397
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's good to make partner.
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That would also explain why he no longer feels used and empty.
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03-31-2005, 01:55 PM
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#398
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Registered User
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That would also explain why he no longer feels used and empty.
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I would think he'd feel emptier, but maybe he's into that during the fellatio. |
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03-31-2005, 01:57 PM
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#399
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is also a fine point. The "fuckable" bar is much lower than the "hot" bar.
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She lobs a softball like that over the plate and that's the best you can do? Take the bench, Junior and let the big dogs play.
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03-31-2005, 01:58 PM
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#400
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
on an unrelated note, mmmmmm is making it so difficult to find TM annoying even though he's being kind of annoying about this. Oh the h.
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You are so full of shit. Clearly you mean that I am actually very annoying about this. But relative to mmmmm's dumb ass, I am nowhere near as annoying as I would be if you were sitting across from me in a bar.
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03-31-2005, 01:59 PM
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#401
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This probably should be a board or personal motto.
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RT, do I get a bonus this week for waking the board up with swimsuit models? |
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03-31-2005, 02:01 PM
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#402
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are so full of shit. Clearly you mean that I am actually very annoying about this. But relative to mmmmm's dumb ass, I am nowhere near as annoying as I would be if you were sitting across from me in a bar.
TM
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I'm sorry that ABBA posted that bad pic of your sister. |
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03-31-2005, 02:02 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
RT, do I get a bonus this week for waking the board up with swimsuit models?
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Yes. I'll add you to my myspace friends as thanks.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-31-2005, 02:02 PM
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#404
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...yeah. Okay. Your gf loves coke and disappears for hours on end, but I'm the one with a faith-based approach.
I'd be willing to bet that even in this photo, she's hotter than anyone in your office or anyone you've ever been (or will be) with.
TM
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What is this, the schoolyard? "Ooh, your girlfriend is a big whore! Haha! You're faith-based!" "You only sleep with ugly chicks!" Your internet personality is so much better than mine, great. Wait, you forgot the part where you threaten to beat me up if we ever meet in real life and you have time to take off your bowtie so it doesn't get dirty.
I said that it seems that that entire crop of photos is not as attractive as the crop of SI swimsuit photos usually is. They also don't look anywhere near as good as the bodypainting pictures from a month or so ago. Maybe the chicks aren't that hot, maybe the process just wasn't as well run with these. Maybe there's some kind of amateur contest going on this year. I don't know.
What I do know is that usually, when I see these kinds of pictures, they don't show all the gap teeth, blemishes, blotches, cellulite, etc., etc. Sure, real women have those, and I know that the ultimate result of most pictures like these are a result of meticulous tweaking and editing. But these pictures don't look that great. Most pictures of these type make me say, "Holy shit, that chick looks amazing in that picture. She's hotter than anyone I've seen in person in the last week." These pictures make me say, "These pictures suck. Where is that cute paralegal down the hall who always smells great and wears cute, barely noticable thongs?" The swimsuit pictures in SI used to be great. The ones we've talked about today don't even meet fraternity-produced sorority girl calendar standards. |
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03-31-2005, 02:03 PM
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#405
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are so full of shit. Clearly you mean that I am actually very annoying about this. But relative to mmmmm's dumb ass, I am nowhere near as annoying as I would be if you were sitting across from me in a bar.
TM
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I am confused. Please rank in order of degree of annoyingness, from least annoying to most annoying:
(a) you, on this topic
(b) mmmmm, on this topic
(c) you, sitting across from me in a bar
if we are going to be sitting across from each other in a bar, please also let me know where you fall on the number of drinks/length of abstinence continuum and schedule the bar meeting for sometime after you've been at the extended version of the monastic farm retreat. |
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