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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-10-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'd hit it.

Stolen from Fark.

ABBAKiss · 05-10-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For the record, I am an ncs fan and would agree that she is a pretty lady.

2, even though she has not made out with me (yet). Hi Mr. Man. :hi:

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-10-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
No you stupid bitch, I want to be Miss Congeniality!

In a nod to postings of yore, we could wrestle for it.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-10-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In a nod to postings of yore, we could wrestle for it.

Pay per view, please. Thanks.

05-10-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We need a board fluffer

Well, he hasn't been around for a while.

barely_legal · 05-10-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In a nod to postings of yore, we could wrestle for it.

Hmmm, you're tall and fit, which gives you an advantage, but you're really skinny so if I could trip you early and sit on you, I think I'd win pretty quickly. You're on!

05-10-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Hmmm, you're tall and fit, which gives you an advantage, but you're really skinny so if I could trip you early and sit on you, I think I'd win pretty quickly. You're on!

You are not exaclty an M and M.

notcasesensitive · 05-10-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?

Well, ABBA has offered to make out with me. Before today even.

Thank you, thank you, one and all for the kind words. I was particularly touched by "I'd hit it." I've bookmarked this page and have it on the ready for the next time Mr Man and I have a fight. Your checks are in the mail.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-10-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Hmmm, you're tall and fit, which gives you an advantage, but you're really skinny so if I could trip you early and sit on you, I think I'd win pretty quickly. You're on!

Ok, it is ON!! You are going down faster than me on a first date!

(And if I lose I want to be nominated for Most Sluttiest or failing that, Most Canadian. I have a good feeling I could crush str8 like a bug on that one.)

Not Bob · 05-10-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.

Well done.

Who was it that called the FB (well, the FB at the other place, technically) an "ego-stroking circle jerk" anyway?

barely_legal · 05-10-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, it is ON!! You are going down faster than me on a first date!

Awesome. That means while I'm sitting on you, we can kill two birds with one stone.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-10-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
No you stupid bitch, I want to be Miss Congeniality!

I vote NFH for Most Original.

Gattigap · 05-10-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And yet they put wife beaters and rapists in jail.

Yet their telling you that you can't be their friend no more if you happen to work for the defense bar is akin to kicking congregants out of the church if they don't vote for Bush.

Pointing out that the church does fine things in other areas is OK, but it does not erase the reality that their position here is pretty fucking stupid.

andViolins · 05-10-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think every year in May, we should have board superlatives. I've already snagged the honors as Dumbest Poster, but there are quite a few awards still available: Most Popular, Hottest, Most Likely to Succeed, Best Dressed, Most Improved Poster, etc. The festivities would be capped by the crowning of the FB King and Queen, who would win an exciting weekend for 2 anywhere I can install a camera so the rest of us could watch on streaming video.

I nominate sebby for Best Dressed. Any guy that can wear Easter egg colored pants automatically gets my vote.

I nominate NFH for Miss Demeanor.

HA!

I slay me.

aV

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-10-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And yet they put wife beaters and rapists in jail.

Will they stop talking to you if you raped a wife-beater?

TM