The Spanky Show

[Spittles]

Originally posted by Spanky
I wish I knew. As the two males get older the less they like strangers.

It's because you cut their balls off, which, quite frankly, is not something they are real proud of.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THats a poor analog, Spank-o. Unless you are either a retailer or a designer, bc you were a frat guy.

That said, I felt the same way at first. That judging an entire fraternity on the whims of two or three stoned and sandwich eating admireres was a bit harsh. Seems a cheap way to put someone down to elevate your self esteem as it were.

But it was WaWas which really is a shit food market. But I sense Slave would have thought the fraternity shit even if it were that really good Jewish deli on Santa Monica.

I thought that deconstructing this paragraph into its (apparent) discrete parts might help my comprehension, but, alas, no. Did you spend too long at Voda last night? Do you have a new dealer? Can I get his name to avoid buying from him, because those be some fucked-up lingering effects?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Spittles
It's because you cut their balls off, which, quite frankly, is not something they are real proud of.

The colors of the cat are quite close, but as you know - you got the name wrong. I did not name the cats. But they do know their names now and seem to be fine with their names. I think you need to respect that.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I thought that deconstructing this paragraph into its (apparent) discrete parts might help my comprehension, but, alas, no. Did you spend too long at Voda last night? Do you have a new dealer? Can I get his name to avoid buying from him, because those be some fucked-up lingering effects?

I have no idea what any of this means.

[Squishy]

Originally posted by Spanky
The colors of the cat are quite close, but as you know - you got the name wrong. I did not name the cats. But they do know their names now and seem to be fine with their names. I think you need to respect that.

Thanks for getting my back, Dad. Sorry about your shoes.

Now let me at that buck.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Spanky
I have no idea what any of this means.

And, with that, you have summed up your, um, charm.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by LessinSF
And, with that, you have summed up your, um, charm.

Yeah right, I may not get much, but it was pretty hard to miss the sarcasm on that one.

[SlaveNoMore]

Spanky
That is kind of like asking me what do you think of the new spring line at such and such store. I don't have an opinion. Probably won't ever have one. If they want to paint a Deli - whatever floats their boat.

Did you bother to read the link I posted? They are known in Baltimore as the "Wawa Fraternity"

Shitheads, I repeat.

[Spittles]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I thought that deconstructing this paragraph into its (apparent) discrete parts might help my comprehension, but, alas, no. Did you spend too long at Voda last night? Do you have a new dealer? Can I get his name to avoid buying from him, because those be some fucked-up lingering effects?

Meowrr!!

[Spittles]

Originally posted by Spanky
The colors of the cat are quite close, but as you know - you got the name wrong. I did not name the cats. But they do know their names now and seem to be fine with their names. I think you need to respect that.

So is a dog named Shithead or Asshole okay? Who named me, anyway? Porkchop?

[Spittles]

Originally posted by LessinSF
And, with that, you have summed up your, um, charm.

Hey, Dad or LessinSF, I am quite bored. Sitting on the balcony all day with Salami and Whiff is getting tiresome. How about some more childhood tales? Maybe your first illegal fireworks experience?

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Spittles
Hey, Dad or LessinSF, I am quite bored. Sitting on the balcony all day with Salami and Whiff is getting tiresome. How about some more childhood tales? Maybe your first illegal fireworks experience?

clearly paigow

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Spittles
So is a dog named Shithead or Asshole okay? Who named me, anyway? Porkchop?

My girlfriend at the time the cats were born.

[Ms Fat Ass]

Originally posted by Spanky
My girlfriend at the time the cats were born.

But you're signle, now? Right?

[Spittles]

Dear Dad:

I am afraid I have some news. I am excited about this, as are Porkchop and Sam, but I am a little worried about how you might take this.

You know the time that you invited Slave over to take digital photos of the Deer? Well, you remember when he stepped out to "buy some more Apples since the Deer ate them all and won't partake in the Apricots"? Well, he didn't really go to WaWas, He went to the balcony. I was up there. PC and Sam were out taunting the Buck. Anyway, one thing led to another and, yada, yada, yada, you are going to be a Grampa.

Now, I know the thought of having like ten cats in the house in daunting. But lets get some perspective. Its not like you have a litterbox to dig poops out of. We go outside. And you have tons of space in the backyard that is in the front yard. And, most imporantly PC and Sam have been very bored on the balcony of late. They are getting very cranky. Like LessinSF cranky and need some new blood. They cannot wait to be uncles. This way, you don't have to worry about us so much. You can spend more time with the Kids and the Dummies and Idiots collections.

Oh, and we got an ultrasound! Here is one of our children:



Really takes after his dad. Pretty darn cute, huh? He is kinda big and narcissistic and hogged all the lens capacity. We are thinking of naming him WaWa NoMore Spanky. What do you think? Shit or not? Either way, it beats Squishy.

Oh, and one more thing. Bring back the moist cat food. This dried out shit sucks.