The New And Improved Fashion Board

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
If you are trying to get me to post less this sure helps.

Nope. I've gone the other way. I'm constantly in amazement at how dumb you are and am fascinated by the new ways you show your stupidity every day.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
1. I wish it was my "imagination" unlike being told I'm beautiful which is pleasant, people dumping their problems on me is unpleasant.

What you are pretending not to realize and what we all know is, you equate any kind of attention (even the attention you invent) with validation.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
2. Are you going into a resent the commuter rant?

No. I'm continuing my "ppnyc is stupid" rant.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
3. You are just as "pathetic" in your own way. If you aren't attacking me you are brawling with someone else. You live to brawl and that gets OLD.

Maybe. But at least I respect the other people I "brawl" with. You're just the retarded kid in the corner.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
As for bnb's post I will stop mentioning you in posts if you stop posting crap like you just did. deal?

Just because you don't have the capacity to understand it, does not make it crap.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. I've gone the other way. I'm constantly in amazement at how dumb you are and am fascinated by the new ways you show your stupidity every day.

What you are pretending not to realize and what we all know is, you equate any kind of attention (even the attention you invent) with validation.

No. I'm continuing my "ppnyc is stupid" rant.

Maybe. But at least I respect the other people I "brawl" with. You're just the retarded kid in the corner.

Just because you don't have the capacity to understand it, does not make it crap.

TM

No, what you are doing is called gaslighting.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, what you are doing is called gaslighting.

You're imagining things.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, what you are doing is called gaslighting.

I did that once drunk, trying to imitate an amusing scene from Dumb n' Dumber.

I gambled and lost. It wasn't amusing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I did that once drunk, trying to imitate an amusing scene from Dumb n' Dumber.

I gambled and lost. It wasn't amusing.

wasn't that how you first got the idea of shaving off the pubes?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"Oh Flower, whenever I need to run up or down stairs, my penis gets sore from flopping about in my pants."
You need to either stopping going commando or apply topical anesthetic to your penis so you don't notice the pain.

Thank you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
wasn't that how you first got the idea of shaving off the pubes?

No, I think that was my realtor telling me doing that made it look bigger. My memory on this could be a fuzzy. I've also done it to avoid zippering up the pubes, which is mighty painful (I enjoy wearing form fitting trousers). Also, I think the wifey prefers moderate gardening in that area.

[notcasesensitive]

From Slate:

Dear Prudence,
I have a new boyfriend who is generous, fun, kind, gentle, and very loving. We rekindled after several years apart and didn't break up badly the first time. I like him and I could possibly see a life with him. The problem is that he isn't well-endowed; well below average, in fact. I knew this before we rekindled, but thought I could look past it. I'm not a size queen, but I really would like to enjoy a fuller sex life, so to speak. I would never mention this to him, because I would never want to hurt his feelings. I realize this is not the most important part of life, but I really want to have a satisfying sex life along with everything else. Any suggestions on how to get over this issue?

—Coming Up Short

Dear Short,
You are kind not to have forwarded your boyfriend any e-mails about enhancing the "garth of his pecnis." But only you can decide how big an issue this is. Clearly in your years apart from him, you haven't found anyone who measures up in the other qualities your boyfriend has in abundance. I understand you wish there were more of him, but you haven't said whether you get pleasure from what there is. If your entire sex life is a bust, then even though you say it's not the most important part of life, it will take on increasing dimension if you feel constantly unsatisfied. But if you enjoy what you have, then those good feelings, and the pleasure you get from him when you're not in bed, should help reduce your longings. Try expanding your sexual repertoire, explore new positions—maybe you will find some that are more fulfilling. And ask yourself if this shortcoming is enough to send you back out to continue your quest for an ideal man.

—Prudie

http://www.slate.com/id/2153751/fr/nl/

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
From Slate:

Dear Prudence,
I have a new boyfriend who is generous, fun, kind, gentle, and very loving. We rekindled after several years apart and didn't break up badly the first time. I like him and I could possibly see a life with him. The problem is that he isn't well-endowed; well below average, in fact. I knew this before we rekindled, but thought I could look past it. I'm not a size queen, but I really would like to enjoy a fuller sex life, so to speak. I would never mention this to him, because I would never want to hurt his feelings. I realize this is not the most important part of life, but I really want to have a satisfying sex life along with everything else. Any suggestions on how to get over this issue?

—Coming Up Short

Dear Short,
You are kind not to have forwarded your boyfriend any e-mails about enhancing the "garth of his pecnis." But only you can decide how big an issue this is. Clearly in your years apart from him, you haven't found anyone who measures up in the other qualities your boyfriend has in abundance. I understand you wish there were more of him, but you haven't said whether you get pleasure from what there is. If your entire sex life is a bust, then even though you say it's not the most important part of life, it will take on increasing dimension if you feel constantly unsatisfied. But if you enjoy what you have, then those good feelings, and the pleasure you get from him when you're not in bed, should help reduce your longings. Try expanding your sexual repertoire, explore new positions—maybe you will find some that are more fulfilling. And ask yourself if this shortcoming is enough to send you back out to continue your quest for an ideal man.

—Prudie

http://www.slate.com/id/2153751/fr/nl/

Prudie sucks. This poor girl was looking for the ok to get out of a sexually unfulfililng relationship and all Prudie could do was waffle.

She writes like a compliance lawyer.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Prudie sucks. This poor girl was looking for the ok to get out of a sexually unfulfililng relationship and all Prudie could do was waffle.

She writes like a compliance lawyer.

Um, hello, sex toys? What is wrong with this advice columnist.

If they are in Texas, you can always call them marital aids.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, hello, sex toys? What is wrong with this advice columnist.

If they are in Texas, you can always call them marital aids.

he can get behind her with a strap on

but what would the alternative advice be?

Don't settle for less, girl, go for the gold, go for good qualities that he posesses as well as someone long, thick and huge.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is also bullshit because the circle of people you actually interact with is no bigger in New York than most anywhere else in the world. It's all bullshit.

New Yorkers bitch and complain more than people most anywhere else in the world. It's the second biggest local sport (the first being comparing apartment rents and prices, which, frankly, could just be considered a subset of bitching and complaining generally).

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
New Yorkers bitch and complain more than people most anywhere else in the world. It's the second biggest local sport (the first being comparing apartment rents and prices, which, frankly, could just be considered a subset of bitching and complaining generally).

You forgot the bitching and complaining re: when the bonii from BIGLAW and the I Banks drop.

Apparantly, an afteraffect of that all is seen on Urban Baby lots of schadenfreude.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Prudie sucks. This poor girl was looking for the ok to get out of a sexually unfulfililng relationship and all Prudie could do was waffle.

She writes like a compliance lawyer.

Prudie does suck. The new Prudie, that is. At least the old Prudie (who now has a Dear Margo column as is the daughter of Ann Landers) was definitive on things. I also disagree with much of new Prudie's advice.

(often I don't read the advice and I just make up my own response.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, hello, sex toys? What is wrong with this advice columnist.

If they are in Texas, you can always call them marital aids.

I'm 99th percentile for height, but only 87th percentile for penis girth and 81st percentile for length, so proportionally I'm pretty under endowed. I've always told myself that size doesn't matter. Am I lying to myself?