GO ABBA GO!!!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Where is the tattoo?

On his chest. I think it's romantic.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was going to be quiet about this because I don't want to jinx it, but it's been a slow day so whatever. So, after months and years of waiting, I finally had sex with the cute guy from the gym over the weekend. Yay me. Take that, haters. And in a shocking development, he actually wants to see me again. I had, however, forgotten about his tattoo of an ex-girlfriend's name partially covered up by a tattooed "void" stamp. It's weird to look at someone else's name when you are fucking, even if it does have "void" stamped across it. Anyway, I want to have one million of his babies, so send good thoughts my way. thank you.

Yay you!!!!! Where is this tattoo located? There must be a solution......

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am going to get one more tattoo. Have I mentioned that here?

And then, according to the ABBA rule, I will have to become a stripper.

My favorite line is "Uh, my name is Hope, yo."

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
down, type of tears that money couldn't buy

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Excuse me, what is your name?

Uh, my name is Hope, yo
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need a
Mastercard a Visa
Black mans fantasy
Picture us on a all white canopy
Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like Billy D. said he's feelin me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints'
You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man.
I got one question for you liars, man)

Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?
You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone.
I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My favorite line is "Uh, my name is Hope, yo."

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
down, type of tears that money couldn't buy

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Excuse me, what is your name?

Uh, my name is Hope, yo
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need a
Mastercard a Visa
Black mans fantasy
Picture us on a all white canopy
Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like Billy D. said he's feelin me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints'
You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man.
I got one question for you liars, man)

Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?
You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone.
I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on

Someone needs to be working on a song parody.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
On his chest. I think it's romantic.

The "void" is a Not Bad solution -- we can't all make the change to "Wino Forever." Anyway, congratulations!

In other news, I inexplicably have "Lucy and Ramona, and Sunset Sam" playing on continuous loop on the old mental soundtrack. Too much white-out, perhaps?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was going to be quiet about this because I don't want to jinx it, but it's been a slow day so whatever. So, after months and years of waiting, I finally had sex with the cute guy from the gym over the weekend. Yay me. Take that, haters. And in a shocking development, he actually wants to see me again. I had, however, forgotten about his tattoo of an ex-girlfriend's name partially covered up by a tattooed "void" stamp. It's weird to look at someone else's name when you are fucking, even if it does have "void" stamped across it. Anyway, I want to have one million of his babies, so send good thoughts my way. thank you.

just in time for Thanksgiving.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The "void" is a Not Bad solution -- we can't all make the change to "Wino Forever." Anyway, congratulations!

In other news, I inexplicably have "Lucy and Ramona, and Sunset Sam" playing on continuous loop on the old mental soundtrack. Too much white-out, perhaps?

Thanks. He's 31 (I'm resourceful) so I think I just strayed into younger-than-Coltrane territory.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by LessinSF
For once, Chris Daly was right. Imagine this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Bl...Carolina_crash - into downtown.

I imagine Slave would consider it within acceptable loss range if he could pick the neighborhood. And so would Daly.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The "void" is a Not Bad solution -- we can't all make the change to "Wino Forever."

No, but one of us knows all to well how much ink it takes to convert to "pain in the ass."

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Has anyone seen it?

No, but if you're a fan there's a short film that's a prologue or something that you can download for free through iTunes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
No, but if you're a fan there's a short film that's a prologue or something that you can download for free through iTunes.

I would like to see Darjeeling Limited. But I have not yet.

This means I will see it on video someday.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you frequently hear the b-ball guys talking about "A swish", but trust me they aren't referring to anything that steps on a basketball court.

Sure.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would like to see Darjeeling Limited.

I'm sure a movie about Owen Wilson trying to "find himself" on a spiritual journey will be fascinating. In the meantime, has anyone seen Into The Wild or Desert Bayou (which has only opened in Utah, Wisconsin, Texas and NY).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sure.

the one guy has a chest tat that looks like it starts with a V. I'm sure it's a co-incidence.

[Icky Thump]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Can I ask you a question?

Why would a child have an easier time with both baseball, football and basketball rather than soccer? I would assume that you would need a certain skill set for all three more so than soccer, or am I wrong?

Genetics, mostly, added to by desire and upbringing.

But I would think that baseball would be the hardest; either you can make contact or you can't. That's what drives kids out of the sport by 12; the ones that are still in it are out by 16 if they can't hit the curve.