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06-03-2005, 03:21 PM
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#4036
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Not Bob is HOT.
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2. Both that compliments should be given out freely and that Not Bob is hot. |
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06-03-2005, 03:26 PM
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#4037
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I like compliments, I just can't take them very well. I'm supremely self-critical, so when someone compliments my rack, I think about how much better it could be instead of how nice it really is.
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Nice tits, but they could be a little bigger, no offense.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-03-2005, 03:28 PM
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#4038
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Coming from you, this post is downright pornographic. I'm impressed.
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Yeah, but coming from Sebby, any of those compliments would have to raise suspicion. Ya gotta take it from the source. |
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06-03-2005, 03:28 PM
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#4039
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My str8 Moment
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So your plan is to post news items, but off-beat ones? That way you'll always be seen as smarter than at least NFH. Good strategy. Did someone help you come up with the plan?
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NFH is his partner at the Dumb Open. Finals on Sunday. Shape is seeded number two for the men bc JFUCK has been out with injury for like a year. |
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06-03-2005, 03:28 PM
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#4040
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nice tits, but they could be a little bigger, no offense.
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Thank you.
(I'm learning...)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-03-2005, 03:29 PM
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#4041
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nice tits, but they could be a little bigger, no offense.
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Nice shoes. Is that velcro? |
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06-03-2005, 03:29 PM
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#4042
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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My str8 Moment
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
NFH is his partner at the Dumb Open. Finals on Sunday. Shape is seeded number two for the men bc JFUCK has been out with injury for like a year.
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I don't think anyone could take the title from patentparanyc, even if she's been out for a year or longer. She's the permanent champ.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-03-2005, 03:33 PM
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#4043
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Thank you.
(I'm learning...)
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They're nice and big and firmly soft, but could be a little higher.
(I'm projecting.) |
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06-03-2005, 03:36 PM
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#4044
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your inconsistency confounds me. Do you want 10 min sex or 30 min sex? Just two weeks ago, I got clocked for bragging about being able to fuck for extended periods of time. I believe the criticism was that such fucking was boring, and that, when you go that long, women "just want it to be over with." Now, if I understand your post, which its highly probable I don't (since 90% of what is posted by all posters here is subject to numerous meanings), you're claiming the ten minute fuck is not as good as the half hour fuck.
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This has probalby been addressed but let me help out here. The ten minute fuck (does this include foreplay or is this pure intercourse?) is preferable to the half hour fuck in one of two situations : 1) the guy sucks in bed and/or 2) you're tired and you just want to go to sleep. Of course there are further exceptions but they are outlyres and don't merit explanation
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If I fucked you three times in one day, half an hour each time, there would be boredom and soreness issues.
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And don't forget itchiness for the trifecta. Again, if the guy doesnt suck in bed (or you arent married to him for more than six months), there wont be boredom issues. And I kinda like carrying aroud the soreness. It reminds me that I am a WFW. |
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06-03-2005, 03:37 PM
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#4045
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They're nice and big and firmly soft, but could be a little higher.
(I'm projecting.)
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Bingo.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-03-2005, 03:41 PM
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#4046
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Fringey's sex life
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Like 15 or 20 min between. And he has 2 kids from a prior marriage, and absolutely no interest in monogamy. I'm OK with non-monogamy (as long as I'm getting enough) but the kids are a dealbreaker.
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Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know
1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards? |
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06-03-2005, 03:42 PM
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#4047
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And don't forget itchiness for the trifecta. Again, if the guy doesnt suck in bed (or you arent married to him for more than six months), there wont be boredom issues. And I kinda like carrying aroud the soreness. It reminds me that I am a WFW.
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Wandering Fucking Wacko?
Itchiness?
TM |
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06-03-2005, 03:42 PM
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#4048
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Bingo.
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And a little firmer (but not firm like implants firm) to go with the higher.
paigow, the 10 min does not include foreplay. |
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06-03-2005, 03:43 PM
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#4049
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Guest
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I might be making this shit up for paigow's sake.
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I have finally been had. Kudos. |
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06-03-2005, 03:43 PM
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#4050
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Fringey's sex life
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know
1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards?
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Well hell, I could have told you all that.
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