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dtb · 09-06-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Husband?!

What are you talking about?

Penske_Account · 09-06-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Didn't he *just* retire? Who is he, paigow?

Lance is considering a "comeback."

http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug...v=ap&type=lgns

I was pretty neutral about him, but he has crossed the line to annoying now.

I called one of his training partners who I used to ride with to let him know. He said to tell you to shutthefuckup and move to the France with the rest of the ignorant haters. Seriously. No offence.

dtb · 09-06-2005, 10:47 PM

I just had to break up the quad-fecta (or whatever it's called).

nononono · 09-06-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Didn't he *just* retire? Who is he, paigow?

Lance is considering a "comeback."

http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug...v=ap&type=lgns

I was pretty neutral about him, but he has crossed the line to annoying now.

He irritates the hell out of me. And yes, he just "retired" about a month ago. I guess he now wants to defend his name against the allegations of doping. So lame.

Not Bob · 09-06-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What are you talking about?

Poor little lizard. He never knew what hit him. But we do -- and it's a Mack truck with "dtb" on its license plate.

dtb · 09-06-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Poor little lizard. He never knew what hit him. But we do -- and it's a Mack truck with "dtb" on its license plate.

Poor little lizard?!? Your concern (while appreciated) is misplaced.

Lizards are very resilient.

ltl/fb · 09-06-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Poor little lizard?!? Your concern (while appreciated) is misplaced.

Lizards are very resilient.

It's always the children who suffer the most?

For some reason, I'm craving (CRAVING) that velveeta-melted-with-rotel dip. Mmmmmmmm.

SlaveNoMore · 09-07-2005, 01:57 AM

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nononono
He irritates the hell out of me. And yes, he just "retired" about a month ago. I guess he now wants to defend his name against the allegations of doping. So lame.

They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.

On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.

Bells. Rattles. Whistles. Too much fucking cowbell.

I was tempted to throw scalding water at the riders/fans after the 10th lap.

F Lance.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-07-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.

On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.

Would you rather they ran the race during rush hour on a Friday afternoon?

Oh, wait . . .

nononono · 09-07-2005, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.

On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.

Bells. Rattles. Whistles. Too much fucking cowbell.

I was tempted to throw scalding water at the riders/fans after the 10th lap.

F Lance.

You lasted to the 10th lap before wanting to kill them? Patient!

Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-07-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
They had some San Francisco Grand Prix bike race running past our apartment this weekend.

On a sunday. In the fucking morning. And it was noisy.

Bells. Rattles. Whistles. Too much fucking cowbell.

I was tempted to throw scalding water at the riders/fans after the 10th lap.

F Lance.

Get up, go outside, drink bloody marys and mock them. It's what I do if I'm not actually in the race.

Actually, I only mock the slow and fat ones.

dtb · 09-07-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.

If that's how you spend your Sunday, what else would you call it?

nononono · 09-07-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
If that's how you spend your Sunday, what else would you call it?

A day like any other?

Hank Chinaski · 09-07-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Get up, go outside, drink bloody marys and mock them. It's what I do if I'm not actually in the race.

Actually, I only mock the slow and fat ones.

Because those are the ones you've met running near you when you do race?

Not Bob · 09-07-2005, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
You lasted to the 10th lap before wanting to kill them? Patient!

Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.

For Slave, that sort of thing (saying the phrase "Sunday Fucking Morning") actually reduces his likelihood of eternal damnation.

I hear you saying "whoa!" in a keanu-like way. It's a paradox, I know, but true. Kind of like a pitcher who gets shelled in his first game of the season lowering his earned run average in the next game despite giving up 10 runs.

Or think of it as three seconds he otherwise would have spent engaging in eyeball-licking with an underaged set of twins, prior to snorting a line of blow of their waxed private areas.