A Black Hole of Happiness

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister's lab loves the laser pointer. He doesn't continue to look for it after it's gone, but he barks a bit asking for someone to bring it back after play time is over.

My dogs could give a shit about the laser pointer. They sort of look at me as if to say "is in your hand, jackass."

My dog used to hate it when I used the laser pointer to highlight the cellulite on her thighs. She was very vain.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Alonzo. What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes
Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts. I find
They are inclined to do so.

Sebastian. Please you, sir,
Do not omit the heavy offer of it.
It seldom visits sorrow; when it doth,
It is a comforter.

If this is a request for a blowjob you know the answer - $3 mil, cash.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Who knew Dallas was so near the coast? With all the heated debate about Houston, we totally neglected to discuss the importance of shrimping in Dallas.

I don't know Dallas really well, but I did clerk there one summer. It didn't really strike me as a hotbed of toe-sucking.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's looking into the projector that is bad, and so far they have not figured out that it's a light -- they think it's a thing.

Does your kitty continue looking for it after it's gone?

Yes, she gets hung up on finding it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, she gets hung up on finding it.

OK. I don't think you would torture your cat so I will stick with this as a game. Maybe I will take them into the hallway late at night so they can get some exercise.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So I got a cheap-ass laser pointer at PetCo, and the larger and more stupid cat seems kinda really into it. But he can never catch the red dot -- and now he, through my anthropomorphizing eyes, seems distressed when he is chasing it (he meows/whimpers, etc.). And now when the red dot goes away, he searches for it and paws at the floor/wall where it is most often.

Is the red dot game fun, or kitty psychological torture?

They're a lot more fun when you aim them into neighbors' windows.

I have a big old cat that follows them all over the place. The younger Maine Coon cat just stares at it like "fuck you - I'm not chasing that shit." I like that cat in principle, but he's a dick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
what is wrong with a catnip mouse toy?

Uh, you don't have google? Jesus Christ.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Uh, you don't have google? Jesus Christ.

it was a stupid question, but I meant...sometimes technology is not necessarily better.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If this is a request for a blowjob you know the answer - $3 mil, cash.

In which case, this is what 69 blowjobs look like:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
what is wrong with a catnip mouse toy?

I can't make it move around to ensure continued kitty interest, unless I get up, find it, and throw it. The laser pointer moves around like a fascinating bug and disappears, only to reappear somewhere else. And it can climb up walls and across the ceiling and hide behind things.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
I have had sex on a beach (a lake beach) near a playground. So it wasn't an elementary school playground - and no condoms were involved. (nor any minors)

Can I get a ruling?

Sex on the beach is rated using the Sandpaper Scale. Anything above "Awful" or "Scarring" is rated "Excellent." Of course, I know nothing on lake sand, so YMMV.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
it was a stupid question

Clearly you're all about volume.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't make it move around to ensure continued kitty interest, unless I get up, find it, and throw it. The laser pointer moves around like a fascinating bug and disappears, only to reappear somewhere else. And it can climb up walls and across the ceiling and hide behind things.

that is true. you could also hire a toddler to chase the cat around..trying to escape "NICE KITTY!!!!!" screams etc....

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sex on the beach is rated using the Sandpaper Scale. Anything above "Awful" or "Scarring" is rated "Excellent." Of course, I know nothing on lake sand, so YMMV.

It was on the grass, on a blanket - so no scarring or chafing -- I can't tell whether that means good or bad.

I think it means excellent. I'm going to go with that.

Thank you for your explanation. Helpful as always (Hank, you've got competition!)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
In which case, this is what 69 blowjobs look like:

If I were a billionaire, I'd have a game show. Oh, would I have a game show.

On pay per view.