Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Except for Pigpen and Janis of course.

I believe Pig and Janice shared a love for Southern Comfort, which, next to Sambuca, is the most disgusting liquer available.

[Atticus Grinch]

What is your never-fail CD that you put on when you want to seal the deal and give and/or get the gook? Entire albums only; no mix tapes, as that is just too cheezy. Greatest hits or live albums are okay, as long as they're not obvious like Barry White (RIP).

Me: Cowboy Junkies, The Trinity Session. It ain't exactly "let's get buck naked and fuck tonight," but it has a certain lugubrious tone that makes women, ahem, emotionally receptive.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck those Harvard faeries. Harvard breeds the sort of man who gets out of the shower to take a piss.

I see the anti-class Sebby has joined us today. Is elite Sebby still in St. barth's?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Harvard breeds the sort of man who gets out of the shower to take a piss.

Someone please add this to the SD Hall of Fame. Fringey, I believe you're our recording secretary in that regard.

A(Mom? Good news! Apparently, I graduated from Harvard!)G

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
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High protein (high fat) diets are in vogue today and are heavily promoted. Unfortunately they are also dangerous. The popularity of these books is evidence that people are looking for a quick, effortless way to lose weight without having to curtail their dangerous love affair with rich, unhealthful foods. People are desperate to lose weight and these books preach what people want to hear; that you can still eat lots of cholesterol and saturated fat and still lose weight. This illicit romance can lead to tragic consequences, with some people literally dying to lose weight.

High protein diet gurus usually claim they know the truth and all other doctors and scientists are wrong. They promote the idea that their recommended diet is healthy. They would have their devotees believe there is a worldwide conspiracy, including more than 3500 scientific studies, involving more than 15,000 research scientists, reporting a relationship between the consumption of meats, poultry, eggs and dairy products, with heart disease, cancer, kidney failure, constipation, gallstones, diverticulosis, and hemorrhoids, just to name a few.

You can lose some weight on the Atkins’ Diet, but you will damage your health at the same time.

Following Atkins’ recommendations could more than double your risk of certain cancers, especially of meat-sensitive cancers3, such as epithelial cancers of the respiratory tract.4

There's a study out there that says anything you want. If I looked hard enough, I could find one saying glue-sniffing would increase my life span by a decade. Life's terminal. The only sensible advice I ever heard was "everything in moderation." Everybody else is full of shit.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck those Harvard faeries. Harvard breeds the sort of man who gets out of the shower to take a piss.

Is this correlation or causation? When my son applies I'll have to remember this for "other pertinent facts."

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Harvard breeds the sort of man who gets out of the shower to take a piss.
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Someone please add this to the SD Hall of Fame. Fringey, I believe you're our recording secretary in that regard.

A(Mom? Good news! Apparently, I graduated from Harvard!)G

Wimp. I bet you get out of the shower to puke too.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I see the anti-class Sebby has joined us today. Is elite Sebby still in St. barth's?

Harvard ain't class my dear. They let anybody with a brain in that joint. Yale, on the other hand...

But who am I to talk? My slacker ass slid through the fucking Pat League. I'm lucky judges let me stand and address the Court with my transcripts.

I find Con Law interesting. I'd really like to take a course in it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

A(Mom? Good news! Apparently, I graduated from Harvard!)G

My ass. I'll bet you also get out of the shower to finish tcb'ing too, right?

S(Honey? Good news! I landed it in the sink this time! You don't have to buy another new toothbrush)D

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
What is your never-fail CD that you put on when you want to seal the deal and give and/or get the gook? Entire albums only; no mix tapes, as that is just too cheezy. Greatest hits or live albums are okay, as long as they're not obvious like Barry White (RIP).

Me: Cowboy Junkies, The Trinity Session. It ain't exactly "let's get buck naked and fuck tonight," but it has a certain lugubrious tone that makes women, ahem, emotionally receptive.

I like Garbage, Version 2.0. I also like that disc for exercising to in general. And since sex is my main form of exercise...

[ThrashersFan]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

"The lead guitarist for the rock band Rush skirmished with sheriff's deputies, spat blood on one and was arrested on New Year's Eve after his son refused to leave the stage at a fancy hotel, authorities said."

-- his son and his son's wife were also arrested.

Charges included "disorderly intoxication." I kinda like the way that sounds. Personally, I try to keep my intoxication orderly.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is this correlation or causation? When my son applies I'll have to remember this for "other pertinent facts."

That you're posting on this board indicates a genetic pool incompatible with Harvard. Save the application fee.

Whooo Hooo! ASU it is!!!

[leagleaze]

If it is abusive for Michael Jackson to dangle his baby out a window, what is it to take your 1 month old baby to a crocodile feeding, and then to hold your baby near the crocodile?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by leagleaze
If it is abusive for Michael Jackson to dangle his baby out a window, what is it to take your 1 month old baby to a crocodile feeding, and then to hold your baby near the crocodile?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

""He's one-month-old, so it's about time Bob got out there and did his first croc demo," the Australian celebrity told the crowd at his Australian Zoo. "


At that age isn't it supposed to be "Bobby" or "Little Bob" or "Baby Bob"? "Bob" just sounds so "in his early thirties-ish."

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
At that age isn't it supposed to be "Bobby" or "Little Bob" or "Baby Bob"? "Bob" just sounds so "in his early thirties-ish."

Indeed. Name abuse too. The man has no shame.