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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
The Vogue model.

The future porn star had been a lieutenant in the Army and a Military Policewoman (the Stripes connection is uncanny). I actually saw her commission document. When I met her she was getting her PHd in psychology. She then became a Penthouse Pet, dumped me and when into porn. Go figure.

The other credibility problem is that if you are 1 single, 2 self-employed with no firm work hours required and 3 have this kind of power, the Greeks would call it Kavorka, where you regularly pull model talent- its just hard to see why you would waste days and nights posting here. most of us don't have anything better to do.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Indeed. Its like you drive women to sex.

With other people.

Sad but True.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hey now Spanky, don't wuss out and start backstepping now. Let's you and me have a frank discussion about woman.

I'll start. I like woman with big tits. Or small tits. Or just right tits. How about you? Sometime woman gets on nerve talking about stupid crap. Then I just look at woman tits and nod. You?

4'3. Toe-headed. Bowl cut. Barely breasted, if at all. Resembling a feminine Adam Rich.

[Hank Chinaski]

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
And I have been pretty successful.

2. You are now the KIng of the Board. You own this place like I own the PB. No offence.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The other credibility problem is that if you are 1 single, 2 self-employed with no firm work hours required and 3 have this kind of power, the Greeks would call it Kavorka, where you regularly pull model talent- its just hard to see why you would waste days and nights posting here. most of us don't have anything better to do.

For six years I thought Less was crazy. I have just gotten older and my priorities have changed. And I have found that I like arguing about politics a lot more than being involved in politics.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
Call me superficial but I like to date beautiful woman. I also like to date interesting women. I also believe in quality not quantity. I don't often find a woman I am interested in romantically but when I do I try and get what I want. When I find what I want I work very hard to get it. I think if you met me you would be surprized at some of them women I have dated. I have dated quite a few models and lived with one who at the time was on the cover of vogue. I also dated a woman, that at the time was a B movie actress, but became a top porn star (Less can back me up on this). I didn't want to get into this because I am trying to show off, I am just trying to point out that I might know what I am talking about. The reasons that these woman are relevent is that many men were pursuing them, much of them, in a sense mutch better qualified (richer, better looking, more successful etc) but I won out in the end. I have pursued a lot of woman that were not into me at first but then then I got them to change their minds. So in a sense my research has worked.

Most of my adult life I have dicussed these pursuits with the women I know and my experience has been when you first broach the subject with a woman their knee jerk responses at advice is wrong. I am not saying that to be condescending it has just been my experience so many times I can't count. After you get them to really think about how they have acted in the past then you get some useful advice. Especially when you get a woman to remember a guy that she didn't like at first but then he got her to change her mind. When you get a woman to explain her thinking during that tranformation that information is gold.

This Serbian woman was traffic stopping beautiful and was very interesting. I was quoting movie lines and she was catching them even though they were movies not from her generation and English is not her native language. But she is gun shy and really wary so there is a strong chance the pursuit is going to fail and either way it won't be easy. But nothing worth having in life is ever easy. What I am trying to say Sebastian and others I appreciate your attempts to give me adivce but please know when I question it, it is not out of arrogance, it is because I have had such advice before and learned that it wasn't good from experience.

Best.post.ever.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My shoes were in Dog Fancy.

I had sex with a Stanley Cup winning goal-scorer. Several times. Once almost-completely sober.

I have no new material.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
For six years I thought Less was crazy. I have just gotten older and my priorities have changed. And I have found that I like arguing about politics a lot more than being involved in politics.

You like reading half-baked arguments supported only by blog quotes more than having sex with a model you met last night? when he hears this I really think This will be the most flattered Ty has been since Slave made him a moderator.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
As much as people refuse to admit it, people on this board are generally bright (although a little defensive and awful quick to judge), and when they put thought into, they have interesting and sometimes valuable information to dispense.

New.Board.Motto!!!

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Mr. Bing's. 4pm. He'll be the one at the end of the bar with the . . . enormous member and a smile.

Good looking out. I owe you one.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I had sex with a Stanley Cup winning gold-scorer. Several times. Once almost-completely sober.

I have no new material.

Are you talking flesh and blood or just the image, because you may be opening a real gold vein for me here.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I had sex with a Stanley Cup winning gold-scorer. Several times. Once almost-completely sober.

I have no new material.

[Keeping my politics in mind] I was naked in steam room with Jesse Jackson.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you talking flesh and blood or just the image, because you may be opening a real gold vein for me here.

I'm not sure which one opens the vein, but flesh-and-blood. It's one of my greatest hits, as it were.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
For six years I thought Less was crazy.

Crazee like the fox guarding the henhouse.