Meh.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If my friends, gwnc and alcohol, are there, I'm there too.

By April '07, I can be anywhere anywhen, unless, of course, I am dead.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I have to admit, I'm a little stunned that Jane Austen and knowledge about PLF's fisting experience occupy territory in such close proximity.

Whoa - Not Bob!! The whole non-P&P, Austen character reference is really working for you!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Whoa - Not Bob!! The whole non-P&P, Austen character reference is really working for you!

Thanks, although I really just like the S&S heroine's name better.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Thanks, although I really just like the S&S heroine's name better.

I'm serious about this. See, e.g., this:

"I shall hope to be honoured with the hands of all my fair cousins in the course of the evening; and I take this opportunity of soliciting yours, Miss Elizabeth"

http://www.bartleby.com/303/2/17.html

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Whoa - Not Bob!! The whole non-P&P, Austen character reference is really working for you!

Not Bob is en fuego today. I have no idea what that means (hopefully something about fire), but if dtb is now lusting I may have to give up my crush. She always gets her man. On the internet.

Not Bob, we'll always have The Sultans. We'll always have The Sultans Of Swing.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Not Bob is en fuego today. I have no idea what that means

I think you just said he's in a really crappy French car.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I think you just said he's in a really crappy French car.

Well then, that is what I meant to say. You are a doughnut.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I know this has been discussed on this board before, but I assume that when you say "so unpopular," you mean "the most popular in the world."

Circumcision is the most-performed surgery in the United States. That doesn't mean it's the most popular. Most people getting it aren't given much choice.

If the other sports were around in Europe and Asia, soccer would be a club sport.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I'm at the gym this morning -- and let me tell you, I hate working out in the morning. And I see a phenomenon that usually only occurs when the gym is crowded. There's a guy with too much weight on the bar doing bench press, bouncing the bar off his chest. Why? Bouncing the bar off your chest means you're muscles aren't doing the work. It makes no sense and I don't think anyone cares how much you're lifting.

TM

I hate that almost as much as I hate people who don't drink caffeine.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Circumcision is the most-performed surgery in the United States. That doesn't mean it's the most popular. Most people getting it aren't given much choice.

Well, if you were in Scotland you could always support the Claymores, but surprisingly enough not many people do. And the other thing is that I've talked to some people from Europe and a few from Asia and they have TV over there now. They still think baseball is stupid. What can you do?

If the other sports were around in Europe and Asia, soccer would be a club sport.

What's a "club sport"? Almost all of the teams are called clubs -- Celtic Football Club is one -- and the term is used to distinguish teams from the national sides, i.e. "club vs. country." I ask merely to determine whether you have pulled off a total. burn.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My jeweler is in a brick and mortar actual store, in a strip mall for god's sake.

I did not buy a watch from him, because I was able to get one cheaper on the internet.

How is this hard to understand?

Just be careful with that net stuff. I bought one on the net, and because it didn't come from an "authorized" deealer, I had a bitch of a time getting it fixed.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Feel free to edit, if you have that immense power.

eta: AoSomething, I was flipping throught the NYT Magazine this weekend. There was an article about Henry Rollins going on USO tours. The title of the article was "Not Bob Hope's USO." I had to read the title a couple of time before I figured out what they were talking about.

Not Bob has the power.

Shape -

You're a pretty concise cat... Whats the deal with this Penske v. Contrane marathon? I can't read all that text...

The usual loser blows winner? Or is it winner gets to exercise Prima Nocte with loser's spouse?

Thanks in advance for the executive summary,
SD

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Not Bob is en fuego today. I have no idea what that means (hopefully something about fire), but if dtb is now lusting I may have to give up my crush. She always gets her man. On the internet.

Not Bob, we'll always have The Sultans. We'll always have The Sultans Of Swing.

Oh, please. How could I ever compete against the resident Pretty Lady? I wasn't lusting (no offense, NotBob), I was pimping.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just be careful with that net stuff. I bought one on the net, and because it didn't come from an "authorized" deealer, I had a bitch of a time getting it fixed.

That sucks. This is what the prestigetime site says about warranties:

Prestige Time LLC does not sell used, seconds, refurbished, manufacturer rejects or watches without serial numbers. All watches sold by Prestige Time LLC are guaranteed to be 100% genuine, brand new in the original box, serial numbers intact & unaltered with all paperwork. Since we are not authorized dealers of any watch manufacturer we may not be able to supply the manufacturers warranty, in which case we substitute the manufacturers warranty with a 2 year Prestige Time warranty. The Prestige Time warranty covers manufacturing defects & battery replacement if necessary. The warranty we supply with each watch is clearly stated in the description of the individual watch.

I have had no problems with my watch from there, but it would suck to lose out of the mfgr warranty if something did go wrong. Did you get your watch fixed?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just be careful with that net stuff. I bought one on the net, and because it didn't come from an "authorized" deealer, I had a bitch of a time getting it fixed.

Same here.

I am now upset that Sebby hates me for the sole reason that I don't drink caffeine. I can tolerate it in extra-dark chocolate form. Will that do? Am I still hated and despised?