A sad, constant bid for attention

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If I had a big chunk of lens in my eye I would know, wouldn't I?

Hank, the D.C. bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ok, some of you may have notice I'm a little distracted today. this morning i put in my daily disposable lenses. The left bother me so I take it out- there's only about 80% of it, the rest missing. So I look for the rest in my eye but I can't find anything. My son tells me he oftens finds just a fragment, and I probably only put that little piece in.

BUT it feels like maybe something is in the eye, although a small cut can feel that way too. If I had a big chunk of lens in my eye I would know, wouldn't I?

Rinse your eye out thoroughly. You probably do have a bit of lens in there. If it doesn't get out that way, go to your doctor and have it rinsed.

I like this avatar, btw.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Rinse your eye out thoroughly. You probably do have a bit of lens in there. If it doesn't get out that way, go to your doctor and have it rinsed.

I like this avatar, btw.

Or maybe RT can lend Hank her too-big-for-her-ear tweezers. I'm sure they will work better for the eye than they would have for the ear.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Rinse your eye out thoroughly. You probably do have a bit of lens in there. If it doesn't get out that way, go to your doctor and have it rinsed.

I like this avatar, btw.

When I've torn lenses, I've always done it before I put them in my eye. I tend to doubt there's anything in your eye, but that wouldn't stop me from looking and/or rinsing it as per the above.

(Directed to Hank, not gwinky.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
When I've torn lenses, I've always done it before I put them in my eye. I tend to doubt there's anything in your eye, but that wouldn't stop me from looking and/or rinsing it as per the above.

(Directed to Hank, not gwinky.)

when they tear do you tape em together and stick em in? You're the boxed wine guy, right?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by nononono
You're paying for it? Don't you know Hank will pay you 10 bucks for the experience?

Of course I am not paying for it. My volume knob goes up to 11.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
But I have a very hard time finding good pinot noir for less than $20. Recommendations would be appreciated.

Fuck syrah.

There are no "good" pinots under $20 dollars, and only a couple of drinkable ones. Edna Valley. If you get a good bottle, it's very good. If you get a crappy bottle, it's like swill. The problem with inexpensive pinot, is that you're always taking that risk. I don't know why. Edna Valley is more consistent than the others. And you'll have to believe me because I probably drink more Pinot than anyone else you know. And less Syrah. And more chardonnay. And more just wine in general.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The largerpoint is to stay the fuck out of Saks unless you want to work full-time until you're 90, because frittering money away on retail pleasures won't even give you happy memories to ponder at your desk.

If you are going to spend money on non-necessities, do it on experiences. Shopping is not an experience.

I like shopping (partly because in enables me to experience using things I find attractive and pleasurable).

ABBA, what you say about just using nothing may be true for you, but we are not all as naturally beautiful as you are.

RT, a woman I work with was walking around while cleaning out her ear and fell and punctured her ear drum. I think the only lesson to learn from that is keep still while cleaning out. I learned from your story not to use the swabs at the hotels that are cheap and lose their heads, but to use the expensive brand-name ones. The cotton tips are more structurally sound, I find. Even for things like wiping mascara leaving off my undereyes after a shower.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like shopping (partly because in enables me to experience using things I find attractive and pleasurable).

ABBA, what you say about just using nothing may be true for you, but we are not all as naturally beautiful as you are.

RT, a woman I work with was walking around while cleaning out her ear and fell and punctured her ear drum. I think the only lesson to learn from that is keep still while cleaning out. I learned from your story not to use the swabs at the hotels that are cheap and lose their heads, but to use the expensive brand-name ones. The cotton tips are more structurally sound, I find. Even for things like wiping mascara leaving off my undereyes after a shower.

Thank you Fringe. I am tactile I love fabric, smells [Jo Malone layer cologne] the touch of silk, the whisper of Super 100s wool. It is a treat to me.

I need nice makeup. My skin is perhaps not as even post babies as it once was.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when they tear do you tape em together and stick em in? Yo're the boxed wine guy, right?

We take comfort in knowing that with good lenses, you'd have caught the missing u.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I learned from your story not to use the swabs at the hotels that are cheap and lose their heads, but to use the expensive brand-name ones. The cotton tips are more structurally sound, I find.

Spendthrift.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Spendthrift.

It's the not being responsible for any kids.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

I thought Michael Knight was gay.

"BRANDY IN LOVE!
Popstar and America's Got Talent judge Brandy, 27, has fallen for Project Runway finalist Michael Knight, 28! The two hit it off after being introduced by an industry acquaintance while L.A. based Brandy was Atlanta promoting her show, says sources.

"He's the perfect gentleman and has really won her affection," says a source close to the singer. They're so smitten with each other that they're racking up frequent flyer miles. She even showed her support by sitting front row at Michael's show during New York Fashion week. How sweet!"

http://www.starmagazine.com/celebrit...rtainment/9991

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Poor Coltrane, having made the rookie mistake of demonstrating both proficiency and enthusiasm for a given area of work, now finds that the incessant demands of his complacent elders cause him to shirk tasks that he once joyfully performed.

Anything more than a handful...

[patentparanyc]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anything more than a handful...

Can u do a safe for work after the jump link? My firm will freak.