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07-25-2007, 01:40 PM
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Query for the pet people, now including ABBA
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
that is true. you could also hire a toddler to chase the cat around..trying to escape "NICE KITTY!!!!!" screams etc....
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The cat would go hide under something and not emerge. He's quite skittish, for a cat of mine.*
*The other two cats I have had on my own have been very, very friendly and outgoing. This youngest one is jumpy, and tends to retreat if approached -- but if you sit on the floor, or whatever, he will come over in his own time, wanting to be petted. |
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07-25-2007, 01:45 PM
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#4052
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by dtb
It was on the grass, on a blanket - so no scarring or chafing -- I can't tell whether that means good or bad.
I think it means excellent. I'm going to go with that.
Thank you for your explanation. Helpful as always (Hank, you've got competition!)
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Indeed excellent, but judges may rate that sex on grass.
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07-25-2007, 01:45 PM
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#4053
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by dtb
It was on the grass, on a blanket - so no scarring or chafing -- I can't tell whether that means good or bad.
I think it means excellent. I'm going to go with that.
Thank you for your explanation. Helpful as always (Hank, you've got competition!)
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That's not sex on the beach. That's sex in the grass on a blanket near a beach and a playground.
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07-25-2007, 01:46 PM
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#4054
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Indeed excellent, but judges may rate that sex on grass.
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I think that is sex in a park, near a water feature. And it is sex on a blanket, not sex on the grass. Picnic sex.
ETA Coltrane and I are as one. If only I had his muscle tone. |
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07-25-2007, 01:47 PM
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#4055
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It's all about me.
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two party invites
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Go do your own goddamn motherfucking steampipe explosion reporting, whiny-assed lazy bitch.
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Sometimes I feel like you're my huckleberry.
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07-25-2007, 01:49 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2003
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two party invites
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fine. You're off the VIP list.
Invitation stands for everyone else.
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Hmmmm, one down, can I bring Purse Junkie as my date? |
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07-25-2007, 01:53 PM
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#4057
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think that is sex in a park, near a water feature. And it is sex on a blanket, not sex on the grass. Picnic sex.
ETA Coltrane and I are as one. If only I had his muscle tone.
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She mentioned nothing of sandwiches. Not even cheese and crackers.
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07-25-2007, 01:55 PM
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two party invites
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sometimes I feel like you're my huckleberry.
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Even my hypocrisy knows limits.
How'd he not get an Oscar nomination for that?
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07-25-2007, 01:56 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She mentioned nothing of sandwiches. Not even cheese and crackers.
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Picnic-esque. Closer to picnic sex than sex on the beach. |
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07-25-2007, 01:58 PM
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#4060
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For the record
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I am usually at least two quatrains and a tercet short of a sonnet, if you know what I mean.
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Eunuch. Got it.
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07-25-2007, 01:58 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Picnic-esque. Closer to picnic sex than sex on the beach.
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Dissent. She was at least near a beach. Without food, you can't even come close to having a picnic.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-25-2007, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's not sex on the beach. That's sex in the grass on a blanket near a beach and a playground.
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That sounds excellent.
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07-25-2007, 02:00 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dissent. She was at least near a beach. Without food, you can't even come close to having a picnic.
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I think that Ty's going to have to bring out the old Venn diagram to help explain this, because I'm pretty sure that picnic and beach aren't mutually exclusive.
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07-25-2007, 02:02 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that Ty's going to have to bring out the old Venn diagram to help explain this, because I'm pretty sure that picnic and beach aren't mutually exclusive.
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Of course not, but one can't nearly have a picnic without food. If there is no food, there is no picnic. She was much closer to having sex on the beach (due to her proximity to the beach) than she was to having picnic sex (since food was never mentioned).
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-25-2007, 02:02 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dissent. She was at least near a beach. Without food, you can't even come close to having a picnic.
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A Sex Picnic.
It's like having sex in your yard.
Which your wife won't do.
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