Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Your penis is small because you are using the codes incorrectly.

I think I'd follow the "enlarge your penis!" e-mails before I'd let a lesbian make such recommendations. The conflict of interest would scare me.

("If you hit it with a hammer, it will grow.")

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bilmore
("If you hit it with a hammer, it will grow.")

I've heard that only works until the bruising goes down.

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
"TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: My favorite dirty-movie title of all time is Girls Who Suck Cock and Eat Cum"

Actually, its not just a movie, it's a series of compilation videos.

But while we're at it, I think this would be an excellent poll, to wit:

"What's your favorite porn title?"

After much consideration, I'd have to say Splendor in the Ass

not7y(with The Cockateer running a close second)S

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The rarest word associated with the vagina seems to be "my." "


http://www.nerve.com/personalessays/beer/shoptalk/

str8

Which reminds me of one of the funniest Phil Hartmann bits of all time, when he is playing Charlton Heston in a "books on tape" recording session and reads from Madonna's "Sex," in perfect stentorian Moses-on-the-Mount imitation, "I LIKE MY VAGINA."

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"What's your favorite porn title?"

Saving Ryan's Privates

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
...[SIZE=4]PENIS!!![SIZE=4]

Sorry, I just wanted to give RP a giggle and lighten up the mood...

A size 4 penis would make me giggle.

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
A size 4 penis would make me giggle.

Are you a dude or a chick? I honestly cannot tell.

not7y(seriously)S

[andViolins]

Let's see if this works:

www.nypost.com/photos/web04220353a.jpg



and a second pic:



aV

[edited to add second pic]

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The rarest word associated with the vagina seems to be "my." "

Originally posted by bilmore
I think I'd follow the "enlarge your penis!" e-mails before I'd let a lesbian make such recommendations. The conflict of interest would scare me.

("If you hit it with a hammer, it will grow.")

See now you have hurt me. You are perpetuating a stereotype that I, as a lesbian, must have a problem with the PENIS.

I have no problem with the PENIS. I simply don't want the PENISin my vagina.

See how I tied those threads together? Neat huh? I thought so too.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you a dude or a chick? I honestly cannot tell.

not7y(seriously)S

I don't know whether I should be insulted or not, but I'm curious -- why is it unclear to you?

You have to admit the post with the coding problems looked pretty funny.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Your penis is small because you are using the codes incorrectly.

PENIS

That's nice, but how do you make it a huge, red, throbbing penis? I couldn't find an HTML command to make the size throb.

BR(boo hoo)C

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by andViolins
Let's see if this works:

[pics of Britney]

Just my opinion, but she now looks plain. Some girls need to be blonde, if you know what I mean.

And on an unrelated note, "Splendor in the Ass" made me actually LOL.

I think my favorite is the classic "Forrest Hump." Unoriginal, but still funny.

[ABBAKiss]

<<Britney with brown bob>>

Yuck.

She is going downhill. I've never thought she was that great but there she looks downright dowdy.

You know who looks consistently good, and who seems to have quite on bit on the ball is Mandy Moore. Can't think of anything she sings, but as a spokesperson/host she does a good job.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Just my opinion, but she now looks plain. Some girls need to be blonde, if you know what I mean.

I was thinking maybe that's part of the point for her. If I wanted to take time off and chill from extreme publicity (a real problem in my life, let me tell you!), looking plainer and blending in more would definitely be appealing.

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
That's nice, but how do you make it a huge, red, throbbing penis? I couldn't find an HTML command to make the size throb.

BR(boo hoo)C

It requires javascript, which I do not think works here. If it did/does, here are some codes that make Kafka red and throbbing (there also are non-code methods of accomplishing this feat).

<span id="theText" style="width:100%">
<h2>Kafka</h2>
</span>

<script>
<!--


//range of glowing
var from = 5;
var to = 11;

//speed of pulsing
var delay = 55;

//color of glow, name or RGB value (example:'#00FF00')
var glowColor = "red";


//NO MORE EDITING!!!
var i = to;
var j = 0;

//can be called here or whenever you want the text to start pulsing
textPulseDown();

function textPulseUp()
{
if (!document.all)
return
if (i < to)
{
theText.style.filter = "Glow(Color=" + glowColor + ", Strength=" + i + ")";
i++;
theTimeout = setTimeout('textPulseUp()',delay);
return 0;
}

if (i = to)
{
theTimeout = setTimeout('textPulseDown()',delay);
return 0;
}


}

function textPulseDown()
{
if (!document.all)
return
if (i > from)
{
theText.style.filter = "Glow(Color=" + glowColor + ", Strength=" + i + ")";
i--;
theTimeout = setTimeout('textPulseDown()',delay);
return 0;
}

if (i = from)
{
theTimeout = setTimeout('textPulseUp()',delay);
return 0;
}
}

//-->
</script></font>