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01-02-2004, 03:36 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Originally posted by leagleaze
If it is abusive for Michael Jackson to dangle his baby out a window, what is it to take your 1 month old baby to a crocodile feeding, and then to hold your baby near the crocodile?
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html
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What is wrong with him? I wonder if any charges will be brought. Probably not. |
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01-02-2004, 03:41 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
If it is abusive for Michael Jackson to dangle his baby out a window, what is it to take your 1 month old baby to a crocodile feeding, and then to hold your baby near the crocodile?
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html
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Right, right! At least MJ would've just dropped the kid into a bunch of screaming fans' arms. Is a crocodile's gaping murderous sharp-toothed maw really any better?
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01-02-2004, 03:42 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is wrong with him? I wonder if any charges will be brought. Probably not.
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Not unless divorce and full custody filings constitute a "charge."
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01-02-2004, 03:44 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
At that age isn't it supposed to be "Bobby" or "Little Bob" or "Baby Bob"? "Bob" just sounds so "in his early thirties-ish."
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This is every parent's dilemma. Presumably, previous generations named their babies Georgia and Martha and Thelma and called them thus with straight faces, little knowing that they had given their infants names better suited to the 80-somethings they later became.
Now, of course, we're left to wonder when we'll see our first Kellie on the Supreme Court. |
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01-02-2004, 03:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Atkins
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Wimp. I bet you get out of the shower to puke too. 
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People people please. Stop this behavior. Moisture. Breeding ground. Bacteria. AHHHHHHHHHHHH,
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01-02-2004, 03:46 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
Right, right! At least MJ would've just dropped the kid into a bunch of screaming fans' arms. Is a crocodile's gaping murderous sharp-toothed maw really any better?
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Crocs don't eat babies. Only Dingoes do that.
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01-02-2004, 03:47 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Now, of course, we're left to wonder when we'll see our first Kellie on the Supreme Court.
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Spelled like that, presumably the same time we'll see the first Amber. So about 30 years after their porn careers are derailed by drooping breasts and they're forced to go to law school instead...
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01-02-2004, 03:49 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Atkins
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
People people please. Stop this behavior. Moisture. Breeding ground. Bacteria. AHHHHHHHHHHHH,
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Ahem, I didn't say he should puke on his "privates," just in the shower. It washes down the drain. Besides, one would hope that all of the alcohol, bile and stomach acid killed the bacteria*.
*and didn't I read somewhere that peeing on your feet cures athlete's foot? Being a beer consumer I am not sure what athlete's foot is but it sounds bacterial.
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01-02-2004, 03:51 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Atkins
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
People people please. Stop this behavior. Moisture. Breeding ground. Bacteria. AHHHHHHHHHHHH,
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What are you worried about? Sebby's not pissing in your shower.
That you know of, anyway. |
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01-02-2004, 03:51 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Atkins
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
and didn't I read somewhere that peeing on your feet cures athlete's foot?
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Those that pee on their feet may have enough other problems, that a slight burning in the toes is simply not enough to complain about. |
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01-02-2004, 03:53 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Atkins
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
That'll teach you to take diet tips from Taxwonk.
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I don't eat packaged pork rinds. Child molester.
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01-02-2004, 03:53 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
""He's one-month-old, so it's about time Bob got out there and did his first croc demo," the Australian celebrity told the crowd at his Australian Zoo. "
At that age isn't it supposed to be "Bobby" or "Little Bob" or "Baby Bob"? "Bob" just sounds so "in his early thirties-ish."
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Bob is what they will call him after the croc chews off his arms and his legs and he is left in the ocean.
Duh. |
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01-02-2004, 03:57 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Atkins
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Those that pee on their feet may have enough other problems, that a slight burning in the toes is simply not enough to complain about.
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Yeah, but does it cure athlete's foot?
And what exactly is athlete's foot? It must not be something resulting from "running to the fridge for a beer" because I have never had problems with my feet.
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01-02-2004, 03:57 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Bob is what they will call him after the croc chews off his arms and his legs and he is left in the ocean.
Duh.
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Reminds me: Art (Garfunkel) is one weird looking dude. |
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01-02-2004, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Atkins
Quote:
Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Ahem, I didn't say he should puke on his "privates," just in the shower. It washes down the drain. Besides, one would hope that all of the alcohol, bile and stomach acid killed the bacteria*.
*and didn't I read somewhere that peeing on your feet cures athlete's foot? Being a beer consumer I am not sure what athlete's foot is but it sounds bacterial.
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Madonna said that. And I think it was also quoted in Biloxi Blues. And if all that stuff just magically washed down the drain then no one would ever have algae or mildew or athlete's foot.
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