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08-05-2005, 06:46 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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strange bedfelloes
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
[Keeping my politics in mind] I was naked in steam room with Jesse Jackson.
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Thurgreed Marshall claims he played college basketball and had sex with my mom. can't confirm though.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-05-2005, 06:47 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. You are now the KIng of the Board. You own this place like I own the PB. No offence.
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I appreciate the attempt at flattery but you know that is not true. This is the Fashion Board. The only reaon why I pay attention to fashion is because women do. When women are not in play I wear flip flops, shorts, and a T-shirt. I prefer ice berg lettuce and sweet wines, and would rather watch paint dry than the Opera or Ballet. And my excuse is not that I haven't been exposed. I went to the Opera and Ballet all the time as a kid and I minored in Italian Renaissance art. My grandmother raised me to be a wine coinoissure but I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine. I thought Sideways was one of the worst movies I had ever seen and when people talk about Strawberriy and walnut tastes in their Wine I want to puke. The rest is all a facade to impress the ladies. I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover. |
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08-05-2005, 06:48 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I had sex with a Stanley Cup winning gold-scorer. Several times. Once almost-completely sober.
I have no new material.
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I got 8555 in Diamond Mine. Today! Hot off the presses! |
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08-05-2005, 06:49 PM
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#4069
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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strange bedfelloes
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Thurgreed Marshall claims he played college basketball and had sex with my mom. can't confirm though.
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I can confirm the sex with your mom thing. She showed me the video of the two of them as part of our foreplay. Also to boost my confidence level.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-05-2005, 06:49 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Spanky
I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover.
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You have severely missed out on a shitload of awesome women if you avoided geek havens.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-05-2005, 06:51 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nope. But as I've offered before, $500k and a non-disclosure would probably change my mind.
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Perhaps this is a whiff, but I'm pretty sure she meant "caught [himself a wife]." You know, in a comparatively, should we trust the guy who's actually managed to get someone to marry him, or the guy who hasn't, kind of way.
Not that, given my track record, I have right to say shit to anybody. |
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08-05-2005, 06:51 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the attempt at flattery but you know that is not true. This is the Fashion Board. The only reaon why I pay attention to fashion is because women do. When women are not in play I wear flip flops, shorts, and a T-shirt. I prefer ice berg lettuce and sweet wines, and would rather watch paint dry than the Opera or Ballet. And my excuse is not that I haven't been exposed. I went to the Opera and Ballet all the time as a kid and I minored in Italian Renaissance art. My grandmother raised me to be a wine coinoissure but I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine. I thought Sideways was one of the worst movies I had ever seen and when people talk about Strawberriy and walnut tastes in their Wine I want to puke. The rest is all a facade to impress the ladies. I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover.
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I'm with you, except for the wine part. I like it. Not to impress the ladies, just on its own. Frankly, I begrudge having to share with the ladies.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-05-2005, 06:51 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You have severely missed out on a shitload of awesome women if you avoided geek havens.
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I am aware of that. The mistakes of youth. |
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08-05-2005, 06:51 PM
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#4074
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Spanky
I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine.
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passive-agressive, although maybe a hint abotu his wealth to turn some nos into yeses.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-05-2005 at 07:05 PM..
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08-05-2005, 06:52 PM
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#4075
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Spanky
I am aware of that. The mistakes of youth.
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Is Jeri Ryan a republican?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-05-2005, 06:53 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Out
I'll be back Monday, if I survive.
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08-05-2005, 06:53 PM
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#4077
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Guest
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the attempt at flattery but you know that is not true. This is the Fashion Board. The only reaon why I pay attention to fashion is because women do. When women are not in play I wear flip flops, shorts, and a T-shirt. I prefer ice berg lettuce and sweet wines, and would rather watch paint dry than the Opera or Ballet. And my excuse is not that I haven't been exposed. I went to the Opera and Ballet all the time as a kid and I minored in Italian Renaissance art. My grandmother raised me to be a wine coinoissure but I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine. I thought Sideways was one of the worst movies I had ever seen and when people talk about Strawberriy and walnut tastes in their Wine I want to puke. The rest is all a facade to impress the ladies. I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover.
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It is wannabe, not wantabe. |
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08-05-2005, 06:54 PM
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#4078
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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catching up..............
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Is Jeri Ryan a republican?
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I don't know. But I generally keep the Republican admission to about the seventh date. |
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08-05-2005, 06:55 PM
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#4079
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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strange bedfelloes
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I can confirm the sex with your mom thing. She showed me the video of the two of them as part of our foreplay. Also to boost my confidence level.
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mom regrets the whole foreplay thing- she said you were finished BEFORE she even got your pants down then you asked her to do a laundry? True?
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08-05-2005, 06:55 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Perhaps this is a whiff, but I'm pretty sure she meant "caught [himself a wife]." You know, in a comparatively, should we trust the guy who's actually managed to get someone to marry him, or the guy who hasn't, kind of way.
Not that, given my track record, I have right to say shit to anybody.
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