Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 272

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-28-2006, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is there ever a good way to accentuate the ears? Even when one wears earrings, it's to accentuate the face, not the ears.

I might have an elf fetish.

taxwonk · 08-28-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
A mutual friend told me that you can strike "Tits" off your checklist. One step closer to Heiglosity!

Nope. I've never had her tits. But I'm still thankful. After all, I don't have your brain.

Sidd Finch · 08-28-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I've decided. my take on you is thus.

You play the neanderthal here to a T. But at home you are whipped. Hence, the need to play neanderthal here. How my doin'?

Is that sort of like how you play the attractive hottie on the Board, but in real life you are short and dumpy with small floppy tits?

(I'm doin' better than you on this one)

Hank Chinaski · 08-28-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is there ever a good way to accentuate the ears? Even when one wears earrings, it's to accentuate the face, not the ears.

Do you know why woman wear necklaces?

Flinty_McFlint · 08-28-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Nope. I've never had her tits. But I'm still thankful. After all, I don't have your brain.

You know, if you're not even going to try and put some effort into your replies, I'm just going to have to find someone else more worthy to insult.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-28-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you know why woman wear necklaces?

Yes. do you?

Btw, I don't know if you are ugly or not. Please meet me at Grand Central for my first FB Rating(tm)!!

Shape Shifter · 08-28-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. do you?

Btw, I don't know if you are ugly or not. Please meet me at Grand Central for my first FB Rating(tm)!!

That's not his real picture?

LessinSF · 08-28-2006, 05:20 PM

Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza

patentparanyc · 08-28-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Is that sort of like how you play the attractive hottie on the Board, but in real life you are short and dumpy with small floppy tits?

(I'm doin' better than you on this one)

You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.

Fugee · 08-28-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza

Without you, reality TV discussions go nowhere.

On the plus side, it will be a big change from the typical 2 (maybe 3) non-Caucasian cast members per season.

I'm not sure how it will play out on the show, but it will at least get me to watch the first couple episodes.

Flinty_McFlint · 08-28-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
Without you, reality TV discussions go nowhere.

On the plus side, it will be a big change from the typical 2 (maybe 3) non-Caucasian cast members per season.

I'm not sure how it will play out on the show, but it will at least get me to watch the first couple episodes.

Yes, yes. But do you think I'm pretty? I'm waiting.

Hank Chinaski · 08-28-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's not his real picture?

I bet you wear a necklace around your waist to draw attention to your buttcrack.

patentparanyc · 08-28-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes, yes. But do you think I'm pretty? I'm waiting.

Well! That depends. Do you wear french cuffs and do you have workable buttons on your bespoke suit? hmmm?

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-28-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza

We're going to Ibiza
back to the Island
We're gonna have a party
in the Mediterranean sea

So is this the final blowout? The last coke-fueled underage-girl-chasing orgy/fest before you slink home?

Replaced_Texan · 08-28-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.

I cannot come up with a single occassion where I've asked anyone if they thought I was pretty. Even when getting ready to go out for the night, I usually ask "do I look ok?" to whoever is there to prevent me from making some terrible fashion mistake. Same goes for trying on clothes (usually that's "does this look good?").

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty, other than the getting ready to go out and offering opinion on the item of clothing that's being tried on. I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.