Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Yeah, but does it cure athlete's foot?

Maybe. Smart spas have a urine based foot soak recipe.

http://www.healthsourceontario.com/r...moon/sp-fe.htm

Athlete's Foot Soak #2
This is NOT for the squeamish - but it is very effective Try the one above if this sounds too revolting; it's less effective, but works the same way.
Urine and urea have been used in health and beauty treaments the world over for a very long time. Urine is also effective against Jellyfish stings and has been used as an antiseptic in field surgery. It may sound revolting, but clean urine is sanitary, pure and antiseptic.

Add one cup of urine from the person being treated to a basin of warm water, and soak feet for 20 minutes and rinse with cool water.

I'm not sure how you get the effect of the 20 minute soak in a shower. Maybe you just need to do it regularly.

Confidential to TF: now that we know you control a million in legal fees, I'm surprised I was the only willing to google to answer your reasonable inquiry. Please remmeber this when your outside counsel arrangements come up for review.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
"Bob" just sounds so "in his early thirties-ish."

Ahem.

In other news, the Yankees appear to have lost another pitcher. David Wells reportedly goes to San Diego. Which leads to more Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku.TM

Boomer a Padre?
He'd make a good Friar Tuck
That dude can par-tay.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I see the anti-class Sebby has joined us today. Is elite Sebby still in St. barth's?

I thought he sounded more like redneck Sebby or just plain southern Sebby. Of course, both are anti-class. I'm just being a little more specific.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Confidential to TF: now that we know you control a million in legal fees, I'm surprised I was the only willing to google to answer your reasonable inquiry. Please remmeber this when your outside counsel arrangements come up for review.

That and your tremendous assortment of offered X-mas gifts makes you my number one guy.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Cutting out the middleman and just eating the money would be cheaper than shopping at Whole Foods.

Hence its true name: "Whole Paycheck."

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Yeah, but does it cure athlete's foot?

no idea

And what exactly is athlete's foot?

It's a fungus. And it usually is spread in damp conditions where multiple people are barefoot (like a locker room, hence it's connection to athletes).

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Yeah, but does it cure athlete's foot?

No, no. It's a cure for jellyfish stings. so next time you get stung by a jellyfish, hop into the shower with sebby.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think there was some Harvard vesus Yale, atkins versus mediteranean type diet thing posterd here but I am trapped under a sea of dead trees and cant serach at the moment.

My bad cholesterol is so low and my good high that my doctoer actually asked me if I ate a lot of olive oil. (I do, probalby five times a week)

Here's a link to the American Institute for Cancer Research. They link to the study I was referring to:

http://www.aicr.org/reducing.html

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No, no. It's a cure for jellyfish stings. so next time you get stung by a jellyfish, hop into the shower with sebby.

No no, that could cause some of the stingers to fire!

http://www.susanscott.net/OceanWatch1999/mar22-99.html

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by leagleaze
No no, that could cause some of the stingers to fire!

http://www.susanscott.net/OceanWatch1999/mar22-99.html

last time I get my first-aid advice from Friends.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No, no. It's a cure for jellyfish stings. so next time you get stung by a jellyfish, hop into the shower with sebby.

You don't need to be IN the shower to get my golden shower. I'm like R. Kelly baby...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought he sounded more like redneck Sebby or just plain southern Sebby. Of course, both are anti-class. I'm just being a little more specific.

Uh, I believe you've got me confused with ABBAKiss, who is eating pork rinds.

"Anti-class" is an interesting word. Does that mean I'm anti all classes? Am I an absolute misanthrope? Or was Paigs saying I'm anti-class[y], which would make me, well, a person of good breeding?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You don't need to be IN the shower to get my golden shower. I'm like R. Kelly baby...

It's highly unlikely that any one here is under the age of 15, so you'll have to look elsewhere for shower pals, sicko.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Uh, I believe you've got me confused with ABBAKiss, who is eating pork rinds.

I had one and gave them away. But I think I was anti-class in law school.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by baltassoc
It's highly unlikely that any one here is under the age of 15, so you'll have to look elsewhere for shower pals, sicko.

So you're saying this is more of a "hot lunch" crowd?

BTW, David Chappelle's spoof of R. Kelly, "Pee on You," is hysterical. If you haven't seen Chappelle's Show, TiVo it. Its side-splitting funny.