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10-14-2005, 05:53 PM
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Freaky
Cat named 5 toes, born with 2 tongues.
A cat in Dobson, N.C., is believed to be the only cat in the world with two tongues, according to a Local 6 News report.
The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.
Not from the Onion
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-14-2005, 05:53 PM
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#4082
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Flip your wig
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And Bob shook my hand twice in the bar after the show. I feel all Str8 and shit.
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Funny, sounds like the contrary.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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10-14-2005, 05:57 PM
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#4083
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Voltron
For your Friday entertainment.
Voltron Breakdance
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-14-2005, 05:59 PM
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#4084
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Do y'all know
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
... that according to Harriet Miers, GWB was the
best.
governor.
ever.
Forgive me if I'm late to this party, but this is too funny.
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Those cards were great! Fantastic! This country is lucky to have him for President!
I doubted him at first, but Sebby was right. She's pining for pole.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-14-2005, 06:00 PM
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#4085
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Flip your wig
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Funny, sounds like the contrary.
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Sr8, and yet oh-so-notStr8.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-14-2005, 06:01 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ETAA - I can't believe I missed that. I am still reeling from Sebby/ABBA palooza. Good times.
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So who won the vodka-fueled lottery?
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Boogers!
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10-14-2005, 06:02 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by LessinSF
So who won the vodka-fueled lottery?
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Screw that. I want to know who won the dick-sucking contest, and what the prize was.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-14-2005, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Quote:
Originally posted by Taltos
As a side note, I saw the Sound of Music at the Warner staring Greg Brady!
Eggcellent talent.
(I also saw The Graduate with Morgan Fairchild. Some live nudity, but the lighting sucked)
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Septapussy.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-14-2005, 06:04 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Screw that. I want to know who won the dick-sucking contest, and what the prize was.
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the prize was more dick. |
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10-14-2005, 06:05 PM
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#4090
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Freaky
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Cat named 5 toes, born with 2 tongues.
A cat in Dobson, N.C., is believed to be the only cat in the world with two tongues, according to a Local 6 News report.
The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.
Not from the Onion
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Dude, this is way freakier (and nastier). A website of cat facial deformities.
You have been warned. . .
http://www.messybeast.com/freak-face.htm
(Spree: Duh)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 06:06 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the prize was more dick.
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That's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-14-2005, 06:07 PM
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#4092
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I really, really hope you realize this is from the Onion.
TM
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yes sir, I read it diligently.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-14-2005, 06:09 PM
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#4093
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Screw that. I want to know who won the dick-sucking contest, and what the prize was.
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Oh, my... I can't even recall... More White Russians than a bachelorette party...
Weed's jaw has to be killing him.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-14-2005, 06:13 PM
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#4094
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Things I Hate
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, my... I can't even recall... More White Russians than a bachelorette party...
Weed's jaw has to be killing him.
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And they peed on his fucking rug. . .
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 06:14 PM
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#4095
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Freaky
If I could get a cat with duplicated ears, I would have to.
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