Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You really need to post more often and liven things up around here.

not7y(need the page hits)S

??? I had a bet you were the anon!!!!

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't see why you are so stressed out. Is the license plate on the car in AdL's thingy a Maryland plate?

Yes, definately. And the houses just scream Maryland (or in particular, Columbia). Those are the kind of guys that make us proud. Sniff.

Man that's funny.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
At the outskirts of town, the parking lot of the Mardi Gras Motel seemed to be empty except for a couple of large dark Mercedes sedans. The door to one of the rooms was open and I could see several bright photograpy-style lamps set up and a couple of scantily clad women running around the room, giggling.

As I approached the front office, a man got out of one of the sedans and intercepted my path. "All the rooms are full. You need to go somewhere else," he told me.

This is not an accurate report of the evening.
My sister and i made movies to pay for college, sure, at hotels? yes.
But Would I just send away 4 rich kids, when she could have earned me $200 at the next break instead? No.
SS and friends were being obnoxious, I remember him yelling "I wanna play Texas hold 'em" and it degraded from there. We had our reasons, thats all I'm saying.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Embellish, please.

Sure. It wasn't me.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This is not an accurate report of the evening.
My sister and i made movies to pay for college, sure, at hotels? yes. But Would I just send away 4 rich kids, when she could have earned me $200 at the next break instead? No.
SS and friends were being obnoxious, I remember him yelling "I wanna play Texas hold 'em" and it degraded from there. We had our reasons, thats all I'm saying.

Do you recall where Kazuhito Tadano was on the night in question?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This is not an accurate report of the evening.
My sister and i made movies to pay for college, sure, at hotels? yes.
But Would I just send away 4 rich kids, when she could have earned me $200 at the next break instead? No.
SS and friends were being obnoxious, I remember him yelling "I wanna play Texas hold 'em" and it degraded from there. We had our reasons, thats all I'm saying.

Lizard is rich? cool.

[Pretty Little Flower]

O.K., that was damn cold. I mean, I know what you are saying Hank - about how we live in the land of ice and snow and really have no business complaining. But it was 10 below at the beginning of the game with wind chills in the negative 20s. If I can't whine then, when can I whine? Huh, Hank? When does a guy get to whine? I mean, I know Bilmore would just suck it up stoically. But fuck that. It was damn cold and I'm complaining.

So anyway, at the bar after the game, there's this hot, somewhat older woman. Velour track suit. Giving me that look. Long story short, I scored digits tonight, baby! And I take back everything I said earlier.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
So anyway, at the bar after the game, there's this hot, somewhat older woman. Velour track suit. Giving me that look. Long story short, I scored digits tonight, baby! And I take back everything I said earlier.

you finger-fucked her? out in the cold? did that warm you up?

ETA did you get frostbite between taking your gloves off and delving in?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
you finger-fucked her? out in the cold? did that warm you up?

ETA did you get frostbite between taking your gloves off and delving in?

Was I supposed to take my gloves off? Oh well, she didn't seem to mind. In fact, some chicks I know insist I wear a glove.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Was I supposed to take my gloves off? Oh well, she didn't seem to mind. In fact, some chicks I know insist I wear a glove.

the kind of gloves that keep your hands warm are different from the kind of gloves that keep the dirt from under your fingernails from getting into sensitive places.

But I'm sure a smoooooth operator like you knows that.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
the kind of gloves that keep your hands warm are different from the kind of gloves that keep the dirt from under your fingernails from getting into sensitive places.

But I'm sure a smoooooth operator like you knows that.

You give me too much credit. I am not very experienced in the ways of love. The Flower is not a player.

[Dave]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Sure. It wasn't me.

There you were, given carte blanche to lie your ass off -- isn't that the dictionary definition of "embellish"? -- thereby enhancing your FB reputation, and instead you took the high road.

I'm not sure whether I'm impressed or disappointed.

ETA: Given the most likely reasons to read this board, I'm going with disappointed. Details, even if fake, are good.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
and then there's other times when the sex is hot and I think "Shit, now I know why I married this chick."

A lasting relationship in the bloom, I can tell.

(Don't oversimplify this shit. It makes you sound cheap, and I don't think you really are.)

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
not7y(need the page hits)S

You need a new gig, guy.

Buy me a drink in a week or two.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Cougar:

You are not an unattractive woman. And you appear to have the means to purchase expensive clothing and accessories. What I urge you to do is to exhibit some retraint. I understand that you have some insecurities, and that you are dealing with these insecurities by dressing in a manner that makes you think you appear young and perhaps even hip. But, you tend to come off looking a little gaudy in pink Juicy Couture track suits. Personally, I blame your friends. You are all hanging out together at the same bars, shopping at the same stores, and reinforcing what is, to my admittedly untrained eye, a disastrous fashion trend. Flashy is not always the way to go, and sometimes trying to dress young will only emphasize to others that you are not. I am, in general, a fan of outre fashions. Further, I am perhaps not the best person to distinguish for you the difference between chicly avant-garde and eye-poppingly gaudy, having recently purchased a purple velvet blazer. I guess, the best advice I can give to you is to not try so hard, because it just makes you look like you are trying so hard, and that is never an attractive thing.

Your friend,

Flower

You'd fuck her in a minute. Don't get hoity toity on us now.