Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off - Page 274

bilmore · 10-19-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm on the phone with her now. Another friend suggested that she practice (this poor guy...), and she says there's just not enough to work with.

Doesn't he ever read his e-mail? I get all sorts of invitations to make my penis bigger through e-mail.

ilikenewsocks · 10-19-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
disclaimer: I never faced ML pitching, or played in a baseball playoff game at any level, but how could 2 guys in a row not be able to get a bunt down? Have simple fundamentals become that rare, or was that a fluke. TV guys said Damon was the Sox best bunter- maybe they should stop trying.

The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island, The (1981) (TV)

The famous Harlem Globetrotters crash land on Gilligans Island, immediately dispatching a terrifying 'shark' by throwing basketballs at it. A mad doctor and his accomplice plan to take over the island for its rich energy supply by scaring off Gilligan and his buddies, but it soon settles to a basketball match between the doctors robots and the aforementioned Globetrotters.

robustpuppy · 10-19-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island, The (1981) (TV)

The famous Harlem Globetrotters crash land on Gilligans Island, immediately dispatching a terrifying 'shark' by throwing basketballs at it. A mad doctor and his accomplice plan to take over the island for its rich energy supply by scaring off Gilligan and his buddies, but it soon settles to a basketball match between the doctors robots and the aforementioned Globetrotters.

it's only been 8 minutes, but these posts are board killers. stop it. even if you only did it to mock Hank's doing it (if you're not Hank talking to yourself, that is. or if you are. my blood sugar is low, I don't care if I'm not making sense.)

Flinty_McFlint · 10-19-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Doesn't he ever read his e-mail? I get all sorts of invitations to make my penis bigger through e-mail.

Hmm, we must be on different mailing lists; I get the ones for penis reduction creams.

robustpuppy · 10-19-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hmm, we must be on different mailing lists; I get the ones for penis reduction creams.

My FICO nears 800 and I get credit counseling emails.

I'm just saying.

Replaced_Texan · 10-19-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Doesn't he ever read his e-mail? I get all sorts of invitations to make my penis bigger through e-mail.

Yeah, I get a lot of porn spam too. If I had a penis, I'm sure it'd get bigger through that e-mail.

bilmore · 10-19-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hmm, we must be on different mailing lists; I get the ones for penis reduction creams.

All in all, a sound indictment of modern aimed marketing on both fronts, eh?

Flinty_McFlint · 10-19-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My FICO nears 800 and I get credit counseling emails.

I'm just saying.

Flinty is taking his pudding and moist towelettes and running home crying.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-19-2004, 05:12 PM

Start with a bag of potatos. Soak them overnight in ice water. Then boil them in salted water until the skins are ready to slip off. Let cool, cut in half and slip off skins. Cut big chunks into quarters or smaller - the potato chunks should be about 2 or so inches on a side.

Put in a big bowl with roughly diced onions. Add more mayonaise than you'd ever imagine possible. Then add vinegar to taste - the mayo/vinegar mixture should have a pronounced zing. Add pepper, celery seed (a lot of it) and salt to taste. Add caraway if you like it. Let sit over night (very important).

By sitting overnight, the potatos soak up the mayo and vinegar and you're left with a sauce that doesn't taste like the traditional mayo heavy potato salad. It is recommended that even mayo haters give this a try - I've converted several to the notion that mayo is OK in this context only.

Shape Shifter · 10-19-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
it's only been 8 minutes, but these posts are board killers. stop it. even if you only did it to mock Hank's doing it (if you're not Hank talking to yourself, that is. or if you are. my blood sugar is low, I don't care if I'm not making sense.)

252. The Girl in the Plastic Bubble (2)
gs: Peter Allen Vogt (Dr. Louis Pascal) Brian Smiar (Sergeant Rainer) Patrick Shea (Police Officer) Tim Cunningham (Tim)

Lilith informs Frasier that she wants to spend a year away from him, sealed in a biosphere with her lover.

b: 12-Nov-1992 pc: 253 w: Dan O'Shannon d: James Burrows

NOTE: Bebe Neuwirth temporarily leaves the show in this episode to work on Braodway. She returns in "Is There A Doctor In The Howe?" later on in the season.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-19-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Sigh. Since this is my area of expertise, I will offer my 2 cents. The biggest problem with a guy who has a tiny penis isn't that his penis is tiny. It's that he knows on some level that his penis is tiny and if you don't pretend that you are in absolute ecstasy every time he sticks his little penis into you, then he will get paranoid that you are not satisfied solely b/c his penis is teeny (when in reality you might not be climaxing solely b/c his technique sucks) and he will act hurt and offended and distant (but won't actually raise, heh, the actual issue with you) and you will have to blow his limp little weenie for hours just to convince him that you love it and that his 3 inches is more than enough to make you happy.

So, it's really not the size that matters. It's how the size psychologically affects the bearer of the penis.

This is all well and good. But the question she should be asking is: How deep is her pussy?

TM

Shape Shifter · 10-19-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is all well and good. But the question she should be asking is: How deep is her pussy?

TM

Don't remember. I was asleep.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-19-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't remember. I was asleep.

Inside it or out?

TM

Shape Shifter · 10-19-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Inside it or out?

TM

Can't say. All I remember was that it was dark and I dreamed I was drowning in a vat of roast beef. Why?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-19-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Generally it's a "feel" your way through process that probably doesn't make much sense unless you have a general idea of what the final product is supposed to be.

This is true of so many things.