imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I actually caught AI for the first time this season last night.

The crazy guy from Cleveland is going on.

You're welcome.

BnB out.

You're so sexy in spoiler mode!

aV

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by tmdiva
After the whole "Mormons don't have things on their walls," I have to ask about this here. Someone on an e-mail list I'm on mentioned offhand that Sephardic Jews are less likely to be observant, particularly as to kashrut, than Ashkenazic Jews. I'm pretty sure he's talking out his ass (wouldn't be the first time)--any of the MOTs here have a reaction to this?

tm

Yep. He's talking out his ass. Which, by the way, definitely ain't kosher.

[Dualit]

I love Reuter's title for the article:

* * * * * * * * * *

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Required link.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Dualit
I love Reuter's title for the article:

* * * * * * * * * *

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Required link.

There is such a thing as lawful wounding in England?

[NotFromHere]

Prince Charles to wed horseface.

Prince Charles to marry longtime lover Camilla
Couple will wed April 8; she will not become queen

poor diana must be rolling in her grave

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There is such a thing as lawful wounding in England?

What's a testicle worth on England's meat chart?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Prince Charles to wed horseface.

Prince Charles to marry longtime lover Camilla
Couple will wed April 8; she will not become queen

poor diana must be rolling in her grave

Can one choose the British monarchy in the death pool? Or doesn't it count when the body's on ice and they're just waiting for a doctor to call it?

[NotFromHere]

Paris Hilton is Playboy’s new cover girl — but Hilton’s people are none-too-thrilled about it, because the partying heiress never posed for the mag.

“I’m afraid that people will see it and think Paris posed for Playboy, which she did not,” Hilton’s spokeswoman Gina Hoffman told The Scoop. “I don’t even know where they got that photo.” The picture looks somewhat fleshier than many of Hilton, but a spokeswoman for the mag assures The Scoop that the photo wasn’t altered.

Yes, the woman in the pic is definitely fleshy. With big feet. That's got to be her. But what's even more disturbing is the caption "Debbie Gibson nude."

[Dualit]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Prince Charles to marry longtime lover Camilla
Couple will wed April 8; she will not become queen

If rumors are correct, that title will pass to Prince Andrew. Prince Edward will be so disappointed.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Dualit
If rumors are correct, that title will pass to Prince Andrew. Prince Edward will be so disappointed.

I say bypass that whole wretched generation and just give it to William when the time comes. Any man who gets involved with Tawny Kittaen doesn't deserve a title.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I say bypass that whole wretched generation and just give it to William when the time comes. Any man who gets involved with Tawny Kittaen doesn't deserve a title.

Clearly one of the great Whiffs of all time.

[NotFromHere]

Test shows spray helps women's libido.
MELBOURNE - Young women with low libido had good sex more often after using a testosterone spray, Australian researchers said on Thursday.

There is no treatment to help women with low sex drive, and analysts have estimated a successful therapy could snare sales of more than $1 billion a year.

The only side effect of the MDTS spray was a small increase in hair growth, which prompted two women in the highest dose group to drop out of the study.

First of all, they don't say exactly where the spray goes.
Second, I think they might find that low sex drive can be cured by being with a man (or woman) who knows what the hell he (or she) is doing.

Linkage

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Clearly one of the great Whiffs of all time.

OK, maybe a title of some sort, but not KING of England.

Maybe king of porn queens.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What's a testicle worth on England's meat chart?

Yeah, but I bet she is a fun date if you catch her in a good mood- the kind of chick who puts a bloody testi in her mouth has got to be up for about anything.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There is such a thing as lawful wounding in England?

If you rip part of someone's ear off in rugby by mistake, I don't imagine you get charged with assault.