Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

Silver highlights at the temples, bay-bee -- it's how callow young litigators like sebby and I add a little grah-vee-tahs to our float like a butterfly, sting like a bee courtroom demeanor.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
Honey -- you are one lucky gal.

Yes I am, because he knows that my highlights are from the sun.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

No. I just love the idea of people getting perms. A guy - yes, a guy - in a high school near mine got one in high school. Funniest shit I ever saw.

I did actually dye my hair during one summer where I was at the beach a lot. Came out absurd looking. I looked like an ass and had to come back to sophomore year in hs looking like a jackass. Luckily, two other idiots did the same thing. Parents nearly killed me. Was during a very short infatuation with skateboarding.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Silver highlights at the temples, bay-bee -- it's how callow young litigators like sebby and I add a little grah-vee-tahs to our float like a butterfly, sting like a bee courtroom demeanor.

Up ta yer neka the woods, do y'all put the steak gravy on the fried okri?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Silver highlights at the temples, bay-bee -- it's how callow young litigators like sebby and I add a little grah-vee-tahs to our float like a butterfly, sting like a bee courtroom demeanor.

No serious grey here, Bob.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Yes, if he annoys the judge enough, he will get sanctioned. Do a westlaw search on "(Anthony or Andy) /s (Martin or Martin-Tr*gona)" to cheer yourself up.

And in lots of states, interests in pensions are exempt assets. And the benefits cannot be garnished.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. I just love the idea of people getting perms. A guy - yes, a guy - in a high school near mine got one in high school. Funniest shit I ever saw.

I did actually dye my hair during one summer where I was at the beach a lot. Came out absurd looking. I looked like an ass and had to come back to sophomore year in hs looking like a jackass. Luckily, two other idiots did the same thing. Parents nearly killed me. Was during a very short infatuation with skateboarding.

I know a guy in h.s. who got more than one perm. After finding out, whenever I saw him I pictured him with pink rollers in his hair. This went on all through college, as we went to the same school.

Was it Sun-In? Do they still make that stuff?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Yes, if he annoys the judge enough, he will get sanctioned. Do a westlaw search on "(Anthony or Andy) /s (Martin or Martin-Tr*gona)" to cheer yourself up.

And in lots of states, interests in pensions are exempt assets. And the benefits cannot be garnished.

Some states actually allow distributions to be garnished once they leave the pension. But I don't know how you can get it as it leaves if you can't lien the pension, which ERISA precludes.

Oh shit... This is my last post re pensions. Why is it always fucking pensions?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know a guy in h.s. who got more than one perm. After finding out, whenever I saw him I pictured him with pink rollers in his hair. This went on all through college, as we went to the same school.

Was it Sun-In? Do they still make that stuff?

A guy I knew had the mullet part of his hair mermed in HS.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know a guy in h.s. who got more than one perm. After finding out, whenever I saw him I pictured him with pink rollers in his hair. This went on all through college, as we went to the same school.

Was it Sun-In? Do they still make that stuff?

Peroxide, lemon juice, alcohol and something else. I didn't get the orange look - I got blonde tips. Awful. It was hard enough to get laid at the age... I don't know what I was thinking...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Yes, if he annoys the judge enough, he will get sanctioned. Do a westlaw search on "(Anthony or Andy) /s (Martin or Martin-Tr*gona)" to cheer yourself up.

And in lots of states, interests in pensions are exempt assets. And the benefits cannot be garnished.

Pensions in pay status are different than accrued benefits sitting in a trust. He's in pay status. I suppose I could research it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
ERISA

Yay!!!!

On another note, I'm contemplating laser hair removal. Anyone done it?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yay!!!!

On another note, I'm contemplating laser hair removal. Anyone done it?

You'll want it back someday. Bad idea.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'll want it back someday. Bad idea.

Why on earth would I want it back?

et note that I am not contemplating removing all of it, just some.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why on earth would I want it back?

et note that I am not contemplating removing all of it, just some.

We may be talking past each other here. If you're talking armpit or leg hair, go for it.

But the other stuff... styles change... you could find yourself lamenting that later. Or maybe not... I'm just sayin.