Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Liar. You know exactly how you would respond. You would say "sure, of course you're pretty," especially if it were somebody you had to work with every freaking day. You would say "your tits are great" or "your dick is HUGE" or "your festive figure is actually the preferred body type on certain Polynesian islands" just to get them out of your fucking office so that you could get some work done already.

Actually, I'd desperately search for some feature I found most attractive and absolutely rave about it. Molly Ivins once wrote about going to a spa and having some aesthetician tell her that she had a fabulous space between her eyebrows. She said she was a little worried at first and wondered if she was the first no hoper they ever got. Fortunately the eyebrow space thing presented itself and the aesthetician saved her tip.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
She has a smokin body and her dress shows it off well. That is all that matters. Five stars. She is also beautiful.

I disagree in part.

(I am learning the correct response to a Spanky post!)

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Actually, I'd desperately search for some feature I found most attractive and absolutely rave about it. Molly Ivins once wrote about going to a spa and having some aesthetician tell her that she had a fabulous space between her eyebrows. She said she was a little worried at first and wondered if she was the first no hoper they ever got. Fortunately the eyebrow space thing presented itself and the aesthetician saved her tip.

They all said I have nice hair.

JUST KIDDING. BWAH. HA.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza

This is almost enough to get me to watch a reality show. But then again maybe not.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think the shrew aspect of my personality really grates on you. do you get berated at home? is that post traumatic stress for you?

Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes, yes. But do you think I'm pretty? I'm waiting.

I don't know. Do you want to meet me at the IDS Center?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Actually, I'd desperately search for some feature I found most attractive and absolutely rave about it.

This is why I walk around with my cock out.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You know, if you're not even going to try and put some effort into your replies, I'm just going to have to find someone else more worthy to insult.

You know, if you put more effort in your insults, I might be more inspired. I mean, let's face it, the "Wonk has moobs" cliche is almost as played out as the "ppnyc is chubby and insecure" cliche.

We're all only as good as our motivation, Monkey.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.

So he's gay, then?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)

Sidd, it only seems like weeks, but IRL, it's only been a few days.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Fugee
I don't know. Do you want to meet me at the IDS Center?

Yes, yes I do. I shall be wearing a bow tie and straw hat, and holding a well-worn copy of The Stranger.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.

When does the new season start? September?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)

I think defending yourself and ability thereof to do so [shrew? as you wish] and self esteem are two totally different thing. that may overlap but you can defend yourself and still feel not 100% about your looks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The Stranger.

I was highly disappointed that this novel wasn't about sitting on your hand, having it fall asleep and then masturbating with it. Now THAT would have been existential.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
So he's gay, then?

who, tm or hottie para? hottie para is so straight.