A sad, constant bid for attention

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, that's why I posted both of them. She doesn't even look like a real person in the top photo. More like a computer-manufactured image.

I don't know what's up with all the coloring and shading and maybe they took off an inch around her waist, but other than that, her body looks exactly the same to me. And you can't tell if they even shaved off that inch from her waist because the photo is taken from a different angle.

TM

eta: And doesn't this only count as one? You still owe us for yesterday.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
ME TOO!!!! I would actually wear that, even though my name is not KAYNE. Is Mulan one of those, you know, "funny" boys too? I am on the fence re Mulan. Foreign people can get away with a lot of behavior in my book and I chalk it up to a cultural difference rather than anything else.

I'd say Mulan is probably gay.

Did I tell my gay or european story here already?

Fine, I'll tell it again. (ppnyc alert - long post coming)

Went on vacation a few years ago with two gay guys and another woman. We got two rooms - I roomed with one gay guy I'll call Robert (because that is his name) and the other woman roomed with the other gay guy. Jeff and Robert thought it would be kind of fun to act like we were hetero couples. Jeff could pull of ambiguously gay, but Robert was rather, um, flamboyant. But Robert had a gay (ha!) old time pretending to be straight, playing volleyball with all the frat guy dudes that were there. All the while, his only swimsuits were these tiny little speedo-types and boyshorts. And he was talking with his Texas drawl.

So, last night of the vacation, they all went into town (Playa del Carmen) and I stayed at the resort because I wasn't so into whatever trouble they were going to try to get into in town (we had a very long night the night before in town). I'm sitting at the bar with people we met that week and one of the women says something about my cute gay friends, so we are talking and one of the volleyball guys walks up mid-conversation. When he heard that Robert is gay, he said "He's gay?!? I just thought he was European!"

Oh, how we laughed. Still one of my favorite lines of all time.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when they tear do you tape em together and stick em in? You're the boxed wine guy, right?

That would be Penske. When they tear, I call my personal manservant and ask him to fetch me some more, chop chop.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Heh. Heidi Klum and Uli are very fond of Michael. You know why that is?

Germans love David Hasselhoff?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
No, it's when he straps on the extension and rides you like a Brahma bull that makes him gay. But it just makes you a little princess with a pretty bed.

I think you've confused us with the time you spent with Mr. Foley.

Tell me, did the husky "play" outfit he bought you help you get into the club?



TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fuck syrah.

That would probably work better for you than for me.

There are no "good" pinots under $20 dollars, and only a couple of drinkable ones. Edna Valley. If you get a good bottle, it's very good. If you get a crappy bottle, it's like swill. The problem with inexpensive pinot, is that you're always taking that risk. I don't know why. Edna Valley is more consistent than the others. And you'll have to believe me because I probably drink more Pinot than anyone else you know. And less Syrah. And more chardonnay. And more just wine in general.

Not to get into a pissing match, p.i., but I doubt it on the "wine in general" category, if not on the others.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
That would probably work better for you than for me.



Not to get into a pissing match, p.i., but I doubt it on the "wine in general" category, if not on the others.

Oh snap! Ty outdrinks NFH! We need to have some kind of contest, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We need to have some kind of contest, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Heh. Heh heh. Oh. I knooow you will.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh snap! Ty outdrinks NFH! We need to have some kind of contest, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Oh man, this is gonna be good! We're going to need a lot of hearty French bread, 'cuz there's gonna be a lot of palate cleansing going on! I'll bring the olive, cipollini onion, and caperberry tray!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh man, this is gonna be good! We're going to need a lot of hearty French bread, 'cuz there's gonna be a lot of palate cleansing going on! I'll bring the olive, cipollini onion, and caperberry tray!

you would need some carpaccio or prosciutto, and some buffala mozzerella or imported provolone

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh snap! Ty outdrinks NFH! We need to have some kind of contest, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

My eight-year-old son says, "Aww... SNAP!!" when he's happy about something, or something goes his way (e.g., he is reminded that the next day is a holiday, so he can stay up an hour later - whatever). I had never heard that before, so I figured it was just some elementary-school thing, but now that Coltrane is saying it...

hmmm. not sure where I'm going with this.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ok, some of you may have notice I'm a little distracted today. this morning i put in my daily disposable lenses. The left bother me so I take it out- there's only about 80% of it, the rest missing. So I look for the rest in my eye but I can't find anything. My son tells me he oftens finds just a fragment, and I probably only put that little piece in.

BUT it feels like maybe something is in the eye, although a small cut can feel that way too. If I had a big chunk of lens in my eye I would know, wouldn't I?

I once found an entire, extra, soft contact lense in my eye. I am not sure how it happened. Needless to say, alcohol was involved.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
My eight-year-old son says, "Aww... SNAP!!" when he's happy about something, or something goes his way (e.g., he is reminded that the next day is a holiday, so he can stay up an hour later - whatever). I had never heard that before, so I figured it was just some elementary-school thing, but now that Coltrane is saying it...

hmmm. not sure where I'm going with this.

Back to 1983?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can engage in ass-fucking as the pitcher without being gay. I assume he does it with his wife. But even though she told me that he likes when she straps on the dildo and rides him Know Won style, I don't think that makes him gay.

TM

Is Uncle Weed Ironweed? Because Ironweed's Myspace blog admits that he can't get erections anymore.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Not to get into a pissing match, p.i., but I doubt it on the "wine in general" category, if not on the others.

Prove it.