A Black Hole of Happiness

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Dude, we were having a classy sex discussion with dtb and you had to go and fuck it up. Nice going.

Sorry. What if someone had a pussy snack?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's true. I would say I was "overarguing".

No such thing, unless you're talking about (i) your no longer being a virgin to your friends in junior high or high school (depending)* or (ii) not being gay.

TM

*and all my junior high and high school friends know I've totally done it, like way more than once.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, you're not actually eating the pussy. You're just down there licking for a few seconds so you can guarantee yourself a blowjob.

Does a Brazilian pre-empt use of "pussy" as a descriptive regarding the owner's anatomy? I may be overthinking this. But maybe not.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does a Brazilian pre-empt use of "pussy" as a descriptive regarding the owner's anatomy? I may be overthinking this. But maybe not.

Why would it?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._July_2006.jpg (big picture of naked cat)

edited by RT

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
which is hurt worse, the NBA or betting? I knew the NBA refs were playing favorites, but I would have thought I could predict that bias- e.g. they want LeBron to win, so might still have been willing to bet on games. Now it turns out there is this totally unpredictable factor of what team the ref bet on to factor in. I'm thinking sports betting takes a hit, but I suppose that would require the betters to be rational.

Knowing bettors actually benefitted. the lines on Donehy's games moved more than other games.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
There was no food. It was very near a beach -- so near that I could touch the sand during the fucking. However, most of the action took place on the blanket placed on the sand's edge, on the grass (not beach grass - just regular).

I hope this clears things up.

This is the kind of detail we needed. I retract my picnic sex characterization.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why would it?

[Big Hairless Pussy]

Indeed.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh yoooooooooo hooooo! andViolinnnnnsssss!


Please chime in here. Thanks.

oh and like you never beat the "I'm rich, bitches" or "I'm a diamond snob" thing to death? TM even called you on that one.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh yoooooooooo hooooo! andViolinnnnnsssss!


Please chime in here. Thanks.

sorry b'nb. Let me see if I can put it delicately:

Um, hey PPNYC?

Just turn off the monitor for a while. Go for a walk. Get some air.
Don't think about this Board or any of the socks on it. Go shopping for something.

STFU.

aV

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by andViolins
sorry b'nb. Let me see if I can put it delicately:

Um, hey PPNYC?

Just turn off the monitor for a while. Go for a walk. Get some air.
Don't think about this Board or any of the socks on it. Go shopping for something.

STFU.

aV

Hey! What are you, some kind of bully? Don't talk to my little snycker doodle like that. Why don't you just stop attacking people?

TM

[A Poster from the Land of Fu]

Originally posted by andViolins
sorry b'nb. Let me see if I can put it delicately:

Um, hey PPNYC?

Just turn off the monitor for a while. Go for a walk. Get some air.
Don't think about this Board or any of the socks on it. Go shopping for something.

STFU.

aV

Better yet, legalsecretary(fka patentparalegal)nyc, come back to Fu. the lunch buffet is a bit cold at this point, but our love for you is warm as the day is long!

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by A Poster from the Land of Fu
Better yet, legalsecretary(fka patentparalegal)nyc, come back to Fu. the lunch buffet is a bit cold at this point, but our love for you is warm as the day is long!

and when she returns, I'll bet she cleans the buffet out so it'll be replenished with hot food. Win-Win.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
and when she returns, I'll bet she cleans the buffet out so it'll be replenished with hot food. Win-Win.

as a secretary, you know we love free food. maybe you can butter up my sides so I can fit through the door. If I really want to be classy I can try to clear out all the shrimp cocktail, or put all the leftover quesadillas into a tupperware container to bring home....we had leftovers from a party the other night and I gave people the heads up I've never seen so many people move so fast in my life.....my korean deliteria went up a dollar on many of the items so free is good.

[NOIRFAN]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
and when she returns, I'll bet she cleans the buffet out so it'll be replenished with hot food. Win-Win.

This reminds of what seemed to be the best advice, at the time, that my first wife got from her mother at our wedding,,,,

hot food and hot pussy keeps em coming home.....

Unfortunately, after the nuptials, I discovered that there were still a variety of locations that served both hot food and/or hot pussy and variety being the spice of life...well, you know the story,,,,que sera sera.

ps: Hi! Long time no post, but still occassionally lurking in hopes of more blowjob posts.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
as a secretary, you know we love free food. maybe you can butter up my sides so I can fit through the door. If I really want to be classy I can try to clear out all the shrimp cocktail, or put all the leftover quesadillas into a tupperware container to bring home....we had leftovers from a party the other night and I gave people the heads up I've never seen so many people move so fast in my life.....my korean deliteria went up a dollar on many of the items so free is good.

Oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray’s
In deepest consequence.