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12-02-2004, 06:24 PM
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#4111
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Something to make you want to poke your eyes out
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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
A picture of Star Jones in a low V-neck with no bra. It's enough to make even TM want to cancel Breasticle day.
http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/51...1B2AC3A62513D3
ETA: It seems this link produces a smaller pic than the one I viewed. Count your blessings.
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I have to say it - her cleavage looks like a greasy quivering slab of salty roast beef.
She also appears to have armpit flab, which I have never seen before - at least not on someone wearing an evening gown. |
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12-02-2004, 06:25 PM
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#4112
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I didn't realize they were wind-up dolls.
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My Ken fucked my Barbies all the time. I animated them with my own two hands.
Today's kids are spoiled. Never have to use their imaginations. Stifled.
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12-02-2004, 06:26 PM
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#4113
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Location: State of Chaos
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My Ken fucked my Barbies all the time. I animated them with my own two hands.
Today's kids are spoiled. Never have to use their imaginations. Stifled.
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My Ken fucked my Barbie too, but he was always a little too worried about messing up his hair (I had the brunet Ken with the stick-on facial hair) to muster much enthusiasm.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 12-02-2004 at 06:28 PM..
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12-02-2004, 06:28 PM
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#4114
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My Ken fucked my Barbie too, but he was always a little too worried about messing up his hair (I had the brunet Ken with the stick on facial hair) to muster much enthusiasm.
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My Ken had hard plastic hair. I don't think there was gel yet, but it could pass for heavily gelled.
I didn't really have a good understanding of the mechanics and variety of positions until after I stopped playing with them (and, they aren't very bendy) so mine tended to lie on each other and only move a little bit.
Not surprisingly, Barbie was on top about half the time.
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12-02-2004, 06:32 PM
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#4115
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Hank's new avatar
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
New Avatars are for Closers only.
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The Glengarry avatars are gold. You will not get them.
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12-02-2004, 06:37 PM
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#4116
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Hank's new avatar
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Originally posted by Gattigap
The Glengarry avatars are gold. You will not get them.
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It's over and then it begins. |
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12-02-2004, 06:38 PM
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#4117
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My Ken had hard plastic hair. I don't think there was gel yet, but it could pass for heavily gelled.
I didn't really have a good understanding of the mechanics and variety of positions until after I stopped playing with them (and, they aren't very bendy) so mine tended to lie on each other and only move a little bit.
Not surprisingly, Barbie was on top about half the time.
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Mattel did me a considerable disservice by not having the Barbies be anatomically correct. I was informed of the concept of sex*, but it made no sense at all when the Barbies were disrobed and there was no tab A or slot B to practice with. That tab A could go into slot C did not come up until much, much later, and I wasn't playing with Barbies then.
*By whom, I can't remember. I'm thinking best friend's older brother. I dutifully passed down everything to my siblings.
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12-02-2004, 06:40 PM
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#4118
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Mattel did me a considerable disservice by not having the Barbies be anatomically correct. I was informed of the concept of sex*, but it made no sense at all when the Barbies were disrobed and there was no tab A or slot B to practice with. That tab A could go into slot C did not come up until much, much later, and I wasn't playing with Barbies then.
*By whom, I can't remember. I'm thinking best friend's older brother. I dutifully passed down everything to my siblings.
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Wait a minute, you have a tab A here but no slot A -- are there just slots B, C and D, and if so are you only paying attention to tab A when there are other tabs out there?
Please clarify the slots and tabs thing. Use an anatomically correct doll if at all possible.
Thank you. Let's drink to our life in this hotel! |
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12-02-2004, 06:41 PM
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#4119
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My Ken fucked my Barbie too, but he was always a little too worried about messing up his hair (I had the brunet Ken with the stick-on facial hair) to muster much enthusiasm.
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It's been said before, but nice avatar, RP.
Maybe we should all go black & white for that artsy look.
Sidd?
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12-02-2004, 06:42 PM
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#4120
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Gattigap
It's been said before, but nice avatar, RP.
Maybe we should all go black & white for that artsy look.
Sidd?
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Black and white is good.
Your happiness is my hap-penis. |
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12-02-2004, 06:48 PM
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#4121
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Wait a minute, you have a tab A here but no slot A -- are there just slots B, C and D, and if so are you only paying attention to tab A when there are other tabs out there?
Please clarify the slots and tabs thing. Use an anatomically correct doll if at all possible.
Thank you. Let's drink to our life in this hotel!
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If we labeled only one slot "slot A" it would imply that tab A belongs in only one slot, and not in other slots. If we did slots A1, A2, etc., it would imply that there is a hierarchy of slots.
but I guess B, C does that as well.
Hmmm.
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12-02-2004, 06:49 PM
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#4122
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Anyone around from NYC?
Help me (please) give someone a recommendation:
What's the best Italian restaurant in Little Italy?
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12-02-2004, 06:51 PM
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#4123
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Gattigap
It's been said before, but nice avatar, RP.
Maybe we should all go black & white for that artsy look.
Sidd?
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wow. that really just brought Sidd to mind. Amazing.
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12-02-2004, 06:56 PM
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#4124
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If we labeled only one slot "slot A" it would imply that tab A belongs in only one slot, and not in other slots. If we did slots A1, A2, etc., it would imply that there is a hierarchy of slots.
but I guess B, C does that as well.
Hmmm.
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And with that, all the sexiness of slots has vanished from my mind. Nice work. |
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12-02-2004, 06:57 PM
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#4125
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And for black and spanish kids...
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Spanish? Do they have any dolls featuring Chinamen, Micks, Wops or Krauts? |
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