Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Penske_Account]

One of you know-it-alls, and I use that phrase in the best possible sense of it :drums: , must know the answer to my query here:

if you have to go to Hawaii in February, which island affords the possibility for the best weather or in the alternative, which island affords the least chance of rain?

Penske

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is your sock the one with an avatar of men fucking a head of lettuce?

Depends, which board? cite, please?

edited to add: i should have used the disclaimer "no pun intended" above, relative to my use of the word "Depends" to note that I was not making an adult diaper joke. intentionally. this. time.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
That is just one of the many alternative universii where my socks hone their craft.

Yes. That must be it. I see a lot of your style in JohnnyOrdinary, modkkake pioneer.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Depends, which board? cite, please?

edited to add: i should have used the disclaimer "no pun intended" above, relative to my use of the word "Depends" to note that I was not making an adult diaper joke. intentionally. this. time.

Sorry. Not a head of lettuce. A watermelon, apparently. I learned this by reviewing the link for the photo -- http://www.phallic.org/watermelon.gif [please don't look unless you want to see two guys fucking a watermelon]

The poster known as urmotha in Hank's universe uses it as an avatar. And, classily, his location is "right behind you!" just like a certain poster here...

[Fugee]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I would further resolve to resume using this board as a dating service, but I'm not sure there are any single women left that I haven't either hooked up with or failed to hook up with.

Forgotten once again. Sigh.

I resolve to bring up my unrequited affection for Lester once a month (January, check).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is your sock the one with an avatar of men fucking a head of lettuce?

I don't know for sure what women look for in a guy, but I must say those two certainly appear very adept. either they are using a single hole, and moving 180 degres out of phase with each other, or they are using two closely spaced holes.

Either scenario would require attention to detail and delivery that would tax the average man

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account

if you have to go to Hawaii in February, which island affords the possibility for the best weather or in the alternative, which island affords the least chance of rain?

Penske

I've been 4 times in February. It almost always rains in Maui then. Epic rain. Building an ark type of rain. So hard that the pool flooded and the lounge chairs were set adrift. We booked a flight just before the road to the airport was washed out. Went to Oahu where the weather was not great, but not monsoonlike.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And, classily, his location is "right behind you!" just like a certain poster here...

Indeed. It takes a lot of vodka and redbull to induce wit like that. No. offence.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I notice a lot of beer drinkers are ex frat guys who use the stuff like prozac. It gets them neither high nor low and it tastes good with wings. They get fatter and get laid less and less and become "guy's guys." Thankfully, my libido never allowed me to join that slow death dirge.

You'd get more action if you were gay.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Me by way of example, or do you mean my opinions as something you practiced on, like a trainee barber leaving skid marks on the head of a poor sap who only sought to save a few bucks?

One or the other, I suppose. Perhaps both.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You just outed yourself - you work for me. Now stop posting and get back to work.

Let's not forget about looking up document properties in Word.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hank, a google of your name brings up a parallel universe where you and a bunch of potty mouthed posters talk about bukkake, gin, sleeping with someone else's mother and piss. There's also a monkey and someone there with chronic spelling issues.

It was scary. I felt like I was in a Star Trek episode with the Angry Kirk.

check it out

What's with the avatar with the two guys simultaneously fucking a piece of produce?!?!?

[Jack Manfred]

Abba,

If you're going to do Atkins, you have to follow the letter of the law for the two-week induction phase. No sugar, no alcohol, no caffeine, no bread. Amazingly, I didn't have any withdrawal symptoms from going off caffeine (and Paigow will tell you that I drank a lot of Diet Coke.)

The Atkins bars are pretty tasty. Go down to Trader Joe's and pick some up. (You're a Bay Area GA, right? There's one in downtown SF, isn't there?) Breakfast is pretty easy: some eggs, or an omelet, or bacon or sausage. Eat a hamburger or chicken sandwich without the bun for lunch. Eat chicken with a salad and/or vegetables for dinner.

The reason that caffeine is verboten on Atkins is that caffeine causes your liver to secrete sugar into your bloodstream. The idea behind the Atkins Diet is to maintain regular blood sugar levels.

I also did Atkins essentially on a dare, and I've lost more weight than I care to admit. I really didn't find it difficult.

Notfromhere, I am skeptical about the long-term safety of the Atkins plan (and I'm on it right now), but don't throw up any links to vegan websites as "proof" that Atkins isn't safe. That's a group with an agenda, and the agenda is not to have everyone be healthy, it's to have everyone abstain from eating meat. Granted, if everyone was a vegan, we'd probably all be thin, but we'd also be fucking hippies. I'm not willing to make that tradeoff. Someone has to show those cows who's boss.

As for attendance in law school, all ABA accredited law schools are supposed to have attendance policies. In practice, lower-tiered schools generally enforce them more strictly than first-tier schools. The same goes for working during first year: technically not allowed during first year (during day programs). Of course, there's usually one teacher (at least) at every school that's a hardass and who will try to drop/flunk/ding someone. I'd like to win the lottery tomorrow night so I could have that professor fired once my alma mater hit me up for a piece of the cash.

You see what happens, Professor Larry?! Now you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in their last semester of law school?!

[Jack Manfred]

I would have asked for this for Christmas if I had seen it before:

[leagleaze]

Apparently others were similarly unamused by the moronic crocodile hunter, but no charges will be filed.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc...man/index.html