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Old 01-20-2006, 04:53 PM   #4126
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She deserves a few lumps on her head, the dumbass.

BTW, On closer review, I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a polar bear on her head or a baby seal. Mmmm. Baby Seals.
DO NOT WEAR DEAD ANIMALS ON YOUR HEAD AT THE ZOO.

Christ. What a dumbass. She should have to pay for all polar bear medical treatment.
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Old 01-20-2006, 04:57 PM   #4127
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DO NOT WEAR DEAD ANIMALS ON YOUR HEAD AT THE ZOO.
EXCEPTION: It is okay if you are filming for a japanese television show.
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:03 PM   #4128
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Unless you are SunnyBunny.
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:09 PM   #4129
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I don't think people do it for the reasons you state. I think it's more of a "cheers" thing to the camera. Kind of a raise-your-glass-and-toast thing. I'm not saying I approve, but I think this is why it happens.
How do you explain toasting to the camera with one's wallet?

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Old 01-20-2006, 05:10 PM   #4130
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DO NOT WEAR DEAD ANIMALS ON YOUR HEAD AT THE ZOO.

Unless you are SunnyBunny.
I think I can safely say that SunnyBunny would find everything after the word "animals" to be superfluous verbiage.
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:18 PM   #4131
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How do you explain toasting to the camera with one's wallet?
I think she's using that to hide her buddy's anomolous third tit.
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:19 PM   #4132
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I think she's using that to hide her buddy's anomolous third tit.
If I had an anomalous third tit, I'd never leave the house to go clubbing.
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:21 PM   #4133
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If I had an anomalous third tit, I'd never leave the house to go clubbing.
The chick with the mouth wide open -- yellow teeth, or wad of gum?
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:22 PM   #4134
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I think she's using that to hide her buddy's anomolous third tit.
What about when you toast with your twat:

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Old 01-20-2006, 05:26 PM   #4135
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That can't be SFW...can IT confirm that I only looked at it for .06 seconds?
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:31 PM   #4136
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The chick with the mouth wide open -- yellow teeth, or wad of gum?
gum.

guy with rivet in tongue -- used to help fellatio?
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:32 PM   #4137
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gum.

guy with rivet in tongue -- used to help fellatio?
cunnilingus.

black bra under white top -- sexy?
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:33 PM   #4138
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That can't be SFW...can IT confirm that I only looked at it for .06 seconds?
I think your IT team is too busy saying "I'd hit that" to each other to care.
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Old 01-20-2006, 05:33 PM   #4139
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I kinda feel sorry for the polar bear. I bet he had a big lump on his head afterwards.
I don't feel sorry for the polar bear because it bumped its head. I feel sorry for it because it thought it was finally going to be able to have some sweet, sweet baby seal meat and the baby seal totally outsmarted him.

Bumped its head. Come on. It's a fucking bear! (And we all know Colbert has put bears on notice.)

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Old 01-20-2006, 05:48 PM   #4140
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Oh no...I didn't mean to spoil it for everyone else. To those who missed it, it was a photo of a girl from behind with red thong underwear and possibly some side vagina exposed.
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