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Old 10-12-2006, 08:20 PM   #4126
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I didn't just add a sentence, I changed the whole thing. But, OK.
the eye that might be plastic infested has started twitching. do you have plastic in your eye maybe?
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:21 PM   #4127
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Should I check into rehab?
if it turns out you do drink more than Ty, then yes.
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:22 PM   #4128
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In court papers, McMahan denies that he ever had a sexual affair with his daughter. But he doesn't explain how his and Linda's DNA turned up on a vibrator that Linda's husband uncovered in her luggage. McMahan also hints that Linda may not be his biological daughter, despite a DNA test he paid for showing with 99.7 percent probability that he is her father.
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(Like, for example, what his sperm cells were doing on a vibrator encrusted with dried bodily fluids, pubic hairs, and skin cells that turned out to match Linda's DNA.)
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:23 PM   #4129
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He found his niece's/sister's* used vibrator and masturbated on it.

Duh.

*His brother or father is Linda's father, obviously.
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:27 PM   #4130
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He found his niece's/sister's* used vibrator and masturbated on it.

Duh.

*His brother or father is Linda's father, obviously.
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:27 PM   #4131
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I believe that's the first time I've written it. I've never spoken it. It was never a cool thing to say. Your son is not hip.
Untrue. It was cool to say in the early 80s. It is also cool to say now, in a retro-I-know-I'm-being-corny way. But it doesn't work unless you say it over the top and pronounce it "schnap." Most white people picked it up from Biz Markie's "Just a Friend" many years after black people stopped saying it.

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Old 10-12-2006, 08:28 PM   #4132
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I never, ever, not once heard that. Not in 1983, not in any other year of any other decade.
Yeah. But this ain't exactly surprising.

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Old 10-12-2006, 08:33 PM   #4133
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Untrue. It was cool to say in the early 80s. It is also cool to say now, in a retro-I-know-I'm-being-corny way. But it doesn't work unless you say it over the top and pronounce it "schnap."

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the boy is 8. AND he doesn't have to be Bed-Stuy hip, he only needs to be horse country hip.
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the boy is 8. AND he doesn't have to be Bed-Stuy hip, he only needs to be horse country hip.
1. I wasn't saying it to imply that he wasn't cool. We know he isn't cool. The poor kid has nothing but underwear adjustments and grammar beatings to look forward to.

2. I wasn't telling her so that she could pretend to be cool to him, because at 8, he already knows his mommy is a lawyer and therefore, uncool.

3. What the fuck is horse country hip? It sounds like a type of arthritis.

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Old 10-12-2006, 08:43 PM   #4135
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3. What the fuck is horse country hip? It sounds like a type of arthritis.

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Hell, I don't know, I admit. I have noticed they tend not to have visible panty lines underneath their jodhpurs.
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:45 PM   #4136
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the boy is 8. AND he doesn't have to be Bed-Stuy hip, he only needs to be horse country hip.
It is a Barbour coat wearing, equistrienne [sp?] horsey set jodphurs and muck boots.....CT mentality and look that is very high end Georgina Bloomberg racing gear.
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Hell, I don't know, I admit. I have noticed they tend not to have visible panty lines underneath their jodhpurs.
Jodphurs -- who wears those? They make you look like a Nazi.

I have special riding underwear to avoid vpl with my riding pants. Though after a spate of riding accidents this summer (my own and others'), I'm thinking of hanging up my daredevil helmet. But I'll probably still wear the riding pants - because they are so cool.

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Jodphurs -- who wears those?
ppnyc says all you guys wear them. Cat fight?
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ppnyc says all you guys wear them. Cat fight?
no, she can correct me if I am wrong we are fwends.
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Jodphurs -- who wears those? They make you look like a Nazi.

I have special riding underwear to avoid vpl with my riding pants. Though after a spate of riding accidents this summer (my own and others'), I'm thinking of hanging up my daredevil helmet. But I'll probably still wear the riding pants - because they are so cool.
You still have the boots and the crop, no?
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