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04-01-2004, 03:18 PM
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#4141
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
melanoma. I've had it already - don't want to get it again.
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This is the problem with losing your memory. Sorry, I should have recalled that. Perhaps if I wasn't so entirely self obsessed.
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04-01-2004, 03:26 PM
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#4142
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Perhaps if I wasn't so entirely self obsessed.
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board motto. or maybe life motto. |
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04-01-2004, 03:28 PM
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#4143
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are kidding, right?
And gwinky, were you actually naked? No fake tan lines? Did you feel awkward getting naked in front of the lady with the airbrusher, or did it have an erotic Charlie's-Angels-getting sprayed-for-lice-in-the-prison-episode quality to it?
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Butt naked. But I'm ok getting naked in front of most people. I walk around naked as often as possible. |
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04-01-2004, 03:32 PM
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#4144
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Black Style
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Carson Kressley?
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No, but very, very close.
ETA: Actually, he's more like the cooking guy. But with clothes.
Last edited by baltassoc; 04-01-2004 at 03:35 PM..
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04-01-2004, 03:35 PM
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#4145
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is the problem with losing your memory. Sorry, I should have recalled that. Perhaps if I wasn't so entirely self obsessed.
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not at all. we're all self-obsessed. no biggie |
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04-01-2004, 03:40 PM
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#4146
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Happy Birthday to Me
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Any good April Fools to report?
I got hit with one, but it was rife with inside-ness and can't really be shared. Suffice to say, there's an official-looking memo out there that is not good for my career.
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One of my sisters had the other sister convinced for a good five minutes this morning that she (the first sister) was pregnant.
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04-01-2004, 03:42 PM
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#4147
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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04-01-2004, 03:46 PM
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#4148
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Butt naked. But I'm ok getting naked in front of most people. I walk around naked as often as possible.
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You still haven't told me whether it was like the Charlie's Angels in prison episode. |
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04-01-2004, 03:50 PM
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#4149
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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tan lines sexy? a poll
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
A gentleman of my acquaintance once told me that tan lines are exceedingly sexy, much sexier than no-tan-lines that imply that you sunbathed nekkid. His reasoning - if you see the tan line, you are seeing a part of the woman's skin than is almost never, ever seen by anyone, which is titilating, even if it is just a shoulder-strap line (i.e.: it is like the "no makeup on back of neck" thing that geisha's do).
Query for the guys: is this true? Are tan lines sexy? Or are they non-sexy in that "why the hell didn't you move your straps?" way?
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Non-sexy.
Does this gentlemen of your acquaintance dig this look too?:
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04-01-2004, 03:51 PM
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#4150
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Butt naked. But I'm ok getting naked in front of most people. I walk around naked as often as possible.
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Please. Some of us are at work with thin dress pants on today.
Thank you.
P.S. Wanna come over?
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04-01-2004, 03:52 PM
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#4151
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Please. Some of us are at work with thin dress pants on today.
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You should have worn those pleated dockers with the untucked golf shirt. |
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04-01-2004, 03:53 PM
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#4152
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Happy Birthday to Me
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Any good April Fools to report?
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Comrade: Did you not get the memo? {Spree: Pravda article on top ten media hoaxes for April Fool.}
ETA: This one isn't bad, either. I wish the U.S. media were fun instead of embarassing. |
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04-01-2004, 03:54 PM
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#4153
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT DTB
Since I joined DTB in the war on ebay sellers who don't leave feedback first, whenever I have mentioned that I will only leave feedback after the seller has, the seller just plain doesn't leave feedback for me at all. While I have plenty of plenty of feedback already, now I am sad because I for some strange reason liked getting additional A++++ E-Bayer!s...it used to make up for all the anonymous invective I get around here. I think I'm going to give up my arms and start leaving feedback for sellers again before they leave feedback for me.
SunnyBunny(Gold Star)
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-01-2004, 03:57 PM
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#4154
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You still haven't told me whether it was like the Charlie's Angels in prison episode.
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whoops. sorry.
yes, although she was much sexier than the wardens on Charlie's Angels. After I got naked, she stripped down to her underwear because she didn't want any splashing to ruin her outfit. As soon as she finished spraying we started making out. blah blah blah... you get the gist |
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04-01-2004, 03:59 PM
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#4155
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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my fake tan
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
whoops. sorry.
yes, although she was much sexier than the wardens on Charlie's Angels. After I got naked, she stripped down to her underwear because she didn't want any splashing to ruin her outfit. As soon as she finished spraying we started making out. blah blah blah... you get the gist
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It's like you're not even trying.
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