Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off - Page 277

ltl/fb · 10-19-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
actually last time I said 6, I thought I'd said 5, but whatever. Penske's in my corner, and I get all his "friendlier"socks to vote for me, so no worries!

You consider Penske's socks to be funny? Have you absolutely no standards whatsoever????

Hank Chinaski · 10-19-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You consider Penske's socks to be funny? Have you absolutely no standards whatsoever????

grey pubes yes, gogowolf3 no, not me yes....

Spank Myasski · 10-19-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
not me yes....

Oh, well there's your answer, Fringey.

He's out of his mind. It's not just Alzheimers, it's plain insanity.

notcasesensitive · 10-19-2004, 09:48 PM

How did the small penis thread get beat out by the potato salad recipe thread today? What the hell is going on here? (ok, technically that's two things)

ltl/fb · 10-19-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How did the small penis thread get beat out by the potato salad recipe thread today? What the hell is going on here? (ok, technically that's two things)

Oooh, that reminds me, does anyone have a recipe for potato salad that uses fingerling potatoes?

Really, you could at least TRY to revive the tiny penis thread. Perhaps by giving your opinion on the issue.

notcasesensitive · 10-19-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oooh, that reminds me, does anyone have a recipe for potato salad that uses fingerling potatoes?

Really, you could at least TRY to revive the tiny penis thread. Perhaps by giving your opinion on the issue.

I believe that my well-documented stance on this issue is Anti-Small Peni. I have not flip-flopped. I will not flip-flop.

If there were 20 small peni gathered in one place, I would be anti them all. Even if the bearers of the peni had blow (if I were into that sort of thing) and/or porsches (likely) and/or awesome HDTV set-ups and/or billions of dollars and/or model good looks. I'd start paraphrasing Green Eggs and Ham right now, but I think you get the drift here.

No offence (... penske ... sniff ... ) to those small penis dudes following this board. Not that any of you would admit it anyway. Maybe if you just admitted the problem, Bilmore would forward you an e-mail with penis enhancement options.

ltl/fb · 10-19-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe that my well-documented stance on this issue is Anti-Small Peni. I have not flip-flopped. I will not flip-flop.

If there were 20 small peni gathered in one place, I would be anti them all. Even if the bearers of the peni had blow (if I were into that sort of thing) and/or porsches (likely) and/or awesome HDTV set-ups and/or billions of dollars and/or model good looks. I'd start paraphrasing Green Eggs and Ham right now, but I think you get the drift here.

No offence (... penske ... sniff ... ) to those small penis dudes following this board. Not that any of you would admit it anyway. Maybe if you just admitted the problem, Bilmore would forward you an e-mail with penis enhancement options.

Even a plasma TV with HDTV and Tivo pre-programmed to pick up all reality shows and whatever other crap you watch?

What's your position on fingerling potatoes?

Hank Chinaski · 10-19-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
small penis dudes following this board. Not that any of you would admit it anyway. Maybe if you just admitted the problem, Bilmore would forward you an e-mail with penis enhancement options.

let me be the first....

Of course, height I am 99th percentile, but penis length only 87th and girth only 83th percentile! I guess my wife LIKED my personality, and found me funny.

bilmore · 10-19-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
If anyone wants a really, really good potato salad recipe, let me know. It involves a boiled dressing, lots of hard-boiled eggs, and sweet pickes. It's the one I grew up with, and I've never had another one like it.

This is so nineteenth century.

All carbs.

tmdiva · 10-19-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
Per my avatar, I do much more baking than cooking. If you get baking sheets, get Doughmakers. http://www.doughmakers.com/

Why do you like those so much? I'm more of a dark-sheet-to-encourage-browning kind of gal. If I'm cooking something that really really really shouldn't be browned, I use an insulated baking sheet. But I don't like the pebbled surface of those Doughmakers ones; mine are all smooth.

My regular cookie sheets are nonstick noninsulated ones from Kaiser Bakeware. I just got a Calphalon Bakeware jelly roll pan from Amazon's clearance section. I'll let you know how it works out.

tm

bilmore · 10-19-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, that won't do. I need a bodyguard, not a chaperone. And it's not you I'm worried about. (In that context, I'll rely on abstinence.)

I'll guard you there, dear. I only hang with the abstinent.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-19-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oooh, that reminds me, does anyone have a recipe for potato salad that uses fingerling potatoes?

Really, you could at least TRY to revive the tiny penis thread. Perhaps by giving your opinion on the issue.

You said fingerling. Heh.

tmdiva · 10-19-2004, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
This is so nineteenth century.

All carbs.

Hard-boiled eggs? 10 of those in a recipe that has about 5 lbs of potatoes. Plus don't forget all the good vegetable oil fat in the mayonnaise (there is some of this, as well as the boiled dressing). It's actually a pretty Atkins-friendly dish.

tm

bilmore · 10-19-2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Hard-boiled eggs? 10 of those in a recipe that has about 5 lbs of potatoes. Plus don't forget all the good vegetable oil fat in the mayonnaise (there is some of this, as well as the boiled dressing). It's actually a pretty Atkins-friendly dish.

tm

It's potato salad.

Who eats that anymore?

(ETA - 39 lbs and counting, all because I laid off potatos. Sorry, I'm biased.)

Not Bob · 10-19-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe that my well-documented stance on this issue is Anti-Small Peni. I have not flip-flopped. I will not flip-flop.

What exactly is a small penis? Obviously, the 3 inch one that RT's "friend" is facing is one thing. But where's the dividing line between acceptable and too small? Is there a (heh) sliding scale?

(It's all academic. Mrs. Not Bob is stuck with me, irregardless (ha!) of the answer. I'm just idly curious.)