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09-18-2006, 04:17 PM
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#4141
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Football
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
from the Lions? don't know.
Someone from ESPN picked them to win their. Local talk radio made the quiz "which story exhibits more insanity: ESPN picks Lions to win division, or Lions DL coach caught drunk driving naked?"
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Roy Williams. Guaranteed a win over the Bears and said something about it being silly or stupid "how close we [Lions] were to scoring 40" against the Seahawks. |
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09-18-2006, 04:18 PM
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#4142
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Hotttt
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Hey, I was walking with Les this afternoon - were you that chick Les thought looked astoundingly like a young, asian Phyllis Diller? The resemblance was uncanny. Who does your hair?
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You are losing me. you must be old, since I've heard of Phyllis Diller but need to google for an actual visual. |
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09-18-2006, 04:20 PM
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#4143
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Football
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
from the Lions? don't know.
Someone from ESPN picked them to win their. Local talk radio made the quiz "which story exhibits more insanity: ESPN picks Lions to win division, or Lions DL coach caught drunk driving naked?"
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It was all over CBS sports yesterday. He said they should have scored 40 points against the Seahawk D.
The Chicago Bears defense made a statement with a shutout in the season opener. Apparently, it wasn't enough to impress Detroit Lions wide receiver Roy Williams
Having guaranteed a victory over the Bears on Sunday, Williams looks to help the Lions make good on his boast when the teams meet at Soldier Field.
"We will win this game," Williams said Monday, one day after Detroit lost 9-6 to Seattle and failed to score a touchdown. "Y'all can take that as a guarantee or whatnot, but we will win this game.
"I'm just saying that when we play the way we are supposed to play, there's not a defense in the NFL that is going to stop us. If we play that way against the Bears, and we should, we'll win. It was stupid how close we were to putting 40 points on the board."
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09-18-2006, 04:20 PM
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#4144
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Blohan
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Blohan fractures her wrist at the Milk Studios in NY.
"There's a pending investigation" into the accident, after Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn't take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground.
Is Milk Studios responsible for a person who spills their fifth vodka and tonic on the floor and then slips on it?
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Depends what the policy limits are. |
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09-18-2006, 04:21 PM
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#4145
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Big Wonk
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you mean cartoon.
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I'd fuck a cartoon character.
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09-18-2006, 04:23 PM
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#4146
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Big Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd fuck a cartoon character.
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2. Althought I am still bothered that Atticus lusted after Kim Possible while she was, what, 16? That was wrong.
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09-18-2006, 04:25 PM
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#4147
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Big Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd fuck a cartoon character.
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2. That Grape Ape is one sexy primate, don't you think so, Flinty?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-18-2006, 04:26 PM
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#4148
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Big Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd fuck a cartoon character.
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I have no doubt. |
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09-18-2006, 04:27 PM
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#4149
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Big Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd fuck a cartoon character.
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an airbrushed one, at that. |
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09-18-2006, 04:29 PM
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#4150
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Big Wonk
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. That Grape Ape is one sexy primate, don't you think so, Flinty?
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Stay away from my brother, he's "special."
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09-18-2006, 04:31 PM
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#4151
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Big Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Stay away from my brother, he's "special."
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Can I have him? They're putting blinds on my window out to the hall. |
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09-18-2006, 04:34 PM
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#4152
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Big Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Can I have him? They're putting blinds on my window out to the hall.
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To minimize your eye twitch? |
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09-18-2006, 04:48 PM
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#4153
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Federline
Not that anyone cares, but the baby's name is Sutton Pierce Federline. She's going with the S.P. Federline theme.
Next child will be Sock Puppet Federline.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-18-2006, 05:03 PM
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#4154
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Spinach update
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There is half of a delicious spanokopita sitting in my fridge. I'm going to eat the rest of it, dammit.
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That sounds a lot better than the spank-o-pita I first read it as being. Do spank-o-pitas have deer meat and, if so, what do the deer that were used in the making eat?
TM |
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09-18-2006, 05:07 PM
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#4155
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Spinach update
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That sounds a lot better than the spank-o-pita I first read it as being. Do spank-o-pitas have deer meat and, if so, what do the deer that were used in the making eat?
TM
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Those aren't cream filled?
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