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Hank Chinaski · 11-09-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Then why do you have the pillow in your office?

Fringey's company is looking to hire a new firm. You'd be surprised by what all she expects in the beauty contest.:wtf??: :wtf??:

Penske_Account · 11-09-2006, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Then why do you have the pillow in your office?

Hiw wife makes him sleep there when I am in town.

notcasesensitive · 11-09-2006, 09:16 PM

Does anyone buy holiday gifts from there? I made my way onto their catalog list (work address - so they caught me when I had some time to kill) and I'm considering ordering some gift items from them this year. I'm a Harry & David regular (and I like how they send me the list of exactly what I ordered last year each time so I can just renew grandma's small fruit of the month order, etc.), but maybe I should mix things up a bit? On the plus side, Dean & Deluca seems to carry some items that my extremely finnicky mom could eat.

Paisley · 11-09-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Does anyone buy holiday gifts from there? I made my way onto their catalog list (work address - so they caught me when I had some time to kill) and I'm considering ordering some gift items from them this year. I'm a Harry & David regular (and I like how they send me the list of exactly what I ordered last year each time so I can just renew grandma's small fruit of the month order, etc.), but maybe I should mix things up a bit? On the plus side, Dean & Deluca seems to carry some items that my extremely finnicky mom could eat.

I have not ordered from them, but I made their list too. The marzipan pigs are quite cute. This is probably not helpful, but there you have it . . .

Hank Chinaski · 11-09-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Does anyone buy holiday gifts from there? I made my way onto their catalog list (work address - so they caught me when I had some time to kill) and I'm considering ordering some gift items from them this year. I'm a Harry & David regular (and I like how they send me the list of exactly what I ordered last year each time so I can just renew grandma's small fruit of the month order, etc.), but maybe I should mix things up a bit? On the plus side, Dean & Deluca seems to carry some items that my extremely finnicky mom could eat.

piece of advice?

get Mom something dad can eat....

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/v...es&pnum=KI0017

notcasesensitive · 11-09-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
piece of advice?

get Mom something dad can eat....

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/v...es&pnum=KI0017

Dad has been dead for 18 years and they were divorced for 5 years before that, but otherwise I'm sure your advice would be right on the money (I deleted your red x picture because I'm not reposting something that I can't view).

Know your audience. This could knock you back a few spots in the Most Helpful competition.

Tables R Us · 11-09-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Then why does Hank have a pillow in his office?

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
His wife makes him sleep there when I am in town.

Hank's wife doesn't allow gay sex in the house?

Anne Elk · 11-09-2006, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Tables R Us
Hank's wife doesn't allow gay sex in the house?

Don't know about that, but she clearly doesn't want to have a three way with him and Penske. Maybe Penske and someone else??

Penske_Account · 11-09-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Don't know about that, but she clearly doesn't want to have a three way with him and Penske. Maybe Penske and someone else??

She is bi-curious, but for now she is satisfied with the reality of me and the fantasy of lovely lady-lover joining us. Hank, while hung like woman, is a little too hirsute to satisfy any role in our game.

Tables R Us · 11-09-2006, 10:58 PM

A Texan gal settled her lawsuit against British Petroleum for the wrongful death of her parents for enough money to have $32,000,000 to donate to charity. I wonder how much her grandparents are worth to her.

She looks nice, so the big bucks probably make her one of Texas' most eligible bachelors unless she's a total nut.

Replaced_Texan · 11-09-2006, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am not a moderator. Someone should ask one of them.

I apologize for the delay. I'm out of town this week and sitting in a business center of a hotel for catchup.

Due to my personal frustration with the posts, the moderators have considered the issue at length over the last week or so. We rapidly came to the conclusion that there's really not much we can do officially. Individuals, of course, are welcome to encourage the volumunous poster to constrain her thoughts to a single post, a blog or PM, but we recognize that efforts in that regard have historically proven ineffective.

I, for the second time in my tenure as admin, have hit the ignore button for a regular, non-sock poster. I feel bad for doing so, but my enjoyment of this board had diminished to the point that I didn't really want to come here anymore, and this was the only solution I could think of other than conceeding defeat and going elsewhere. I will say that the ignore button helps considerably.

Replaced_Texan · 11-09-2006, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
thank you, I will ask RT.

I've added both you and SAM to the adult board.

Tables R Us · 11-09-2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Due to my personal frustration with the posts, the moderators have considered the issue at length over the last week or so. We rapidly came to the conclusion that there's really not much we can do officially.

As was suggested, ban the IP address.

Fugee · 11-09-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by Tables R Us
A Texan gal settled her lawsuit against British Petroleum for the wrongful death of her parents for enough money to have $32,000,000 to donate to charity. I wonder how much her grandparents are worth to her.

She looks nice, so the big bucks probably make her one of Texas' most eligible bachelors unless she's a total nut.

Looks like BP is making the donations as part of the settlement. She got the ever popular "undisclosed amount." Wonder what her lawyer gets.

LessinSF · 11-10-2006, 05:13 AM

I just rewatched/reheard the full 37 minutes. In the interests of science, of course.

The dialogue is hilarious, particularly because I think it's mostly real. the giggling. the goofy bed-type comments, etc. But my fave is her disgust with him talking about her "pussy," or anything else graphic. She squeals and protests, saying "don't use that word," just say "you love me", yada yada.

In the end, I concluded my research (somepoint after she goes "ummmm, eerrr" and he says "just spit on it" and after some more umms and errs she says "just show me") with a renewal of my continuing research project re: how can can I reach Abba's TITS from here. Unfortunately, like tootsie pops, the world will never know. The ceiling got in the way.