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01-24-2007, 05:54 PM
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#4141
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Shake it off -- rub some dirt on it.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I said he tripped and ran into the returner. Maybe you should have gone back to read it before posting this one.
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You're right -- I misread it. But since I've answered the hypo both ways, it doesn't matter.
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01-24-2007, 05:54 PM
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#4142
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Shake it off -- rub some dirt on it.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
bunch of stuff
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Summary for those who care: Suck it . . . Suck it hard.
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[Dictated but not read]
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01-24-2007, 06:02 PM
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#4143
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Shake it off -- rub some dirt on it.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Summary for those who care: Suck it . . . Suck it hard.
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Suck it hard seems like a potentially dangerous request. For some reason it makes me worried that teeth might come into play. However if Ty is toothless, I am willing to drop this concern.
(Off to another conference call regarding fucked up convoluted contract provisions!) |
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01-24-2007, 06:08 PM
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#4144
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Shake it off -- rub some dirt on it.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You're right -- I misread it. But since I've answered the hypo both ways, it doesn't matter.
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You totally lied about the last word thing. Now I gotta do it over.
Suck it hard.
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01-24-2007, 06:13 PM
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#4145
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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WTF.
So, my ex-husband just called. He just learned a week ago that he has a six-month old son from a three-night stand. I feel sick about this.
I need more chaos please.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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01-24-2007, 06:13 PM
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#4146
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Shake it off -- rub some dirt on it.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You totally lied about the last word thing.
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"This is my last post on this subject, unless I change my mind."
You read almost as poorly as I did.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-24-2007, 06:19 PM
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#4147
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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WTF.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, my ex-husband just called. He just learned a week ago that he has a six-month old son from a three-night stand. I feel sick about this.
I need more chaos please.
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I'm so sorry, hon. you don't need any more drama.
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01-24-2007, 06:19 PM
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#4148
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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WTF.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, my ex-husband just called. He just learned a week ago that he has a six-month old son from a three-night stand. I feel sick about this.
I need more chaos please.
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If he impregnated some other woman while you were supporting him, are you responsible for his spawn? |
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01-24-2007, 06:19 PM
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#4149
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Shake it off -- rub some dirt on it.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Suck it hard seems like a potentially dangerous request. For some reason it makes me worried that teeth might come into play. However if Ty is toothless, I am willing to drop this concern.
(Off to another conference call regarding fucked up convoluted contract provisions!)
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Perhaps it means suck until it is hard?
Although that would seem like an unsatisfying place to stop. |
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01-24-2007, 06:19 PM
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#4150
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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WTF.
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
If he impregnated some other woman while you were supporting him, are you responsible for his spawn?
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Fuck off.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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01-24-2007, 06:20 PM
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#4151
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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WTF.
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, my ex-husband just called. He just learned a week ago that he has a six-month old son from a three-night stand. I feel sick about this.
I need more chaos please.
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That sucks for him, but why do you feel sick? |
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01-24-2007, 06:22 PM
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#4152
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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WTF.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, my ex-husband just called. He just learned a week ago that he has a six-month old son from a three-night stand. I feel sick about this.
I need more chaos please.
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Jesus. Start laughing. Seriously. It beats the shit out of screaming.
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01-24-2007, 06:23 PM
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#4153
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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WTF.
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, my ex-husband just called. He just learned a week ago that he has a six-month old son from a three-night stand. I feel sick about this.
I need more chaos please.
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That's disturbing, but interesting. How does he feel about it? How come it took this long for him to find out? How did he find out? Have they done a paternity test to confirm that he's the father?
I assume that he wasn't still with you when the impregnation occurred, but I can still see how this would be upsetting.
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A lifetime of questionable choices has given me douche-ray vision.
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01-24-2007, 06:23 PM
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#4154
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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WTF.
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, my ex-husband just called. He just learned a week ago that he has a six-month old son from a three-night stand. I feel sick about this.
I need more chaos please.
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Word on the street is that PLF is having your love child. That could add to the chaos, I suppose.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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01-24-2007, 06:25 PM
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#4155
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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WTF.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Word on the street is that PLF is having your love child. That could add to the chaos, I suppose.
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Just a rumor. I put on a little weight in the off-season and speculation was rampant.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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