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11-16-2005, 02:25 PM
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#4156
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Squirrels' fists are really tiny and don't provide much stimulation. This one is actually a "I like rodents up the butt" reference.
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You are NUTS!
(And most women go more for the squirrel tail than the fists). |
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11-16-2005, 02:25 PM
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#4157
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Apparently ncs has to read all of the boards every day or none of them ever.
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Why don't they list the time of the whiff post? That seems to me just as important as the time of the regular posts.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-16-2005, 02:26 PM
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#4158
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I don't know if this is better or worse...I'm trying to find cookie tins because last year at Christmas I didn't have enough and a squirrel got to eat some cookies intended for my mother.
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A .22 would take care of the squirrel/cookie problem and give you some nice stew fixin's to boot.
I know, take it to the white trash cooking board.
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11-16-2005, 02:26 PM
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#4159
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Originally posted by dtb
What kinds of occasion?
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Nipple fights.
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11-16-2005, 02:26 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Actual Fashion Related Question--WATCH NEGOTIATING
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet I can get my ex-aunt to send a signed DeGrassi- Next Generation cast photo for your wall.
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Wait, I thought you said she was on the old show (a/k/a Degrassi -- Old School). Is she on the new one as well? That would sure narrow it down a lot. I.e., either she's Caitlin, and made out with Kevin Smith this season, or she's Spike, and disappeared off the face of the earth.
Oh, and no need for a full cast photo. Just Manny please.
Mmmmmm, Manny.
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11-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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#4161
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Originally posted by dtb
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Oh, nuts.
OK. Here's the scoop. Most of the time, we just like to play around up in the attic. Nobody gets hurt, and it's a lot warmer than a tree stump. Please, if you have squirrels in the attic, just leave them alone.
And if you're nice, we'll even let you have a little tail.
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11-16-2005, 02:28 PM
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#4162
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Squirrels' fists are really tiny and don't provide much stimulation. This one is actually a "I like rodents up the butt" reference.
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Keep your sex life on craigslist, if you don't mind.
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11-16-2005, 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
A .22 would take care of the squirrel/cookie problem and give you some nice stew fixin's to boot.
I know, take it to the white trash cooking board.
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Now this is just downright hostile.
If I'm ever in your attic, I'm leaving some droppings. And I'm going to come downstairs and nibble on some nuts!
Nuts!
Last edited by Nut Case, Sensitive; 11-16-2005 at 02:30 PM..
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11-16-2005, 02:29 PM
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#4164
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Insert Joke Here
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why don't they list the time of the whiff post? That seems to me just as important as the time of the regular posts.
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Quite right.
Chinaski - w 10:25
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-16-2005, 02:29 PM
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#4165
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Actual Fashion Related Question--WATCH NEGOTIATING
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You went to Yale and this is the deal you cut?
To me it sounds wrong--the Man should give you that stuff. Don't many bigger law partnerships even give allowances to new partners to furnish their digs?
Anyway, I'd go get stuff that you like and would want to take with you. To start, I'd check prices on the internet, and then go back to the firm and ask them how much they're willing to raise their offer to cover the furniture expenses. Then decide whether they've raised their offer enough to command your loyalty.
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I've worked at a place where you had an allowance from a particular catalog once you made partner- until then you got dreck- but at least they gave me a desk and chair. I've also worked at a place where the firm provided everyone with very inexpensive furniture. If you wanted more, you could spend your money. Only the fancy partners did so.
I've never heard of not giving anything. I'd work off the floor for awhile until they back down. plus, once word got around, someone eccentric, like Madonna might decide she digs the whole stripped down "lawyer on floor" approach and you'd get a new client. that would put some art on the walls.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-16-2005 at 02:36 PM..
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11-16-2005, 02:30 PM
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#4166
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by dtb
What kinds of occasion?
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Something to do with "chewing holes in sides of houses so as to invade" celebrations.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-16-2005, 02:30 PM
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Actual Fashion Related Question--WATCH NEGOTIATING
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Wait, I thought you said she was on the old show (a/k/a Degrassi -- Old School). Is she on the new one as well? That would sure narrow it down a lot. I.e., either she's Caitlin, and made out with Kevin Smith this season, or she's Spike, and disappeared off the face of the earth.
Oh, and no need for a full cast photo. Just Manny please.
Mmmmmm, Manny.
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not as well.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-16-2005, 02:31 PM
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#4168
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Insert Joke Here
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Now this is just downright hostile.
If I'm ever in your attic, I'm leaving some droppings. And I'm going to come downstairs and nibble on some nuts!
Nuts!
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Nothing personal. It's just business, Michael.
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11-16-2005, 02:32 PM
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#4169
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Keep your sex life on craigslist, if you don't mind.
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Fine. You got me. It was a fisting reference. I was trying to be all like different and stuff, like someone who has a tattoo.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-16-2005, 02:33 PM
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#4170
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Insert Joke Here
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Fine. You got me. It was a fisting reference. I was trying to be all like different and stuff, like someone who has a tattoo.
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But rodents up the butt are so 1989.
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