Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Have you seen british decorating? I'd call the cops, too.

You can listen to other abuses of the 999 service at http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk..._999_calls.asp

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Can you say nose job and identity issues?

TM

Who is Michael Jackson?


Fucked up Celebrities for $300, Alex.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Incidentally, talking about hotmeal & other techie stuff (Kafka, thanks for the info on how to make the penis throb, I knew you could tell me what to do even if I didn't understand it), I am still playing about with my avatar. Please feel free to comment.

I love that movie. A truly great avatar.

I saw today that states, in part:

Kimberly-Clark, a leading manufacturer and marketer of global consumer brands with annual sales of $13.6 billion, has an opening for a Senior General Attorney in our Neenah, WI location, providing counsel to businesses representing some of the world’s most recognizable and trusted brands, including HUGGIES, KLEENEX, PULL-UPS, KOTEX and DEPENDS.

Two new marketing tag lines come to mind: (1) "Kimberly-Clark: We've got you covered, cradle to grave" and (2) "Kimberly-Clark: You make us wet."

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
I bet you stick your finger down your throat to lose weight, too.

Yes, and although I have memorized The Rules, I also keep a copy under my pillow for insurance.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bilmore (to robustpuppy)
I bet you stick your finger down your throat to lose weight, too.

Huh? I'm sensing that there is something Not Garrison Keillor-like* about this comment, but I'm not quite sure.

*I mean it is not the usual Midwestern Nice.

Jesus. Edited *twice* -- once because I am an idiot, and the second time because, um, well, same reason.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Huh? I'm sensing that there is something Not Garrison Keillor-like* about this comment, but I'm not quite sure.

*I mean it is not the usual Midwestern Nice.

Jesus. Edited *twice* -- once because I am an idiot, and the second time because, um, well, same reason.

OK, I keep trying to respond to this, and it keeps moving. Not fair.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bilmore
OK, I keep trying to respond to this, and it keeps moving. Not fair.

No kidding. Anyway, as Emily Litella used to say, "nevermind."

(somebody explained the "violins on television" to me)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Sex Symbol?!?!? Ashton Kucher is a sex symbol for the pre-teen Power Puff Girl set, and that's about it. He's a lust-object for gay men, memorably Dan Savage in an old column where he talked about fantasizing about Brad Pitt coming all over Ashton Kucher's face. But he is not a sex symbol among women of the age of consent. But I guess Paigow was getting all hot and bothered by those steamy scenes from Just Married and Dude Where's My Car.

As if there was any doubt who thinks Ashton is H-O-T-T-T, click on the IMDB messages about Ashton: http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0005110/board/nest/495498

Let us please not conflate good looking with sex symbol.

See also Ben Afflack.

n(actually Ashton is pretty annoying in his little "I'm so clever" confessional shots on Punk'd, but I don't let it detract from my enjoyment of the show)cs

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, and although I have memorized The Rules, I also keep a copy under my pillow for insurance.

Frigid bitch.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
MR is far and away the better geek than I am. I never complimented him properly for his contribution he made to PT LoveKraft's website: http://www11.brinkster.com/kundo3/index.htm

[site for a music group reportedly set up my our modest friend. I love the lyrics page]

Where do you find those fucked up websites?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Frigid bitch.

My, my, you do set my heart a-flutter!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Frigid bitch.

Now, c'mon, you're gonna get her all excited.

Ohhh . . .

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I think "Flying Shitbags of Doom" was written about my old firm. Or my new firm. Or, quite likely, my next firm.

Some are brown
Some are green
Some twist tie and fly so high
They’ll never be seen (never be seen)
They’ll never be seen!

Some are dinosaurs
Some are future gods
But the one thing (one thing) (X2)
that's important

They're all (they're all) (X2)
They're all full of shit!

Flying shit bags of doom!
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh, Oh!
Flying shit bags of doom!
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh, Oh, Oh Yeah!

AM(sounds more like the politics board to me)M

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
Keep in mind that disparaging small peni is much like claiming to be classy.

You mean, rp has now indicated she doesn't have a large penis???????????? My image is shattered.