New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 278

NotFromHere · 10-27-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Farrah may have been desperate, but damn were those hot topless photos... The woman had nipples that looked like they could support wet towels. And I think she was 50 at the time.
Comparing Farah to Britney is comparing Pere Jouet and Asti Spumante.

Or even Perrier Jouet.

So, with the game (MNF) being in Phoenix tonight, what kind of crowd are they expecting?
People going to bus over from San Diego?

notcasesensitive · 10-27-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Or even Perrier Jouet.

So, with the game (MNF) being in Phoenix tonight, what kind of crowd are they expecting?
People going to bus over from San Diego?

They are apparently giving free tickets out at Arizona State University (maybe even generally to the Phoenix population). If CNN is to be believed. I don't believe those lying bastards though after the incorrect report of ferry captain suicide.

Carry on.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-27-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Or even Perrier Jouet.

So, with the game (MNF) being in Phoenix tonight, what kind of crowd are they expecting?
People going to bus over from San Diego?

Free tickets should help. So should having two teams better than the cardinals (well, barely in one case).

I'm guessing bidwell gets embarassed with a bigger crowd than the usual.

SlaveNoMore · 10-27-2003, 06:50 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Farrah may have been desperate, but damn were those hot topless photos... The woman had nipples that looked like they could support wet towels. And I think she was 50 at the time.
Comparing Farah to Britney is comparing Pere Jouet and Asti Spumante.

I've been told - but obviously cannot confirm first hand [although I would continue to try] - that those were nip implants.

NotFromHere · 10-27-2003, 06:55 PM

But isn't it hotter than hell in Phoenix still?

In other news...SAN FRANCISCO -- Big names in American sports continue to be called to testify in the ongoing federal grand jury investigation into a Burlingame, Calif. nutritional supplement laboratory and the designer steroid Tetrahydrogestrinone (THG).

Among the NFL players named were current Raiders linebacker Bill Romanowski, center Barret Robbins, defensive tackle Dana Stubblefield, running back Tyrone Wheatley, defensive tackle Chris Cooper, fullback Chris Hetherington and former defensive end Josh Taves.

Chiefs wide receiver Johnnie Morton, Patriots linebacker Larry Izzo and Falcons linebacker Artie Ulmer -- who played with the 49ers in 2000 -- also have been called to testify, according to CBS Sports.

San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds will testify in December. His attorney, Mike Rains, said last Tuesday that the San Francisco Giants' slugger had received a subpoena about a month ago asking him to appear Dec. 4.

Rains also said that Bonds has never taken any steroids. He said that THG isn't on the list of illegal steroids and that the legislature may have to add it to the list before its use is illegal.
"They can run around and say this stuff's terrible, and it enhances performance," Rains said. "But the question is, have they banned it? If they haven't caught up with it, presumably it is still legal."

Nice legal argument. Well, if it's not illegal, then presumably it's legal. Forget that it's still a steroid and that THG was altered to make it undetectible during standard testing.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-27-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I've been told - but obviously cannot confirm first hand [although I would continue to try] - that those were nip implants.

I don't think nipple implants actually exist. But implants or not, Farrah's got utterly perfect tits and spectacular nipples. And great nipples are important. A perfect teardrop tit topped off by a bad nipple is just a damn shame.

As to the spelling of Perier Jouet, fuck it. I'm a spelling tard today. The shit tastes good. A little better than Mums and Piper Hidenseek

robustpuppy · 10-27-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
They are apparently giving free tickets out at Arizona State University (maybe even generally to the Phoenix population). If CNN is to be believed. I don't believe those lying bastards though after the incorrect report of ferry captain suicide.

Carry on.

I had forgotten all about that erroneous report that you posted, causing all of us with ferry captains among our relatives, friends, or acquaintances undue strain. Thanks for reminding me about your fuckup -- and just in time for your annual review.

SlaveNoMore · 10-27-2003, 06:59 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
I don't think nipple implants actually exist. But implants or not, Farrah's got utterly perfect tits and spectacular nipples. And great nipples are important. A perfect teardrop tit topped off by a bad nipple is just a damn shame.

Yeah, they do. A bunch of porn stars and Skinemax chicks have them.

NotFromHere · 10-27-2003, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As to the spelling of Perier Jouet, fuck it. I'm a spelling tard today. The shit tastes good. A little better than Mums and Piper Hidenseek

(Please use bad french accent when reading) Zat iz because eet eez Franche.
Zen you must try zee widow - Veuve Clicquot. She eez very good also.

NotFromHere · 10-27-2003, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yeah, they do. A bunch of porn stars and Skinemax chicks have them.

Yeah, but they use the press-on type.

leagleaze · 10-27-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yeah, they do. A bunch of porn stars and Skinemax chicks have them.

No clue about implants, but here are some rubber nipples. I always think of ren and stimpy when I hear the words rubber nipples.

A rubber nipples site, what else?

notcasesensitive · 10-27-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had forgotten all about that erroneous report that you posted, causing all of us with ferry captains among our relatives, friends, or acquaintances undue strain. Thanks for reminding me about your fuckup -- and just in time for your annual review.

Wishful thinking I guess. A fucking ferry captain killed my childhood cat. Bastards.

NotFromHere · 10-27-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
No clue about implants, but here are some rubber nipples. I always think of ren and stimpy when I hear the words rubber nipples.

A rubber nipples site, what else?

Wow, you mean if I buy those stupid things I can look thinner?
Then the hell with the slimfast/jenny craig/weight watchers/adkins dieting shit. I'm gonna sell rubber nipples to fat people!!

What a stupid name though - nipplets. Sounds like corn.

Edited to add, I'm having deja vu. Didn't we have a conversation about the nipplets before?

Penske_Account · 10-27-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins

"I was in a moment. I had, like, eight Red Bulls and said, 'OK, let's do it.' I learned my lesson and you won't see me like that for a while. I'm kinda over it myself. Not that it's dirty or tacky, but it is really revealing and I wouldn't want my kid, at 21, to be dressing like that."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...britney_spears

aV

I've had 8 Red Bulls before and not posed nude or naked. The Red Bull excuse is Brown Bull.

A more interesting quote was:

"There was a time when I was like, 'OK, I'm over men. They're mean,'" she says. "For like six months, not a single thing happened. Not like they weren't drawn to me, but there wasn't a single real attraction. I'm like, 'What's happening? I know I'm not a lesbian.'

I think she meant to add, NTTAWWT.

Either which way, Gotta Love Britney!

Penske_Account · 10-27-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Welcome back. Though I missed you (I have a soft spot in my heart for all of the Nots -- it's like we're in a club or something),

Hey count me in!!! I'm a Not_Sock, LOL!!! Get it?!?