Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Replaced_Texan]

There was a guy in the audience at the Sex Worker's Art Show in clown makeup wearing a bright yellow teeshirt that said "I (heart) clown porn." One of the performers, a woman named Ducky Doolittle, thought he was very sweet to come dressed like that. Apparantly, she's done some photo shoots with a clown theme.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There was a guy in the audience at the Sex Worker's Art Show in clown makeup wearing a bright yellow teeshirt that said "I (heart) clown porn." One of the performers, a woman named Ducky Doolittle, thought he was very sweet to come dressed like that. Apparantly, she's done some photo shoots with a clown theme.

Didn't the band Insane Clown Posse do a couple of porn flicks?

The thought of these guys doing porn should be wonderful for the clown-phobic among us.

[Alex_de_Large]

Google is wonderful. I present StopClownPornNow.org.

spree: may not be work appropriate

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Looks like Cathy is going to settle:



"Milestone" is a bit of an overstatement, unless Cathy ditches Irving to discover the joys of dp with a well-equipt lesbian.

I believe "Sylvia" is still unattached.

And Cathy's out of luck--most of the women of "Dykes to Watch Out For" seem to be spoken for these days.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Didn't the band Insane Clown Posse do a couple of porn flicks?

The thought of these guys doing porn should be wonderful for the clown-phobic among us.

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Do you hate me? First the comments about the car guys (Maryland never claimed to be completely free of morons - anyway, like Pennsylvania really has a lot of room to talk), now this.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Grandfather? So, when you were going through his belongings after he passed, did you determine what size ball gag he liked used on him while the giant dildo was being thrust up his ass?

Really fucking funny Fringe. I should report this post to a moderator.
Grampa had a colostomy about 20 years ago. Happy?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Grandfather? So, when you were going through his belongings after he passed, did you determine what size ball gag he liked used on him while the giant dildo was being thrust up his ass?

re: ass thrusting, Mrs. dL was recently reading a biography of the Marquis de Sade. According to the author, at one point Sade could not get himself off without the aid of an 8-inch diameter dildo inserted in his ass. Who needs DP when one can do that?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Who needs DP when one can do that?

What was sebby saying about corn?

and it aint cats who blow shit out of both sides of thier mouths while wowing juries with sagas they think are mostly correct.

Documents with paragraphs that run over a page long without so much as a period or semicolon. god forbid you space out in the middle of it and lose your place. atticus, what is the historical reason for this lack of spacing and punctuation? where were tht timmies?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Looks like Cathy is going to settle:

Good. Lets hope she and Irv get a place somewhere below the foreclosure notices.

[leagleaze]

Stop being such a fucking bitch you meanie.

You made Hank cry.


That is all.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Really fucking funny Fringe. I should report this post to a moderator.
Grampa had a colostomy about 20 years ago. Happy?

You and NFH are cousins?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Documents with paragraphs that run over a page long without so much as a period or semicolon.

A paragraph that has no period or semicolon (except for, presumably, the period at the end) is also known as a sentence. A paragraph that runs over a page long with no period or semicolon is generally known as a run-on sentence. Unless there are really big margins on the page.

- Paigow Little Flower

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You and NFH are cousins?

Actually we're twins born from different mothers.

[notcasesensitive]

[Bilmore please skip!]

from (you guessed it) realityblurred:

The Tour was to "follow [Andy] Roddick's bouncing tennis ball as the 21-year-old, top-ranked ace travels the globe next May to September," E! reported last year, but Andy's girlfriend Mandy Moore says his balls are bouncing nowhere. "It was supposed to be like a documentary or something at first, and then someone kind of took that and ran with it and it kind of snowballed I guess out of context," she tells the AP, which reports the show "will never happen." (Tough week for Andy; he also just lost his #1 ranking.) Lest you think Mandy's has a big hate-on for reality TV, she says, "I love watching reality shows, but I would never want to be in or on a reality show." She's so adamant about that, she'd dump Andy or anyone else on their ass if cameras showed up to follow him around; as the AP puts it, "She said if someone close to her were in such a show, she wouldn't stick around long enough to be in it."