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[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just go ahead and cheat already.

With you? Well, gosh, I'm flattered, but I hear that you won't go downtown.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you have Ironweed on ignore?

Doesn't everyone?

[Crazy FBers from the SF Area]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, at the moment, I am still working, Damn job! My OReilly's group is there (damned non-lawyers!) and I am waiting to hear from my college friends who are still deciding. I said Harringtons and/or Royal exchange. Where is it at, man? you can run but you cant hide.

We are at the Harringtons, posting remote from the PalmTreo650, whooping it up, then Kells and O'Reillys, if people are still standing.

Still no sign of NFH. Or slave. If they duck us, fuck em, next year we are going to New York anyway. Partay with Ironwuss, BK style.

Originally posted by Crazy FBers from the SF Area
We are at the Harringtons, posting remote from the PalmTreo650, whooping it up, then Kells and O'Reillys, if people are still standing.

Still no sign of NFH. Or slave. If they duck us, fuck em, next year we are going to New York anyway. Partay with Ironwuss, BK style.

You west-coast pussies aren't invited until you learn all the verses to "Boys of the Old Brigade," "Sean South," "Broad Black Brimmer" and "Joe McDonnell." Quoting Yeats gets you nowhere. Tiocfaidh ar la, muthafucka.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
Doesn't everyone?

I just posted this because most of you wouldn't see it otherwise.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ironweed
"Broad Black Brimmer"

That sounds dirty.

[the irish rover]

Originally posted by ironweed
Quoting Yeats gets you nowhere. Tiocfaidh ar la, muthafucka.

that's not true, I used this gem from yeats on your mom:

A woman can be proud and stiff when on love intent; but love has pitched his mansion in the place of excrement; for nothing can be sole or whole that has not been rent.

and she proudly let me pitch my stiff man-sion in her. twice. she was sole and whole after that renting.

[bilmore]

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.

They each bought a pint of Guinness.

Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

===================


Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ye."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."

"Sure and I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guineas Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, no Brenda......no."

"No?"

"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Well, someone has to take responsibility for continuing the great tradition of on-topic posts that bore the crap out of everyone. And no one else is volunteering.

Thanks for covering my shift. I was busy looking for an avatar that would capture what paigow thinks is my "persona," but everything that qualified would be blocked even by the IT guys at AdL's firm, so I gave up and decided I did not give a shit.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by the irish rover
that's not true, I used this gem from yeats on your mom:

A woman can be proud and stiff when on love intent; but love has pitched his mansion in the place of excrement; for nothing can be sole or whole that has not been rent.

and she proudly let me pitch my stiff man-sion in her. twice. she was sole and whole after that renting.

I always thought the line was "nothing may be sole or whole that has not been rent asunder", but it doesn't seem so. Does anyone know if Yeats used the line elsewhere with the "asunder" added?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Thanks for covering my shift. I was busy looking for an avatar that would capture what paigow thinks is my "persona," but everything that qualified would be blocked even by the IT guys at AdL's firm, so I gave up and decided I did not give a shit.

this one is good



but you'll have to take getting yelled at for the movement.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
With you? Well, gosh, I'm flattered, but I hear that you won't go downtown.

Nicely done, Not Bob. I didn't know you had it in you.

TM

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Thanks for covering my shift. I was busy looking for an avatar that would capture what paigow thinks is my "persona," but everything that qualified would be blocked even by the IT guys at AdL's firm, so I gave up and decided I did not give a shit.

If you want to send me some samples, I can run them by the goons...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

I swear to God I saw this this morning.

On the way to the train station, I saw two guys standing in a doorway. One was facing out and the other facing in. The one facing in was taking a leak. The other was facing out, was blind (with a walking stick) and was acting as "look out."

And people question if this is the center of the universe. Where the hell else can you see some shit like that?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I swear to God I saw this this morning.

On the way to the train station, I saw two guys standing in a doorway. One was facing out and the other facing in. The one facing in was taking a leak. The other was facing out, was blind (with a walking stick) and was acting as "look out."

And people question if this is the center of the universe. Where the hell else can you see some shit like that?

TM

When I first moved to DC, I was in awe of it as a city of government power and symbol. One Saturday I'm downtown shopping on F Street. This terribly beat homeless guy starts wandering across the street towards me. He's oblivous to traffic and stops everything. He gets to the curb on the other side, and right in front of me pulls out this enormous dick and starts peeing in the gutter. It reminded me of a horse peeing both in stream strength and penis size.

Anyway, this was just a few blocks from the White House, and my vision of DC was forever changed.

The guy was obviously a wasted talent. Unless he was on a real BDD he could have done films.