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05-03-2004, 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You have so never lived. I dated a guy who said a car is just transportation. I dumped him that night. A person who doesn't understand the thrill of the "yee - hah!" just doesn't know what they're missing.
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05-03-2004, 04:54 PM
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#4172
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The doctor kind of pinches the skin underneath, like a dart, so they lift up. Then they move the nipple up so you get kind of a lollipop-shaped scar.
(I realize this is very not hot, and will cease immediately after this about medical discussions of boobies)
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Question for the men: what is hotter? saggy tits or lollipop scars? |
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05-03-2004, 04:54 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know a chick who had a lift in college in conjunction with a reduction. I will never look at her the same.
That's some fucked up shit right there.
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Have you ever had to haul those things around 24/7? Some women have serious back problems from the weight and just can't take the pain after a certain point. Cut her some slack.
Can't imagine a reduction though personally. Having had a back injury for other reasons, I gotta say, there's some fine painkillers on the market.
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05-03-2004, 04:55 PM
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#4174
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You have so never lived. I dated a guy who said a car is just transportation. I dumped him that night. A person who doesn't understand the thrill of the "yee - hah!" just doesn't know what they're missing.
OH, and check this out http://clownstaples.toiletstall.us/swf/arms12.swf
(spree: not car related and totally work safe - just something funky to check out).
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I've driven both of my uncle's Porches. Well. It was fun. It was Yee-Hah fun. I like roller coasters too, but I'm not going to Six Flags every day.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-03-2004, 04:58 PM
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#4175
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Isn't there something to be said for being your own person and exhibiting some individuality?
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If you're exhibiting your individuality via your car or your clothes, you're in big trouble.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-03-2004, 05:03 PM
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#4176
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you're exhibiting your individuality via your car or your clothes, you're in big trouble.
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Translation: There is nothing wrong with wearing khaki Dockers and a light blue dress shirt every day.
Hey, that was my first "translation"!
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05-03-2004, 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've driven both of my uncle's Porches. Well. It was fun. It was Yee-Hah fun. I like roller coasters too, but I'm not going to Six Flags every day.
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Well, I guess some of us need the yee-hah every day. Every onramp. Every twisty mountainous road. 0-60 in 8 just doesn't do it.
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05-03-2004, 05:05 PM
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#4178
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
but I'm not going to Six Flags every day.
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You would if you could.
If you have the means and/or the time, what's wrong with having some fun? Emphasize having the means. For example, if you must steal your cable, you probably do not have the means. |
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05-03-2004, 05:06 PM
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#4179
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Have you ever had to haul those things around 24/7? Some women have serious back problems from the weight and just can't take the pain after a certain point. Cut her some slack.
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Can't imagine a reduction though personally. Having had a back injury for other reasons, I gotta say, there's some fine painkillers on the market.
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Whatever, lollipop.
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05-03-2004, 05:06 PM
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#4180
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Translation: There is nothing wrong with wearing khaki Dockers and a light blue dress shirt every day.
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I thought I told you that I have the plaid pants too?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-03-2004, 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I drafted that before you backed me up on Simpson. But who am I kidding? I wouldn't have been able to resist anyway.
Please. I'm just giving you shit. Your post didn't irk me. I was just fucking with you a little bit.
(But I do like being called King BigDick. I thought I'd never here it again after I told your sister to get the hell out of my Porsche.)
This is exactly what I don't get. Why do you care what other people think of you because of what you drive? If you (or anyone else -- I noted you think it looks like a bug), like the car, think it's a great investment and love the technology, who the fuck cares if another Sebby thinks you're trying to make a statement with it?
Ugh. That car makes you look like a guy who buys a car because you think no one will think you bought it to project an image. I'm not havin' it. Too much stigma.
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Sorry, I'm teetering on a sour mood. I think my liver's failing. Still feeling last weekend.
I think my problem with Porsches stemmed from when I caddied for some summer cash as a young kid and had to take abuse from Porsche owners. I've always loved the Benzes because my uncle collected them and had some gorgeous old models. The Benz guys tended to be the cigar chomping brokers while the Porsche drivers were the hard charging lawyer/doctor types. Porshce is an intense car. The Benz is more gin-on-the-veranda. I like the veranda.
Sucker. She calls everyone BigDick. Its good for an extra Andrew Jackson.
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05-03-2004, 05:10 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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The FB is whippin' me.
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05-03-2004, 05:12 PM
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#4183
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You would if you could.
If you have the means and/or the time, what's wrong with having some fun? Emphasize having the means. For example, if you must steal your cable, you probably do not have the means.
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My fun is different, that's all. I'd rather spend the means on travel. Drive whatever you want. Doesn't matter to me.
Did you just take a jab at me b/c I have less money? Wow. Congratulations, you are now a full jedi lawyer. You're the asshole you never wanted to be.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-03-2004, 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you're exhibiting your individuality via your car or your clothes, you're in big trouble.
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Hey hey hey... clothes are a good way to deflect attention away from your lack of skill and preparedness. Wearing a great tie always gets a compliment from a female judge just before she denies your motion.
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05-03-2004, 05:17 PM
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#4185
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey hey hey... clothes are a good way to deflect attention away from your lack of skill and preparedness. Wearing a great tie always gets a compliment from a female judge just before she denies your motion.
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Absolutely.
Hey, I think I dress fairly well. At least I get complemented on it pretty often. I just don't want that to define me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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