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02-10-2005, 04:50 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Chocolate?
Whatever happened to Miles of Chocolate sweeping the nation?
It was delicious.
Mmmmmmmm (Burger).
I'm bored too. HEY, ltl/fb and I agree on something. Yay.
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02-10-2005, 04:50 PM
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#4172
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Horseface
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Anyone want to make a proximate cause joke?
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How many proximate causes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-10-2005, 04:51 PM
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#4173
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Sisters
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So what do you think, comparable levels of inbreeding, just like my W. Virginia kinfolk?
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Yes. The Very Rich are like that. It's why the phrase "Not Our Kind, Dear" is so very insidious.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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#4174
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Happy Valentine's Day
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
For you and all the other Valentineless FBBetties, a valentine:
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I'd take one of those.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-10-2005, 04:53 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chocolate?
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Whatever happened to Miles of Chocolate sweeping the nation?
It was delicious.
Mmmmmmmm (Burger).
I'm bored too. HEY, ltl/fb and I agree on something. Yay.
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Last I heard, Miles of Chocolate was easier to ship. http://store.grapevinemarket.com/Sea...ults.asp?Cat=7
If the cravings are that bad, send me a PM and I can get some to you sooner or later.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-10-2005, 04:56 PM
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#4176
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Horseface
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many proximate causes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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All of them.
Get it? Proximate causes are so emaciated from famine that you could fit ALL of them in a phone booth.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-10-2005, 05:05 PM
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Oh puhleeze
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You say that Paris Hilton is overhyped and then you post a pic of this monstrosity? At least Paris' life is somewhat interesting.
This one is straight from the trailer park.
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THey are both assholes but at least Britney has had success that she didnt inherit., Though I posit she suffers from the Michael Jackson syndrome and will be exposed as a sick lech somewhere odwn the road. |
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02-10-2005, 05:05 PM
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#4178
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Cupid
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) ew
(b) I already have one
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How about one of these?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-10-2005, 05:06 PM
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#4179
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Horseface
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All of them.
Get it? Proximate causes are so emaciated from famine that you could fit ALL of them in a phone booth.
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Next you'll probably be making jokes about tsunami victims. Faminist fuck.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-10-2005, 05:08 PM
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#4180
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Horseface
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Next you'll probably be making jokes about tsunami victims. Faminist fuck.
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Besides, the correct answer is 3.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-10-2005, 05:09 PM
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#4181
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Horseface
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Next you'll probably be making jokes about tsunami victims. Faminist fuck.
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Need Another Seven Astronauts?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-10-2005, 05:13 PM
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#4182
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Horseface
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Need Another Seven Astronauts?
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How much flesh does it take to cover Fringey's clitoris?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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02-10-2005, 05:18 PM
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#4183
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Oh puhleeze
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THey are both assholes but at least Britney has had success that she didnt inherit., Though I posit she suffers from the Michael Jackson syndrome and will be exposed as a sick lech somewhere odwn the road.
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Paris is famous for the same reason that MOST people are famous: people find her attractive. Not all people, but many. She's tall and has the body of a model. Her face is...different enough to make her unique.
Yes, she's an idiot.
Yes, I can see how some would deem her a butterface.
But, many guys would give a couple of fingers to screw her. Probably not most guys on the FB, but we are not your average Americans.
This deserves a repost of this Newsradio exchange:
Lisa: Well I wasn't aware there was a difference.
Beth: Well of course there is a difference. Pretty means pretty. Cute means pretty but short and/or
hyperactive-- like me!
Lisa: Uh huh. What is beautiful?
Beth: Beautiful means pretty and tall.
Lisa: Gorgeous?
Beth: Pretty with great hair.
Lisa: Striking?
Beth: Pretty with a big nose.
Lisa: OK, you're making this up.
Beth: That's ridiculous, why would I make it up?
Lisa: Sexy?
Beth: Pretty and easy.
Lisa: Exotic?
Beth: Ugly
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-10-2005, 05:18 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Oh puhleeze
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
THey are both assholes but at least Britney has had success that she didnt inherit., Though I posit she suffers from the Michael Jackson syndrome and will be exposed as a sick lech somewhere odwn the road.
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Well then you'll be happy to know that her little sister has her own TV show called Zoey 101.
Talk about being born with the right sister.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-10-2005, 05:19 PM
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#4185
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Secret Window
Has anyone seen the last 20 minutes of this movie (starring Johnnhy Depp)? I have a friend who saw it on HBO last night, but fell asleep. He wants to know how it ended but he doesn't want to rent it just for the last 20 miniutes.
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