Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
So, how much are you considering getting zapped? Just the bikini-line? Everything but a triangle (real triangle, not the silly decorative one) up front? Everything but a landing strip?

I ask because I've been toying with the laser idea, too. It's not so much the time wasted waxing, for me, it is that anything that involves regrowth is ultimately unsatisfactory, and I'm pretty sure that, fashions changing as they might, I won't miss anything that isn't covered by a g-string. It would be nice to be relieved of the "smooth, stubble, smooth" cycle. Sort of defeats the purpose, about 1/2 the time.

Then again, I tend to be somewhat of a DIY girl, and I've also been vaguely considering an at-home electrolysis kit, but the idea of riding sparky in an embarrasing position in my own bathroom mitigates against.

This is the kind of frank, pubic hair-related discussion I come here to see.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
is only 35. . This must be the first time I have seen botox and whatever else she is putting in her face, have the effect of making her look older. I would have guessed she was at least 45. If you said fifty, I would have said, she looks pretty good for fifty I guess. 35? She cannot move her face. ANd she dresses like an aging woman still trying to prove she has a hot bod. WTF?

Looking at Les Moonves, I think that motherfucker must like some kinky shit. Maybe str8 has the dope. Anyway, my favorite part about Julie Chen is how forced and scripted she is. You fucking know that they actually script poor grammar to her, because that's now she actually speaks. She's like the W of reality show hosts.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I a bad person becauase this story failed to warm my heart and actually made me think "what"?

I apologize for having my FB summmary chart up to date, but I think you have been out of touch or having a baby or something, right? Anyway, look back, it will fill you in. It's an enjoyable read.

[SlaveNoMore]

mmm3587
... but I think you have been ...having a baby or something, right?

Muffin??? For the love of god, I hope not!!!!!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ironweed
Anyone who hasn't seen "The Aristocrats" should do so at once. If only for the Christopher Walken impression, which is not to imply that the rest of the movie is not funny as hell, which it is. Funny. As hell. The rest of the movie.

I forget who here invented liking the Christopher Walken impression from "The Aristocrats" but to them I say mad props, big up, love the sistahs, etc.

Who loves you, homey.

[SlaveNoMore]

Tyrone Slothrop
Who loves you, homey.

F this.

If you want to see an (i) artsy meets (ii) nature flick:

Go see "Grizzly Man".

Not only is his home footage absolutely breathtaking (even I want to bring home a pet fox this weekend) and the biography tragic - but for the film buffs out there, this is a pure and simple Herzog film, and anyone with a grasp of his oevre and pessimistic worldview will love this.

2 Brilliant directors too - once you see it, you will see what I mean.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I apologize for having my FB summmary chart up to date, but I think you have been out of touch or having a baby or something, right? Anyway, look back, it will fill you in. It's an enjoyable read.

Don't bother to look back because really it's not that enjoyable a read.

I'll summarize for you. mmmm thinks I am a bad person because I don't like poor people and I tend to like animals better than people. According to him, my morality is all fucked up.

I think mmmm is a blowhard.

[dtb]

While this NYT article doesn't mention them by name, those of you who follow the Fuggers will recognize the reference to those tar-hearted bitches (whom I love so much).

[spookyfish]

Yesterday, while sitting in my truck waiting for a light to change, I saw Pat Carney, the drummer of the Black Keys (Hi Sebby!), driving his car in the other direction.

What do you expect, A-Listers? I live in the fucking patch.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Yesterday, while sitting in my truck waiting for a light to change, I saw Pat Carney, the drummer of the Black Keys (Hi Sebby!), driving his car in the other direction.

What do you expect, A-Listers? I live in the fucking patch.

If I nightclubbed more, I bet I would have kicked Jack Black's ass by now, at least once.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Don't bother to look back because really it's not that enjoyable a read.

I'll summarize for you. mmmm thinks I am a bad person because I don't like poor people and I tend to like animals better than people. According to him, my morality is all fucked up.

I think mmmm is a blowhard.

Color me impressed.

I know you're retired and all, but you wouldn't consider being my secretary, would you?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Color me impressed.

I know you're retired and all, but you wouldn't consider being my secretary, would you?

The thing I don't get, is how are they gathering the animals. Are there animal rescue boats going through the flooded streets, or are they just getting the pets on the fringes?

[andViolins]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The thing I don't get, is how are they gathering the animals. Are there animal rescue boats going through the flooded streets, or are they just getting the pets on the fringes?

I know you like the fatty jokes and all, but thats just cold.

aV

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by andViolins
I know you like the fatty jokes and all, but thats just cold.

aV

Not to be a timmy, but "fringes" is not "fringe" or "Fringey."

i meant it as an honest question.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Not to be a timmy, but "fringes" is not "fringe" or "Fringey."

i meant it as an honest question.

Some of the animal rescue leagues have their own boats. It seems to me that they are just kind of scooping up animals where they find them.