It's all about me

[Montecore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.

Free the paigow!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.

I am not sure what this means, but I am sure that it means something...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Montecore
Free the paigow!

Mommy?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.

You're not dead!
Holly Hollywood is as close as it comes to someone who's just in it for the fame and if she wins - bonus.

I think the problem is - don't you have to take the whole summer off from work? How many people are willing to flat out quit their job (it's not like it's waiting for you to come back). People with sucky jobs to begin with. And a cheesy half mill? If I'm quitting my job and eating peanut butter all summer, there had better be big money involved.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.

PTL! You Rock!

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I am not sure what this means, but I am sure that it means something...

Something about collars. I think it's a fashion post.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Tell that to little Rita. (yes, Rita).

On another note, I found out a short time ago that my friend's boyfriend (when we were all about 15) wanted to have a threesome with her and me. She never told me this at the time, and the threesome never materialized. He was hot! (and presumably still is). Hot and nice and funny and intelligent - in short, almost perfect. Two questions:

1. Were you all having threesomes at 15? Apparently my crowd was (unbeknownst to me), or at least seriously contemplating them.

2. Is it wrong for me to be just a little bit annoyed with my friend for not letting this happen (although I can see her point - I would have mostly just participated in the whole thing in a lame attempt to steal him away from her, and that is not a nice thing to do to a friend).

1. No.

2. Yes.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Oops! I meant to quote some long post by someone else and say something pithy. 0 for 2. Bad day.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Oops! I meant to quote some long post by someone else and say something pithy. 0 for 2. Bad day.

Whenver I see your name, GGG, I get the Biggie track "Hypnotize" in my head. I just wanted to share.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Whenver I see your name, GGG, I get the Biggie track "Hypnotize" in my head. I just wanted to share.

Goog ole Mouth-full-o-marbles. How in the hell that guy gets top five best rappers of all time status still baffles me.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Whenver I see your name, GGG, I get the Biggie track "Hypnotize" in my head. I just wanted to share.

When I see the lyrics to "Hot for teacher" I see pictures of David Lee Roth in Spandex in my head. And it won't go away.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.

OMG! Could they be any more blue collar!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
When I see the lyrics to "Hot for teacher" I see pictures of David Lee Roth in Spandex in my head. And it won't go away.

"I've got it bad, soooooo bad, I'm hot for teacher..."

[Alex_de_Large]

So Kobe picked the extra $40 million rather than a fresh start. Shocking. He always struck me as selfless...

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I've got it bad, soooooo bad, I'm hot for teacher..."

OK that's twice today dL, watch it or I'll splat you like tomato thrown at a brick wall by Randy Johnson in his new Red Sox uniform.

Thanks for that, pony!

edited to add comma, otherwise it sounded like AdL gave me a pony.