Offering constructive criticism to the social cripples in our midst since early 2005.

[chad87655]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do people like this logo of a kid pissing on something? Who does the kid represent? Certainly, he doesn't represent the common, decent American. He's wearing a skater outfit, and skaters tend to be apolitical. The also engage in Un-American things like drug use and not going to church.

If Clinton taught us anything, with the Lord as my witness, surely it is that thine ends justify the means.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield I also wonder why that skater kid logo is alwasy pissing on Chevy or Ford logos. Are Chevy and Ford really at war? If so, is it a war like the one between Islam and Christianity? And are there any other current car wars? Is Mercedes battling BMW? And what's Dodge doing? Is it pulling a Swiss non-comittal gig?

This makes no sense. Are you some kind of retro-socialist hate-America firster? Are you speaking in some Islamic tongues?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by chad87655
I spilled my bladder on the koran.

I'll admit, in a fit of self-righteous anger, I actually spilled my bladder on a Koran. I was incensed about the 9/11. You know how it is.

But as I stood there in my garage, I realized I wasn't making much of a statement by pissing on the book (which cost my $13.99 at Borders... a fucking rip off, but thats another gripe alltogether). All I'd done was make a mess which upset my wife, and which I'd have to clean.

I realized that in order to REALLY register my disgust with the Koran, I'd have to piss on it in public. So I called the Sheriff and aasked him if I could piss on the Koran in public under the local code. He told me the state had made pissing anywhere outside illegal years ago (something about the Fed Govt requiring states to issue laws directing people to urinate and defecate inside if the states wanted to get fed highway money). So there I was, a patriot, standing in a pile of piss in my garage, screwed between the liberal federal govt and my right to free speech.

I decided to evaporate the urine with my welding torch. It worked magnificently. I sent this helpful hint about evaporating urine to Heloise, but she refused to put it in her column. Fucking bull dyke.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll admit, in a fit of self-righteous anger, I actually spilled my bladder on a Koran. I was incensed about the 9/11. You know how it is.

But as I stood there in my garage, I realized I wasn't making much of a statement by pissing on the book (which cost my $13.99 at Borders... a fucking rip off, but thats another gripe alltogether). All I'd done was make a mess which upset my wife, and which I'd have to clean.

I realized that in order to REALLY register my disgust with the Koran, I'd have to piss on it in public. So I called the Sheriff and aasked him if I could piss on the Koran in public under the local code. He told me the state had made pissing anywhere outside illegal years ago (something about the Fed Govt requiring states to issue laws directing people to urinate and defecate inside if the states wanted to get fed highway money). So there I was, a patriot, standing in a pile of piss in my garage, screwed between the liberal federal govt and my right to free speech.

I decided to evaporate the urine with my welding torch. It worked magnificently. I sent this helpful hint about evaporating urine to Heloise, but she refused to put it in her column. Fucking bull dyke.

I'm sure there are support groups for people with your problem.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by chad87655
If Clinton taught us anything, with the Lord as my witness, surely it is that thine ends justify the means.

This makes no sense. Are you some kind of retro-socialist hate-America firster? Are you speaking in some Islamic tongues?

Oh, Lordy, do I hate Bill Clinton. I almost lost my wife watching the market when he was president. I wasn't myself for any of those years. Don't get me started.

Tongues? That's Catholic cult talk. Are you fucking insulting me?

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by chad87655
Why not just move to France, wouldn't you be happier with your own kind?

No. For one, I don't smoke. For another, I bathe regularly. Some might say obsessively. Finally, as a liberal I feel it is my duty to work in a blue state and pay more in federal taxes than my state takes in, so that we can support all the lazy red state leeches.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Anyone know the racial comp of the jury? Whether jurors have spoken about the verdict?

Eight women, four men. All Caucasian.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I do not think it means what you think it means.

I went to the webiste. There is nothing about Charlize there. This is a doctored picture. But you all probably knew that.

[Not Flaming]

Originally posted by Spanky
I went to the webiste. There is nothing about Charlize there. This is a doctored picture. But you all probably knew that.

I'm sure there are support groups for people with your problem.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Not Flaming
I'm sure there are support groups for people with your problem.

Sorry - your humour and irony are just too sophisticated for me. Support group for what?

[Spanky]

Ms. Theron just doesn't do it for me. She needs to gain some weight back. My ideas of beauty were formed by Star Trek.

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by Spanky
Ms. Theron just doesn't do it for me. She needs to gain some weight back. My ideas of beauty were formed by Star Trek.

You're getting better at these internets, Spankster.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Spanky
Ms. Theron just doesn't do it for me. She needs to gain some weight back. My ideas of beauty were formed by Star Trek.
[IMG ]Huh? [/ img]

I always thought this was more your speed:





My bad. Must've been Hank.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Spanky
Eight women, four men. All Caucasian.

Good. I was not looking forward to hearing the rants about how this is "another OJ protect-your-own verdict.'

[SlaveNoMore]

Diane_Keaton
Good. I was not looking forward to hearing the rants about how this is "another OJ protect-your-own verdict.'

Um...have you seen Michael Jackson lately? It was.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Um...have you seen Michael Jackson lately? It was.

Is he 2/3 female now?