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07-15-2005, 08:12 PM
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#406
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Don't call me Squishy. It's embarrassing and, frankly, a little insulting.
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Originally posted by sgtclub
clearly paigow
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Bzzzzt. Wrong. I am Spittles, ne Squishy. Collect your turtlewax on your way out and don't let the hostess smack you on the ass.
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The nice one.
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07-15-2005, 08:14 PM
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#407
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Originally posted by Spittles
Hey, Dad or LessinSF, I am quite bored. Sitting on the balcony all day with Salami and Whiff is getting tiresome. How about some more childhood tales? Maybe your first illegal fireworks experience?
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Funny you should ask. You see, Spanky and I were 14. We took CalTrain to the City and found our way to Chinatown. After purchasing a brick of firecrackers and bottle rockets each from some kid, we were walking back to the train station when a skank-ass woman asked us if we wanted a "date." Until you brought it up, though, I had not remembered how uncannily she resembled you. No wonder I've had nightmares for years. <shudder.>
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Boogers!
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07-15-2005, 08:18 PM
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#408
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Don't call me Squishy. It's embarrassing and, frankly, a little insulting.
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Funny you should ask. You see, Spanky and I were 14. We took CalTrain to the City and found our way to Chinatown. After purchasing a brick of firecrackers and bottle rockets each from some kid, we were walking back to the train station when a skank-ass woman asked us if we wanted a "date." Until you brought it up, though, I had not remembered how uncannily she resembled you. No wonder I've had nightmares for years. <shudder.>
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So you wanted to fuck her too?
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07-15-2005, 08:20 PM
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#409
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Funny you should ask. You see, Spanky and I were 14. We took CalTrain to the City and found our way to Chinatown. After purchasing a brick of firecrackers and bottle rockets each from some kid, we were walking back to the train station when a skank-ass woman asked us if we wanted a "date." Until you brought it up, though, I had not remembered how uncannily she resembled you. No wonder I've had nightmares for years. <shudder.>
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Hi less, do you miss me yet?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-15-2005, 08:21 PM
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#410
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Don't call me Squishy. It's embarrassing and, frankly, a little insulting.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hi less, do you miss me yet?
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When is less gonna get his bitch, MR, to relent on the no socking so you can come back and portray some of my kittens?
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07-15-2005, 08:24 PM
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#411
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Home...yet again
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Originally posted by sgtclub
clearly paigow
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whiff
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Namaste!!!
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07-15-2005, 08:40 PM
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#412
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Originally posted by Spittles
When is less gonna get his bitch, MR, to relent on the no socking so you can come back and portray some of my kittens?
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Actually he must miss me, because he referenced me in a post on the FB. Validation. Indeed. He still wants me.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-15-2005, 08:50 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Don't call me Squishy. It's embarrassing and, frankly, a little insulting.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Actually he must miss me, because he referenced me in a post on the FB. Validation. Indeed. He still wants me.
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I can relate.
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The nice one.
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07-16-2005, 12:39 AM
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#414
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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FB Update
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I retired from socking.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-16-2005, 02:27 AM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Funny you should ask. You see, Spanky and I were 14. We took CalTrain to the City and found our way to Chinatown. After purchasing a brick of firecrackers and bottle rockets each from some kid, we were walking back to the train station when a skank-ass woman asked us if we wanted a "date." Until you brought it up, though, I had not remembered how uncannily she resembled you. No wonder I've had nightmares for years. <shudder.>
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Believe it or not this is a true story. The only part I can't attest to is the fact that the prostitute resembles Fringey. Although I do remember the prostitute, I have never met Fringey. |
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07-16-2005, 02:50 AM
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#416
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Originally posted by Spanky
Believe it or not this is a true story. The only part I can't attest to is the fact that the prostitute resembles Fringey. Although I do remember the prostitute, I have never met Fringey.
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God help you, I think you mean Paigow. Duck.
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07-16-2005, 03:02 AM
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#417
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Believe it or not this is a true story. The only part I can't attest to is the fact that the prostitute resembles Fringey. Although I do remember the prostitute,
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Were you fore or aft?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-16-2005, 01:29 PM
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#418
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Believe it or not this is a true story. The only part I can't attest to is the fact that the prostitute resembles Fringey. Although I do remember the prostitute, I have never met Fringey.
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I don't sock. it's not even a retirement issue -- it's just a general thing.
Oh wait, I was God for a bit. |
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07-16-2005, 01:36 PM
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#419
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't sock. it's not even a retirement issue -- it's just a general thing.
Oh wait, I was God for a bit.
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Rumor had it that you were also Fenwick. |
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07-16-2005, 01:44 PM
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#420
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Rumor had it that you were also Fenwick.
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Possibly. I don't recall. That may have just been a cherished dream of yours . . .
In any event, I sock only rarely. |
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