Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by dtb
This reminds me of the time my roommate (not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, the brightest star in the firmament or any other hackneyed cliche you can think of) told me of the new food offering at McDonalds -- called McSushi.

She had seen a SNL parody commercial and thought it was twooo.

I remember an English friend telling me about a BBC hoax in the early '90s - they announced that the Gov had decided that, in the interest of furthering European integration (and safety, given the likely increase of cross border traffic in the single market), the UK would switch from driving on the left side of the road to the right. However, to ease the population into this traumatic change, it would be phased in over time: for the first 3 months of implementation, cars with odd-number-ending license plates would drive on the right on mondays, wednesdays and fridays, while cars with even-numbered plates would drive on the right on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays, with everyone driving on the right on sundays.

Apparently they got calls all day long from bright lights who realized this was not such a good plan.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've got three words for you. Who's got blow?

I have two words for you: Attican bedshitter

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I've stopped getting spam that includes those random dictionary words to fool the spam filters. Now, instead, I'm getting spam that starts off with buh-zarre quotations from literary works (presumably serving the same function).

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• "If any one break a hole into a house (break in to steal), he shall be put to death before that hole and be buried."

Spam trends haven't changed, just your browsing habits. Look, I told you that participating in that beliefnet.com Holy Sex chat room was a bad idea.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I drank a Red Bull earlier today at my brother's urging.

I can say with authority that this swill is the nastiest tasting stuff I've ever had in a can. And I feel a little like I snorted some very bad speed.

I love Red Bull. it is THE BEST for road trips, when you need the stimlant effects, but don't want the added volume of soda or coffee, and you have no coke left.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've got three words for you. Who's got blow?

Red Bull claims to have the caffeine equivalent of one 16 oz strong black coffee. Bullshit.

I drank three or four of those fuckers and a wash bucket of vodka during a wedding a few years back and found myself behaving like Frank the Tank shortly thereafter. I had a wonderful exchange of non-sequiturs with Enrico the catering guy and his cute 18 yo waitress while firing back a fat joint of utterly awful pot, after which I started spinning. Spinning cannot be cured with Champagne. Nor can it be cured with more Red Bull. It was the only time people have told me they feared I'd choke to death in my sleep, so they took turns checking on me during the night.

I still drink the stuff today, but very sparingly. Red bull and Maker's Mark is gross tasting, but a really loony buzz. Its the sort of buzz that makes you think it'd be really funny to play with a chainsaw or fuck the neighbor's German Shepherd. You're out of your goddamned mind. I had it at some engagement party in NYC a few months back and found myself screaming about how some stripper at a friend's bachelor party could "speak" with her asshole in a room full of geriatric guests.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have two words for you: Attican bedshitter

I just might name my next band Attican Bedshitter.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I just might name my next band Attican Bedshitter.

You're going to have a very very limited audience then.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Red bull and Maker's Mark is gross tasting, but a really loony buzz.

I've seen people drink Red Bull and Jaeger. Haven't tried it, but that has got to be one foul tasting drink. And it might lead the drinker to spew foul truths. I may have to give it a try.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You're going to have a very very limited audience then.

That's probably for the best, actually.

Besides, Attican Bedshitter will just be a side project. I could never leave my main gig with the Blowjob Camels.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I've seen people drink Red Bull and Jaeger. Haven't tried it, but that has got to be one foul tasting drink. And it might lead the drinker to spew foul truths. I may have to give it a try.

I've tried it. Foul is a very good adjective.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I've seen people drink Red Bull and Jaeger. Haven't tried it, but that has got to be one foul tasting drink. And it might lead the drinker to spew foul truths. I may have to give it a try.

Oh, please tell me this isn't true. Jaeger, in sufficeint quantities, makes me loud and boisterous, and frequently naked. Mix that with the foulest tasting shit on the planet and I'd be loud, boisterous, naked and jittery. This sounds less than fun.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've tried it. Foul is a very good adjective.

Yet a shot of Jameson dropped into a half glass of Guinness is surprisingly good. Chocolate beer.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have two words for you: Attican bedshitter

When one whiffs, it's traditional to do so immediately. I advise against waiting three weeks until only you, me and Gatti remember what the fuck you're talking about.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I've seen people drink Red Bull and Jaeger. Haven't tried it, but that has got to be one foul tasting drink. And it might lead the drinker to spew foul truths. I may have to give it a try.

Been there. Done that. Fill a wide glass with Red Bull. Drop in a shot of Jaeger and down the hatch. It actually goes down pretty smooth. Two or three of those and the neighbors better take Fido in for the night.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Been there. Done that. Fill a wide glass with Red Bull. Drop in a shot of Jaeger and down the hatch. It actually goes down pretty smooth. Two or three of those and the neighbors better take Fido in for the night.

Amazingly, the part about how you might fuck a dog is the less disgusting part of that post.